go on then
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)
feeling really attacked rn
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)
like my shit isn't good enough for you
been dealing with this my whole life
it's not just you zach the culture of the tmi thread is basically "tmi? yes definitely let's talk about poop"
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 19 December 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)
so what you're saying is...................................................tmi
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)
hey morbs get back in here i'm staging a sit-in
herself went off the pill for a while and christ above ive taken to sleeping on couch if I need to go the eight hours unmolested
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)
Reason #94589389389 I have a non-hormonal IUD instead.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 19 December 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)
Ha yeah that was one of my considerations but SSRIs have fucked that up for me anyway :(
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 19 December 2014 13:09 (eleven years ago)
Thinking about pooping on a plane in a while. Idk.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)
Why not?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 23:54 (eleven years ago)
YOLO man
― gbx, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)
Join the mile high club. The poop chapter.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
Didn't.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)
It's ok, next time someone asks if you've joined the mile high club you can just ask them if they mean the poop or sex tier of membership
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)
I've pooped on hella plains
― gr8080, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)
planes too
sounds pleasant
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)
ah god u said it
― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:45 (eleven years ago)
don't ask me why
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:48 (eleven years ago)
please (ex)plain
― estela, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:59 (eleven years ago)
fly overstate
― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 12:28 (eleven years ago)
https://38.media.tumblr.com/ebc69844d148b4988baf08eff60d0778/tumblr_mpdl19ge7j1r8t81wo1_500.gifI'm on a planepooping again
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 13:27 (eleven years ago)
oh my god snoball
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 25 December 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)
tmirvana
― ticket to rmde (seandalai), Thursday, 25 December 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)
was just on plane
did not poop
― (曇り) (clouds), Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)
and i swear that idon't poop on plans
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)
He doesn't poo, clouds
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:09 (eleven years ago)
What do you do when you enter a bathroom and it smells so bad it makes you gag?
You start pooping immediately so that you own the smell
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)
Just a fyi
pro tip
― gbx, Saturday, 27 December 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)
That is some alpha shit
― N337 (rip van wanko), Saturday, 27 December 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)
Reading that tip in the cold sober light of the following afternoon, I now realize that I made a mistake. The words "No problem." should appear between the two other sentences, and also I meant to say that the whole thing should be read in the style of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy tips that appear on the edges of commercial breaks.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)
that show is still on?
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 27 December 2014 18:36 (eleven years ago)
It lives in the form of reruns
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 19:13 (eleven years ago)
where do you think I get my lifestyle guidance
― valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 27 December 2014 19:19 (eleven years ago)
It's how I always remember to run hair products from the back of my head to the front
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 20:33 (eleven years ago)
oh wait for real
― gbx, Saturday, 27 December 2014 20:35 (eleven years ago)
I have Noel Gallagher hair going on atm.
― brimstead, Saturday, 27 December 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)
Sex w/ three different new women in 10 days. I feel very slutty.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 28 December 2014 21:34 (eleven years ago)
today i started thinking seriously about what men with twenty inch dicks do in public restrooms. do they arch it up like a rainbow and dangle it over the urinal like a hose? do they step back another foot from the urinal and hold it forward perpendicularly in front of them? do they use a stall instead and risk dunking their dick into the toilet water, or at the very least, creating suspicion and confusion due to the low volume level (because the stream is entering the water from the giant dick hovering only an inch or two above the water)?
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 December 2014 04:38 (eleven years ago)
or maybe they just piss directly into a sac on the inside of their pantlegs, down in the shin area, as they're walking around going about their daily activities? maybe you see a guy like that in the post office, buying stamps, peeing on the inside.
if someone with a twenty inch penis could let me know how it works i'd appreciate it
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 December 2014 04:41 (eleven years ago)
should be in your inbox now, you're welcome
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 December 2014 05:06 (eleven years ago)
TMD
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 29 December 2014 08:41 (eleven years ago)
15" is the sweet spot. I find.
― local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 29 December 2014 08:44 (eleven years ago)
hahahaha
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 29 December 2014 13:29 (eleven years ago)
today the TMI thread graduated from poop to pee. so proud
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Monday, 29 December 2014 15:37 (eleven years ago)
I love my boo but I can't wait to sleep alone tonight for the first time since Dec 21. #nevermovingin
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:44 (eleven years ago)
In his sleep he's basically the abominable snowman from Looney Tunes who wants to hug and pet something and squeeze it till its eyes pop out. I haven't slept through the night in almost two weeks.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 2 January 2015 03:52 (eleven years ago)