I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

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In the right way, I mean.

Eric H., Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:39 (eleven years ago)

God bless you and yr jockstrap

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 03:45 (eleven years ago)

Morbs! Where'd you meet?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:02 (eleven years ago)

on the corner

Jesus, the ass on this guy

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:04 (eleven years ago)

sharing: http://www.tcj.com/what-was-so-queer-about-comics-in-2014/

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:54 (eleven years ago)

<3 Elisha Lim

my booty it clean (fgti), Thursday, 15 January 2015 19:20 (eleven years ago)

i just saw that and i want everything on it

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 15 January 2015 19:20 (eleven years ago)

The Young Infidel came over for another afternoon romp. I had to slap him just a little.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:55 (eleven years ago)

a discreet circling of wagons!

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 January 2015 15:00 (eleven years ago)

he did not like the first 20 mins of Duck Soup, so i am still available for wedlock.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 19:48 (eleven years ago)

Suddenly, so am I!

Vulvacura (Eric H.), Monday, 19 January 2015 20:25 (eleven years ago)

what, you were on for a Boston marriage?

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:13 (eleven years ago)

http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/11/boston-main.jpg

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)

is there slang for when theres a mass simultaneous O in group sex? If not can we call it a balaggio?

turn dog for up (fgti), Saturday, 31 January 2015 15:20 (eleven years ago)

omfg

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:33 (eleven years ago)

http://www.vegasvetsaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bellagio-las-vegas-military-discount-info.jpg

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:35 (eleven years ago)

as a st8 I have no place saying this but fgti you should get a grant for coining sex slang imo

gr8080, Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:36 (eleven years ago)

cosign

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:51 (eleven years ago)

str8080

how's life, Sunday, 1 February 2015 01:18 (eleven years ago)

u guys I had quiiiite an encounter w a v strapping Cuban this weekend

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:17 (eleven years ago)

shhhh Stevie don't tell

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:19 (eleven years ago)

strapping, not stripping

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 February 2015 05:56 (eleven years ago)

idk I am being kind of cagey about this I guess but I have several visible bruises and some ripped clothes and etc.

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 13:40 (eleven years ago)

you should be caged instead of cagey, bad boy!

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 February 2015 15:51 (eleven years ago)

My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner

turn dog for up (fgti), Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:24 (eleven years ago)

At all waking hours I'm devoting 10% of my brain to disseminating my private lexicon, i.e. fucka twigs, bluetoothing, slimes / sliming (slang for cute men / hanging out with cute men)

turn dog for up (fgti), Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:26 (eleven years ago)

you just changed the way I'll listen to young forever

gr8080, Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:29 (eleven years ago)

I totally need to withdraw from sliming.

Eric H., Sunday, 1 February 2015 17:35 (eleven years ago)

young *thug*

gr8080, Sunday, 1 February 2015 18:04 (eleven years ago)

gr8080, you've found your internet home.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 February 2015 18:10 (eleven years ago)

Ok, "bluetoothing" I remember, but "fucka twigs?" Also, why "slime?"

That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:18 (eleven years ago)

fka twigs

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:31 (eleven years ago)

fucka twink

flopson, Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)

it's when u top a dude who has a v slender penis

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 21:03 (eleven years ago)

can y'all remind me what bluetoothing is?

marcos, Monday, 2 February 2015 17:10 (eleven years ago)

it's when u blow a dude from the Blue Man Group

Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 2 February 2015 17:58 (eleven years ago)

My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner

I can't figure out why this song came to you.

Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)

Bluetoothing = hands-free orgasm

Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:08 (eleven years ago)

It was the theme song to his show

I like "weeding the garden" as slang for cleaning up the butt before action but haven't had a lot of opportunity to put that one to use

turn dog for up (fgti), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:12 (eleven years ago)

i've never done coke off the groin, but i'd like to call it "sugarbush"

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:09 (eleven years ago)

also i need one for getting hit in the eye with spooj... ssomeone else's. you can add one for your solo spooj if need be.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 13:21 (eleven years ago)

well i killed this one eh

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:57 (eleven years ago)

If I couldn't boner kill this thread, no one can.

Eric H., Thursday, 12 February 2015 04:19 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

well my med student (aka The Bad Muslim) broke up w/ that guy he was seeing, so he just was here for some sportfucking.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 March 2015 02:38 (eleven years ago)

TLI imo

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:01 (eleven years ago)

well it was our third go at it and we both know what we like. it's working.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 March 2015 00:49 (eleven years ago)

Tonight I was introduced firsthand to the concept of "switching" in which you and your partner take turns being very aggressive and no-nonsense and all Sir/boy what with spitting and slapping and fucking and asking permission and it was just a really great time. His armpits smelled like heaven.

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:32 (eleven years ago)

Kinda surprised neighbors did not call cops tbh

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:33 (eleven years ago)

lol I'm such a switch :D

raih dednelb (The Reverend), Sunday, 15 March 2015 07:43 (eleven years ago)

I have always been vers but haven't really explored the more performative extensions of that so much, like not only taking turns being in control physically but also verbally. V exhilarating! I've talked to a lot of ppl who have told me their exp with this and they're like "no I can ONLY do one OR the other or if I switch it has to be one role for a whole session" so I guess it's p cool I can just turn it off and on in the moment and it still feels totally authentic.

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 14:45 (eleven years ago)


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