I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

young *thug*

gr8080, you've found your internet home.

Ok, "bluetoothing" I remember, but "fucka twigs?" Also, why "slime?"

fka twigs

fucka twink

it's when u top a dude who has a v slender penis

can y'all remind me what bluetoothing is?

it's when u blow a dude from the Blue Man Group

My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner

I can't figure out why this song came to you.

Bluetoothing = hands-free orgasm

It was the theme song to his show

I like "weeding the garden" as slang for cleaning up the butt before action but haven't had a lot of opportunity to put that one to use

i've never done coke off the groin, but i'd like to call it "sugarbush"

also i need one for getting hit in the eye with spooj... ssomeone else's. you can add one for your solo spooj if need be.

well i killed this one eh

If I couldn't boner kill this thread, no one can.

well my med student (aka The Bad Muslim) broke up w/ that guy he was seeing, so he just was here for some sportfucking.

TLI imo

well it was our third go at it and we both know what we like. it's working.

Tonight I was introduced firsthand to the concept of "switching" in which you and your partner take turns being very aggressive and no-nonsense and all Sir/boy what with spitting and slapping and fucking and asking permission and it was just a really great time. His armpits smelled like heaven.

Kinda surprised neighbors did not call cops tbh

lol I'm such a switch :D

I have always been vers but haven't really explored the more performative extensions of that so much, like not only taking turns being in control physically but also verbally. V exhilarating! I've talked to a lot of ppl who have told me their exp with this and they're like "no I can ONLY do one OR the other or if I switch it has to be one role for a whole session" so I guess it's p cool I can just turn it off and on in the moment and it still feels totally authentic.

I'm a btm like 99% of the time, but my guy's been talking about versing up the relationship lately. I feel like when/if this happens, these "performative extensions" will be helpful. Excited now!

sex is fun you guys

i got a knee in the front teeth the other night tho (nothing broke)

I'm really not that vers tbh (but also I don't give a fuck about a top/bottom dynamic, that's just not how I think about sex), but I am so all about switching in the kink sense.

we've done some switching before, it is pretty hot (def hotter to methan just one person always assuming the same role)

Glumly moves the "days since I last had dick in my mouth" counter back to zero.

Wait what

For someone who hates sex so much you sure just had sex

I'll start liking sex when I actually have it a second time with someone.

But hey, the end of a drought is the end of a drought.

Still bluetoothing after all these years

Add to "favourite places to have sex": on a pile of clean laundry just out of the dryer

Eric plz plz give us some details

Still basically underwhelmed by it all, but I broke a sweat and have a couple scratch marks, so that's neat.

What was he like? How did he taste? Where did you meet? Did you jerk off while you were doing it?

Geeky but enthusiastic. Like dick. OKC. No, I thought only of his enjoyment.

Most of the encounter was adventures in frottage. Still wished we had used some lube.

Eric, that rules!!

If there is a next time, I'll concentrate harder on my own pleasure too.

Was it like an NSA blow and go type thing or did you guys like hang out for a while and then it led to sex?

The latter. I def haven't graduated to NSA yet, though I'm realizing now that's a phase in life I probably can't just bypass.

Well I mean ime they are always just phases and after a while it's ultimately unfulfilling and even when I AM in those phases I still realize that it's much more desirable to have sex w/ someone w/ whom there is at least a modicum of connection (i.e. you can hold a conversation with them)

Yes, tho it does make it more difficult to walk away from those situations, et al. Anyway, not sweating it.

The latter. I def haven't graduated to NSA yet, though I'm realizing now that's a phase in life I probably can't just bypass.

― Eric H.,

well this thread is warrantless eavesdropping

I should comeback when I start using cough drops.

You're old enough to bypass anything you want to now.

i miss the Bad Muslim's ass so much.

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