oh my god snoball
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 25 December 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)
tmirvana
― ticket to rmde (seandalai), Thursday, 25 December 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)
was just on plane
did not poop
― (曇り) (clouds), Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)
and i swear that idon't poop on plans
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)
He doesn't poo, clouds
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:09 (eleven years ago)
What do you do when you enter a bathroom and it smells so bad it makes you gag?
You start pooping immediately so that you own the smell
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)
Just a fyi
pro tip
― gbx, Saturday, 27 December 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)
That is some alpha shit
― N337 (rip van wanko), Saturday, 27 December 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)
Reading that tip in the cold sober light of the following afternoon, I now realize that I made a mistake. The words "No problem." should appear between the two other sentences, and also I meant to say that the whole thing should be read in the style of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy tips that appear on the edges of commercial breaks.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)
that show is still on?
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 27 December 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)
It lives in the form of reruns
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)
where do you think I get my lifestyle guidance
― valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 27 December 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)
It's how I always remember to run hair products from the back of my head to the front
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)
oh wait for real
― gbx, Saturday, 27 December 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)
I have Noel Gallagher hair going on atm.
― brimstead, Saturday, 27 December 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)
Sex w/ three different new women in 10 days. I feel very slutty.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 28 December 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)
today i started thinking seriously about what men with twenty inch dicks do in public restrooms. do they arch it up like a rainbow and dangle it over the urinal like a hose? do they step back another foot from the urinal and hold it forward perpendicularly in front of them? do they use a stall instead and risk dunking their dick into the toilet water, or at the very least, creating suspicion and confusion due to the low volume level (because the stream is entering the water from the giant dick hovering only an inch or two above the water)?
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 December 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)
or maybe they just piss directly into a sac on the inside of their pantlegs, down in the shin area, as they're walking around going about their daily activities? maybe you see a guy like that in the post office, buying stamps, peeing on the inside.
if someone with a twenty inch penis could let me know how it works i'd appreciate it
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 December 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)
should be in your inbox now, you're welcome
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 December 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)
TMD
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 29 December 2014 08:41 (eleven years ago)
15" is the sweet spot. I find.
― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 December 2014 08:44 (eleven years ago)
hahahaha
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 29 December 2014 13:29 (eleven years ago)
today the TMI thread graduated from poop to pee. so proud
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Monday, 29 December 2014 15:37 (eleven years ago)
I love my boo but I can't wait to sleep alone tonight for the first time since Dec 21. #nevermovingin
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:44 (eleven years ago)
In his sleep he's basically the abominable snowman from Looney Tunes who wants to hug and pet something and squeeze it till its eyes pop out. I haven't slept through the night in almost two weeks.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:52 (eleven years ago)
does he choose to do that or does he literally sleep-squeeze you without knowing it
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 2 January 2015 10:05 (eleven years ago)
I hope he doesn't call you George. Unless that's a thing.
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 January 2015 13:03 (eleven years ago)
oh man, that sounds awful. awkward to complain about, too, i imagine!
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 January 2015 15:52 (eleven years ago)
I think he's asleep, not that being awake stops him either.
zs: Not at all! I usually get in a good rant at him the next morning. (I'm a lot of fun at parties.)
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:25 (eleven years ago)
i think i might suffer from this condition
― gr8080, Friday, 2 January 2015 16:27 (eleven years ago)
You sir are a pox on the earth.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:33 (eleven years ago)
Updaet: I slept 7 consecutive hours last night without interruption. It was glorious.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:35 (eleven years ago)
get him a body pillow or large teddy bear to put between you and him while you sleep
you can name it George, and he can squeeze it
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:38 (eleven years ago)
aw he was cuddly when we met him too it is a superior peesonality trait in a big tough guy imo
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:39 (eleven years ago)
I agree which is why I <3 him.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:48 (eleven years ago)
tbh I love nothing more than cuddling nonstop all through the night
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:49 (eleven years ago)
that's not true i love a lot of things more but I do rly love cuddling all through the night
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:50 (eleven years ago)
You should date my boyfriend immed, he can fall asleep in the most torturous position as long as every arm and leg is wrapped around me like a predatory starfish.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 16:59 (eleven years ago)
pic?
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 2 January 2015 17:12 (eleven years ago)
http://www.seastarsofthepacificnorthwest.info/images/Predators%20and%20prey/6L.jpg
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 17:14 (eleven years ago)
lol
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 January 2015 17:17 (eleven years ago)
ha
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 2 January 2015 17:39 (eleven years ago)
what about his penis?
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Friday, 2 January 2015 20:18 (eleven years ago)
I assumed that thing on the left was the penis
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 January 2015 20:22 (eleven years ago)
that's what remains of the victim (in orbit)
― imago, Friday, 2 January 2015 20:26 (eleven years ago)
not the starfish's penis
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Friday, 2 January 2015 20:28 (eleven years ago)
it is stuck between spoons iirc
― valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 January 2015 20:38 (eleven years ago)
he doesn't put it near an orifice?
i had a starfish-like ex who would do that as well -- it was v nice, though occasionally it led to impromptu 3am sex or at least attempted sex
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Friday, 2 January 2015 21:45 (eleven years ago)
Oh no, genital contact is incidental to starfishing ime.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 21:53 (eleven years ago)