fgti's finger is radioactive
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:15 (nine years ago) link
it's got the invisible touch
I'm still confused about E.T.ing but maybe I don't want to understand.
― Je55e, Saturday, December 13, 2014 2:10 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:20 (nine years ago) link
he reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/edtDYNt.png
― gr8080, Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:48 (nine years ago) link
what about if you want to flush the dude down the toilet
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:51 (nine years ago) link
i'm singing "dude wipes" to the tune of "good lovin'" by the young rascals
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:54 (nine years ago) link
http://www.stim.com/Stim-x/0596May/Sparky/Pix/flower.gif
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Saturday, 13 December 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
but there's been a couple times now with this dude when my tongue has E.T.'d
ohhhhhhh my god
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 13 December 2014 21:32 (nine years ago) link
fgti srsly living up to thread title
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 13 December 2014 21:33 (nine years ago) link
i think of mattress's "traces of bitter earth" comment all the time now
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:03 (nine years ago) link
I thought of it the other day when my face was days deep in some tush and it was clean but had a slight bitterness to it.
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 13 December 2014 22:09 (nine years ago) link
I like how apropos(ish) Alfred's DN now feels in light of this recent convo.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Sunday, 14 December 2014 00:17 (nine years ago) link
ETing is when your tongue or finger touches turd not sorry
― fgti, Sunday, 14 December 2014 00:54 (nine years ago) link
I am.
― Eric H., Sunday, 14 December 2014 01:10 (nine years ago) link
gay TMI thread really delivering the goods today
― The Reverend, Sunday, 14 December 2014 03:34 (nine years ago) link
gay tmi thread is not fully delivering if the only thing i need to look up is 'mewtwo'
― mookieproof, Sunday, 14 December 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link
never heard DPing as an acronym wtf is it
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 December 2014 05:41 (nine years ago) link
ok, that's just trying too hard. keep it simple stupid.
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 December 2014 05:43 (nine years ago) link
just takes a little limbering up.
― (曇り) (clouds), Sunday, 14 December 2014 05:45 (nine years ago) link
E.T. was exactly what I feared.
But like did it reach out to meet you halfway?
― Je55e, Sunday, 14 December 2014 17:01 (nine years ago) link
DPing seems to always be the climax frame of sexy yaoi so I think a lotta gay nerds hold it up mentally as being some holy mountain.
― fgti, Monday, 15 December 2014 10:33 (nine years ago) link
I've seen it in porn and it just looks too silly to be fun
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 12:04 (nine years ago) link
Attempted it once; too difficult to actually be enjoyable, though we never did properly get it going. May or may not try it again if the situation ever presents itself.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:16 (nine years ago) link
my ex and i were playing with another couple we'd see occasionally -- he'd gone to the bathroom for a minute and we were actually making it work but had to stop lest he get jealous (which happened anyway).
is "lucky pierre"-ing a commonly used term?
― (曇り) (clouds), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:30 (nine years ago) link
Have no idea what "Lucky Pierre" means in this context, even after a Google search.
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:38 (nine years ago) link
haw, the first result i get is the correct meaning
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lucky+pierre
― (曇り) (clouds), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:44 (nine years ago) link
Oh, I've totally been a Lucky Pierre!
― MaudAddam (cryptosicko), Monday, 15 December 2014 15:58 (nine years ago) link
my friends (same ones mentioned above) referred to the positions as cabin boy, pierre and the captain, respectively.
― (曇り) (clouds), Monday, 15 December 2014 16:03 (nine years ago) link
<3 this thread so much
― marcos, Monday, 15 December 2014 16:50 (nine years ago) link
I've reluctantly DP-topped a few times and it has been charming in an "athletic feats!" sort of way. No Os but some nice memories
― fgti, Monday, 15 December 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link
"Lucky Pierre" wow. As soon as you find that something has an established term tho I feel like it loses some of the feeling of sexual ingenuity that comes with the act of proposing that it occur.
I have on another thread posted my fave term for hands-free O, tho right: bluetoothing
― fgti, Monday, 15 December 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
lol @ bluetoothing
― marcos, Monday, 15 December 2014 17:07 (nine years ago) link
I feel like I should be having more penetrative group sex.
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 17:44 (nine years ago) link
but it's enough of a pain to find someone to screw at all (vers or otherwise) let alone several ppl who are all into each other and who are also vers
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 17:45 (nine years ago) link
FALP, anyone?
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 17:46 (nine years ago) link
picked the best moment to decide to start posting again, thx fellas
― donna rouge, Monday, 15 December 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link
I wish I had some fun TMI to share! >: (
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 19:02 (nine years ago) link
OH WAIT I DO!!
I ate my fuck buddy's ass the other day and then washed up afterwards and went straight to a dinner party, but 30 seconds after I left his apartment I realized that I'd forgotten to wash my face, and I was going to a dinner party where I would hug-and-kiss everyone hello with my whiskers smelling like ass!! How gauche!
Luckily I stopped at a bar on the way and got a shot and a beer and a good face-scrubbing in the bathroom and all was okay.
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 15 December 2014 19:08 (nine years ago) link
Can someone just schedule me for a foursome? I promise I'll show up.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 16 December 2014 05:32 (nine years ago) link
I've posted in this thread 25 times.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 16 December 2014 06:11 (nine years ago) link
will golf do?
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 December 2014 13:26 (nine years ago) link
kisses from new orleans y'all, i'm having the time of my life already <3
we're thinking of going to a leather bar down the road sometime this week. would be my first!
― (曇り) (clouds), Friday, 19 December 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link
gee, that didn't seem particularly TMI
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 December 2014 18:42 (nine years ago) link
okay, i'll dish: we fucked like vikings. :D
― (曇り) (clouds), Friday, 19 December 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link
Hm.
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 19 December 2014 19:40 (nine years ago) link
why do anonymous craigslist bjs still sound exciting and i'm 32 in a decent relationship.
i want to get laid more than once a month with someone who can relax enough to take and enjoy my dick.
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:55 (nine years ago) link
monarghamy
― (曇り) (clouds), Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:01 (nine years ago) link
i'm terrified i'll lose what i have if i open it up. which is: an hour or two of total contentment once or twice a week. and lots of unfulfilled ideals.
― languagelessness (mattresslessness), Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:08 (nine years ago) link
How far is it from SLC to Philly?
― y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 25 December 2014 15:17 (nine years ago) link