I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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what, you were on for a Boston marriage?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:13 (eleven years ago)

http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/11/boston-main.jpg

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)

is there slang for when theres a mass simultaneous O in group sex? If not can we call it a balaggio?

turn dog for up (fgti), Saturday, 31 January 2015 15:20 (eleven years ago)

omfg

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:33 (eleven years ago)

http://www.vegasvetsaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bellagio-las-vegas-military-discount-info.jpg

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:35 (eleven years ago)

as a st8 I have no place saying this but fgti you should get a grant for coining sex slang imo

gr8080, Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:36 (eleven years ago)

cosign

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:51 (eleven years ago)

str8080

how's life, Sunday, 1 February 2015 01:18 (eleven years ago)

u guys I had quiiiite an encounter w a v strapping Cuban this weekend

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:17 (eleven years ago)

shhhh Stevie don't tell

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:19 (eleven years ago)

strapping, not stripping

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 February 2015 05:56 (eleven years ago)

idk I am being kind of cagey about this I guess but I have several visible bruises and some ripped clothes and etc.

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 13:40 (eleven years ago)

you should be caged instead of cagey, bad boy!

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 February 2015 15:51 (eleven years ago)

My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner

turn dog for up (fgti), Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:24 (eleven years ago)

At all waking hours I'm devoting 10% of my brain to disseminating my private lexicon, i.e. fucka twigs, bluetoothing, slimes / sliming (slang for cute men / hanging out with cute men)

turn dog for up (fgti), Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:26 (eleven years ago)

you just changed the way I'll listen to young forever

gr8080, Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:29 (eleven years ago)

I totally need to withdraw from sliming.

Eric H., Sunday, 1 February 2015 17:35 (eleven years ago)

young *thug*

gr8080, Sunday, 1 February 2015 18:04 (eleven years ago)

gr8080, you've found your internet home.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 February 2015 18:10 (eleven years ago)

Ok, "bluetoothing" I remember, but "fucka twigs?" Also, why "slime?"

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:18 (eleven years ago)

fka twigs

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:31 (eleven years ago)

fucka twink

flopson, Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)

it's when u top a dude who has a v slender penis

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 21:03 (eleven years ago)

can y'all remind me what bluetoothing is?

marcos, Monday, 2 February 2015 17:10 (eleven years ago)

it's when u blow a dude from the Blue Man Group

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 2 February 2015 17:58 (eleven years ago)

My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner

I can't figure out why this song came to you.

Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)

Bluetoothing = hands-free orgasm

Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:08 (eleven years ago)

It was the theme song to his show

I like "weeding the garden" as slang for cleaning up the butt before action but haven't had a lot of opportunity to put that one to use

turn dog for up (fgti), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:12 (eleven years ago)

i've never done coke off the groin, but i'd like to call it "sugarbush"

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:09 (eleven years ago)

also i need one for getting hit in the eye with spooj... ssomeone else's. you can add one for your solo spooj if need be.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 13:21 (eleven years ago)

well i killed this one eh

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:57 (eleven years ago)

If I couldn't boner kill this thread, no one can.

Eric H., Thursday, 12 February 2015 04:19 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

well my med student (aka The Bad Muslim) broke up w/ that guy he was seeing, so he just was here for some sportfucking.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 March 2015 02:38 (eleven years ago)

TLI imo

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:01 (eleven years ago)

well it was our third go at it and we both know what we like. it's working.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 March 2015 00:49 (eleven years ago)

Tonight I was introduced firsthand to the concept of "switching" in which you and your partner take turns being very aggressive and no-nonsense and all Sir/boy what with spitting and slapping and fucking and asking permission and it was just a really great time. His armpits smelled like heaven.

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:32 (eleven years ago)

Kinda surprised neighbors did not call cops tbh

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:33 (eleven years ago)

lol I'm such a switch :D

raih dednelb (The Reverend), Sunday, 15 March 2015 07:43 (eleven years ago)

I have always been vers but haven't really explored the more performative extensions of that so much, like not only taking turns being in control physically but also verbally. V exhilarating! I've talked to a lot of ppl who have told me their exp with this and they're like "no I can ONLY do one OR the other or if I switch it has to be one role for a whole session" so I guess it's p cool I can just turn it off and on in the moment and it still feels totally authentic.

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 14:45 (eleven years ago)

I'm a btm like 99% of the time, but my guy's been talking about versing up the relationship lately. I feel like when/if this happens, these "performative extensions" will be helpful. Excited now!

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 15 March 2015 15:03 (eleven years ago)

sex is fun you guys

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 15:59 (eleven years ago)

i got a knee in the front teeth the other night tho (nothing broke)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 March 2015 16:13 (eleven years ago)

I'm really not that vers tbh (but also I don't give a fuck about a top/bottom dynamic, that's just not how I think about sex), but I am so all about switching in the kink sense.

raih dednelb (The Reverend), Monday, 16 March 2015 09:32 (eleven years ago)

we've done some switching before, it is pretty hot (def hotter to methan just one person always assuming the same role)

donna rouge, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:46 (eleven years ago)

Glumly moves the "days since I last had dick in my mouth" counter back to zero.

Eric H., Monday, 23 March 2015 14:58 (eleven years ago)

Wait what

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:04 (eleven years ago)

For someone who hates sex so much you sure just had sex

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:04 (eleven years ago)

I'll start liking sex when I actually have it a second time with someone.

Eric H., Monday, 23 March 2015 15:11 (eleven years ago)

But hey, the end of a drought is the end of a drought.

Eric H., Monday, 23 March 2015 15:12 (eleven years ago)

Still bluetoothing after all these years

got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:17 (eleven years ago)


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