Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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The Sassy Blooper

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

The Moment of Truth (one of those farts where you're not sure if it's going to come out gaseous or brown, but you just have to take the risk)

0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:18 (eleven years ago)

The interior life of Noel Gallagher

how's life, Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:38 (eleven years ago)

The Flump

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:01 (eleven years ago)

The Snowpiercer

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 14 March 2015 04:01 (eleven years ago)

Fart Away and Radiate

how's life, Sunday, 15 March 2015 00:10 (eleven years ago)

The Babbling Brook

mattresslessness, Sunday, 15 March 2015 03:21 (eleven years ago)

theneedledrop

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:11 (eleven years ago)

Tender Mercies

A Whizzer, A Poo Star (Old Lunch), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:45 (eleven years ago)

The Feargal Sharkey AKA A Good Fart These Days Is Hard To Find

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Thursday, 26 March 2015 20:13 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwIkZRuoAU

example (crüt), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:00 (eleven years ago)

This was the thread I was dying to post in most during my several odd years away from ILX

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)

The Boot-tootin' Boogie

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:04 (eleven years ago)

you don't wanna know how long I held that one in

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:05 (eleven years ago)

The Kix Brooks

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:07 (eleven years ago)

the shiddering crescendo

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:56 (eleven years ago)

shuddering crescendo, dammit

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:56 (eleven years ago)

The Shittering Crescendo

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:41 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

The Champagne Poopernova

passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

The Gentleman's Agreement

Feeding My Whole Family With A Pack Of Taco Shells (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 June 2015 19:56 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

The Shifting Load

The Flood Warning

Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Friday, 6 November 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

The Shartnado

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

comforting waft

alarmingly moist

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:46 (ten years ago)

shockingly solid

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:49 (ten years ago)

Jazz Hands

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

disco inferno

French tickler

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:12 (ten years ago)

Krakatoa

Relaxin' at camarillo

Karl Rove Knausgård (jim in glasgow), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)

Rumblefish

Some Pizza Grudge From Twenty Years Ago (Old Lunch), Thursday, 17 December 2015 19:14 (ten years ago)

Tape's Last Krapp

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Friday, 18 December 2015 21:42 (ten years ago)

war of position

home organ, Friday, 18 December 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)

Between the four mac Bros here today and a kilo of sprouts we're inventing a new one every minute here. The fire is burning blue in the grate.

The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Friday, 25 December 2015 22:15 (ten years ago)

The Pusher

how's life, Saturday, 26 December 2015 02:47 (ten years ago)

Lock the Gates!

how's life, Saturday, 26 December 2015 02:48 (ten years ago)

The Mushroom Cloud

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Saturday, 26 December 2015 16:01 (ten years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Donald Trumpety-Trump

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 16 January 2016 18:14 (ten years ago)

two weeks pass...

The Disgraced MP

bored at work (snoball), Monday, 1 February 2016 18:55 (ten years ago)

The Primary School Plasticine AKA The Semi-Spherical Marbled Poop

bored at work (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2016 11:46 (ten years ago)

Cap and Trade

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 13:50 (ten years ago)

pffffff-TPP

bored at work (snoball), Friday, 5 February 2016 13:52 (ten years ago)

An Officer and a Gentleman

maybe my clam is just more toxic (Old Lunch), Friday, 5 February 2016 14:04 (ten years ago)

The Fight For Your Right To Farty

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (ten years ago)

The Russell Farty Show

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 6 February 2016 11:54 (ten years ago)

The Pete Cetera AKA the "I am a man who will fart for your honour".

bored at work (snoball), Tuesday, 16 February 2016 21:41 (ten years ago)

The Johnny Briggs

bored at work (snoball), Saturday, 20 February 2016 16:57 (ten years ago)

two months pass...

The grim reapah! burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb

paolo, Friday, 22 April 2016 14:38 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

The Windows 95 Shart Button - click it and nothing happens for a few seconds, then it suddenly appears.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:49 (nine years ago)

The Windows 10 Shart Button - click it and suddenly loads of stuff fills the screen.

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Friday, 10 June 2016 10:50 (nine years ago)

The Falcon and the Snowman

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Friday, 10 June 2016 12:08 (nine years ago)

Breaking The Sound Barrier

get on (down) / to the funky (sound) / of (snoball), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:36 (nine years ago)

Dust In The Wind

Manspread Mann (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 22 June 2016 17:44 (nine years ago)


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