what's happening to our borad TMI

Ha yeah that was one of my considerations but SSRIs have fucked that up for me anyway :(

Thinking about pooping on a plane in a while. Idk.

Why not?

YOLO man

Join the mile high club. The poop chapter.

Didn't.

It's ok, next time someone asks if you've joined the mile high club you can just ask them if they mean the poop or sex tier of membership

I've pooped on hella plains

planes too

sounds pleasant

ah god u said it

don't ask me why

please (ex)plain

fly overstate

https://38.media.tumblr.com/ebc69844d148b4988baf08eff60d0778/tumblr_mpdl19ge7j1r8t81wo1_500.gif
I'm on a plane
pooping again

oh my god snoball

tmirvana

was just on plane

did not poop

and i swear that i
don't poop on plans

He doesn't poo, clouds

What do you do when you enter a bathroom and it smells so bad it makes you gag?

You start pooping immediately so that you own the smell

Just a fyi

pro tip

That is some alpha shit

Reading that tip in the cold sober light of the following afternoon, I now realize that I made a mistake. The words "No problem." should appear between the two other sentences, and also I meant to say that the whole thing should be read in the style of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy tips that appear on the edges of commercial breaks.

that show is still on?

It lives in the form of reruns

where do you think I get my lifestyle guidance

It's how I always remember to run hair products from the back of my head to the front

oh wait for real

I have Noel Gallagher hair going on atm.

Sex w/ three different new women in 10 days. I feel very slutty.

today i started thinking seriously about what men with twenty inch dicks do in public restrooms. do they arch it up like a rainbow and dangle it over the urinal like a hose? do they step back another foot from the urinal and hold it forward perpendicularly in front of them? do they use a stall instead and risk dunking their dick into the toilet water, or at the very least, creating suspicion and confusion due to the low volume level (because the stream is entering the water from the giant dick hovering only an inch or two above the water)?

or maybe they just piss directly into a sac on the inside of their pantlegs, down in the shin area, as they're walking around going about their daily activities? maybe you see a guy like that in the post office, buying stamps, peeing on the inside.

if someone with a twenty inch penis could let me know how it works i'd appreciate it

should be in your inbox now, you're welcome

TMD

15" is the sweet spot. I find.

hahahaha

today the TMI thread graduated from poop to pee. so proud

I love my boo but I can't wait to sleep alone tonight for the first time since Dec 21. #nevermovingin

In his sleep he's basically the abominable snowman from Looney Tunes who wants to hug and pet something and squeeze it till its eyes pop out. I haven't slept through the night in almost two weeks.

does he choose to do that or does he literally sleep-squeeze you without knowing it

I hope he doesn't call you George. Unless that's a thing.

oh man, that sounds awful. awkward to complain about, too, i imagine!

I think he's asleep, not that being awake stops him either.

zs: Not at all! I usually get in a good rant at him the next morning. (I'm a lot of fun at parties.)

i think i might suffer from this condition

You sir are a pox on the earth.

Updaet: I slept 7 consecutive hours last night without interruption. It was glorious.

get him a body pillow or large teddy bear to put between you and him while you sleep

you can name it George, and he can squeeze it

aw he was cuddly when we met him too it is a superior peesonality trait in a big tough guy imo