what, you were on for a Boston marriage?
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:13 (eleven years ago)
http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/11/boston-main.jpg
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)
is there slang for when theres a mass simultaneous O in group sex? If not can we call it a balaggio?
― turn dog for up (fgti), Saturday, 31 January 2015 15:20 (eleven years ago)
omfg
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:33 (eleven years ago)
http://www.vegasvetsaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bellagio-las-vegas-military-discount-info.jpg
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:35 (eleven years ago)
as a st8 I have no place saying this but fgti you should get a grant for coining sex slang imo
― gr8080, Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:36 (eleven years ago)
cosign
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:51 (eleven years ago)
str8080
― how's life, Sunday, 1 February 2015 01:18 (eleven years ago)
u guys I had quiiiite an encounter w a v strapping Cuban this weekend
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:17 (eleven years ago)
shhhh Stevie don't tell
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:19 (eleven years ago)
strapping, not stripping
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 February 2015 05:56 (eleven years ago)
idk I am being kind of cagey about this I guess but I have several visible bruises and some ripped clothes and etc.
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 13:40 (eleven years ago)
you should be caged instead of cagey, bad boy!
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 February 2015 15:51 (eleven years ago)
My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner
― turn dog for up (fgti), Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:24 (eleven years ago)
At all waking hours I'm devoting 10% of my brain to disseminating my private lexicon, i.e. fucka twigs, bluetoothing, slimes / sliming (slang for cute men / hanging out with cute men)
― turn dog for up (fgti), Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:26 (eleven years ago)
you just changed the way I'll listen to young forever
― gr8080, Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:29 (eleven years ago)
I totally need to withdraw from sliming.
― Eric H., Sunday, 1 February 2015 17:35 (eleven years ago)
young *thug*
― gr8080, Sunday, 1 February 2015 18:04 (eleven years ago)
gr8080, you've found your internet home.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 February 2015 18:10 (eleven years ago)
Ok, "bluetoothing" I remember, but "fucka twigs?" Also, why "slime?"
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:18 (eleven years ago)
fka twigs
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:31 (eleven years ago)
fucka twink
― flopson, Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)
it's when u top a dude who has a v slender penis
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 21:03 (eleven years ago)
can y'all remind me what bluetoothing is?
― marcos, Monday, 2 February 2015 17:10 (eleven years ago)
it's when u blow a dude from the Blue Man Group
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 2 February 2015 17:58 (eleven years ago)
I can't figure out why this song came to you.
― Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)
Bluetoothing = hands-free orgasm
― Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:08 (eleven years ago)
It was the theme song to his show
I like "weeding the garden" as slang for cleaning up the butt before action but haven't had a lot of opportunity to put that one to use
― turn dog for up (fgti), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:12 (eleven years ago)
i've never done coke off the groin, but i'd like to call it "sugarbush"
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:09 (eleven years ago)
also i need one for getting hit in the eye with spooj... ssomeone else's. you can add one for your solo spooj if need be.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 13:21 (eleven years ago)
well i killed this one eh
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:57 (eleven years ago)
If I couldn't boner kill this thread, no one can.
― Eric H., Thursday, 12 February 2015 04:19 (eleven years ago)
well my med student (aka The Bad Muslim) broke up w/ that guy he was seeing, so he just was here for some sportfucking.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 March 2015 02:38 (eleven years ago)
TLI imo
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:01 (eleven years ago)
well it was our third go at it and we both know what we like. it's working.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 March 2015 00:49 (eleven years ago)
Tonight I was introduced firsthand to the concept of "switching" in which you and your partner take turns being very aggressive and no-nonsense and all Sir/boy what with spitting and slapping and fucking and asking permission and it was just a really great time. His armpits smelled like heaven.
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:32 (eleven years ago)
Kinda surprised neighbors did not call cops tbh
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:33 (eleven years ago)
lol I'm such a switch :D
― raih dednelb (The Reverend), Sunday, 15 March 2015 07:43 (eleven years ago)
I have always been vers but haven't really explored the more performative extensions of that so much, like not only taking turns being in control physically but also verbally. V exhilarating! I've talked to a lot of ppl who have told me their exp with this and they're like "no I can ONLY do one OR the other or if I switch it has to be one role for a whole session" so I guess it's p cool I can just turn it off and on in the moment and it still feels totally authentic.
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 14:45 (eleven years ago)
I'm a btm like 99% of the time, but my guy's been talking about versing up the relationship lately. I feel like when/if this happens, these "performative extensions" will be helpful. Excited now!
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 15 March 2015 15:03 (eleven years ago)
sex is fun you guys
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 15:59 (eleven years ago)
i got a knee in the front teeth the other night tho (nothing broke)
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 March 2015 16:13 (eleven years ago)
I'm really not that vers tbh (but also I don't give a fuck about a top/bottom dynamic, that's just not how I think about sex), but I am so all about switching in the kink sense.
― raih dednelb (The Reverend), Monday, 16 March 2015 09:32 (eleven years ago)
we've done some switching before, it is pretty hot (def hotter to methan just one person always assuming the same role)
― donna rouge, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:46 (eleven years ago)
Glumly moves the "days since I last had dick in my mouth" counter back to zero.
― Eric H., Monday, 23 March 2015 14:58 (eleven years ago)
Wait what
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:04 (eleven years ago)
For someone who hates sex so much you sure just had sex
I'll start liking sex when I actually have it a second time with someone.
― Eric H., Monday, 23 March 2015 15:11 (eleven years ago)
But hey, the end of a drought is the end of a drought.
― Eric H., Monday, 23 March 2015 15:12 (eleven years ago)
Still bluetoothing after all these years
― got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:17 (eleven years ago)