i tell them things I am actually into i.e. Love & Rockets comics, Almodovar, 80's techno, shakshuka, puns
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 29 December 2014 19:04 (eleven years ago)
same person also asked me if i have any more pics to trade -- dude you've just about seen all there is!
― (曇り) (clouds), Monday, 29 December 2014 19:06 (eleven years ago)
Maybe he meant "pics of trade."
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 December 2014 19:07 (eleven years ago)
after some soul searching and honest talk we're gonna hang in there. bewildering x-mas spirits.
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Monday, 29 December 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)
gl
― J0rdan S., Tuesday, 30 December 2014 00:06 (eleven years ago)
thanks
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 00:32 (eleven years ago)
Had a pretty awesome afternoon hookup with a whipsmart younger man. Afterward when we did a couple shots of Jack he said to me:
"You drink like a pussy"
"You are so gay"
Hoping for fuckbuddy status.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:55 (eleven years ago)
also, I gave him a hickey, and i think he broke my shower nozzle
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:56 (eleven years ago)
:-)
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 10 January 2015 22:57 (eleven years ago)
Long story about my crazy last couple of days that, I suppose, contains a minority TMI detail: I wound up in the hospital Thursday night with appendicitis, requiring immediate surgery (thankfully, it hadn't yet ruptured, so it was simply a matter of removing it). Earlier in the day, well before I had any clue that any of this was about to go down, my bf had talked me into wearing a yellow jock strap (this one, if the visual helps make the story funnier/more embarrassing) for, um, later. Once I knew that I was going to be having surgery, and hearing that he and my mom were both on their way to the hospital, I texted him with a list of things I wanted him to bring me from home, including some more conservative underwear, given what I knew about the revealing nature of hospital gowns. Unfortunately, the nurse had me change into the gown before the two of them arrived, so i thought the hell with it and shoved the jock in among my jacket and other clothing that they had given me to store my belongings. They finally show up just as I'm about to be wheeled into the OR, and I go in for surgery. The next day, after he picks me up from the hospital, he tells me that the nurse had handed my mom the bag with my belongings in it, and that there was a moment where, looking in the bag, my mom spotted the jock, and laughed. More an instance of TMI for my mom to receive, I suppose, but mildly mortifying for me nonetheless.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Sunday, 11 January 2015 00:59 (eleven years ago)
She probably thought "YESSSSSS"
― fgti, Sunday, 11 January 2015 01:22 (eleven years ago)
Eat it!
― Eric H., Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:38 (eleven years ago)
In the right way, I mean.
― Eric H., Sunday, 11 January 2015 04:39 (eleven years ago)
God bless you and yr jockstrap
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 03:45 (eleven years ago)
Morbs! Where'd you meet?
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:02 (eleven years ago)
on the corner
Jesus, the ass on this guy
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 04:04 (eleven years ago)
sharing: http://www.tcj.com/what-was-so-queer-about-comics-in-2014/
― shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 January 2015 18:54 (eleven years ago)
<3 Elisha Lim
― my booty it clean (fgti), Thursday, 15 January 2015 19:20 (eleven years ago)
i just saw that and i want everything on it
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 15 January 2015 19:20 (eleven years ago)
The Young Infidel came over for another afternoon romp. I had to slap him just a little.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 14:55 (eleven years ago)
a discreet circling of wagons!
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 January 2015 15:00 (eleven years ago)
he did not like the first 20 mins of Duck Soup, so i am still available for wedlock.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 January 2015 19:48 (eleven years ago)
Suddenly, so am I!
― Vulvacura (Eric H.), Monday, 19 January 2015 20:25 (eleven years ago)
what, you were on for a Boston marriage?
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:13 (eleven years ago)
http://www.thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/11/boston-main.jpg
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:14 (eleven years ago)
is there slang for when theres a mass simultaneous O in group sex? If not can we call it a balaggio?
― turn dog for up (fgti), Saturday, 31 January 2015 15:20 (eleven years ago)
omfg
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:33 (eleven years ago)
http://www.vegasvetsaver.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/bellagio-las-vegas-military-discount-info.jpg
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:35 (eleven years ago)
as a st8 I have no place saying this but fgti you should get a grant for coining sex slang imo
― gr8080, Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:36 (eleven years ago)
cosign
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 31 January 2015 23:51 (eleven years ago)
str8080
― how's life, Sunday, 1 February 2015 01:18 (eleven years ago)
u guys I had quiiiite an encounter w a v strapping Cuban this weekend
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:17 (eleven years ago)
shhhh Stevie don't tell
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 February 2015 03:19 (eleven years ago)
strapping, not stripping
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 February 2015 05:56 (eleven years ago)
idk I am being kind of cagey about this I guess but I have several visible bruises and some ripped clothes and etc.
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 13:40 (eleven years ago)
you should be caged instead of cagey, bad boy!
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 1 February 2015 15:51 (eleven years ago)
My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner
― turn dog for up (fgti), Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:24 (eleven years ago)
At all waking hours I'm devoting 10% of my brain to disseminating my private lexicon, i.e. fucka twigs, bluetoothing, slimes / sliming (slang for cute men / hanging out with cute men)
― turn dog for up (fgti), Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:26 (eleven years ago)
you just changed the way I'll listen to young forever
― gr8080, Sunday, 1 February 2015 16:29 (eleven years ago)
I totally need to withdraw from sliming.
― Eric H., Sunday, 1 February 2015 17:35 (eleven years ago)
young *thug*
― gr8080, Sunday, 1 February 2015 18:04 (eleven years ago)
gr8080, you've found your internet home.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 February 2015 18:10 (eleven years ago)
Ok, "bluetoothing" I remember, but "fucka twigs?" Also, why "slime?"
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:18 (eleven years ago)
fka twigs
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:31 (eleven years ago)
fucka twink
― flopson, Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:34 (eleven years ago)
it's when u top a dude who has a v slender penis
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 21:03 (eleven years ago)
can y'all remind me what bluetoothing is?
― marcos, Monday, 2 February 2015 17:10 (eleven years ago)
it's when u blow a dude from the Blue Man Group
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 2 February 2015 17:58 (eleven years ago)
I can't figure out why this song came to you.
― Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:07 (eleven years ago)
Bluetoothing = hands-free orgasm
― Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:08 (eleven years ago)