eating a lot at the office party = a "productive" morning after
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:17 (nine years ago) link
on phone w obamacare after being on hold for an hour god i really really have to poop
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 December 2014 23:57 (nine years ago) link
and it's coffee poop, colon overdrive
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 December 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link
this thread needs more talk about sex and less talk about taking shits!
― marcos, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:09 (nine years ago) link
preach!
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:29 (nine years ago) link
go on then
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:30 (nine years ago) link
feeling really attacked rn
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:21 (nine years ago) link
like my shit isn't good enough for you
been dealing with this my whole life
it's not just you zach the culture of the tmi thread is basically "tmi? yes definitely let's talk about poop"
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 19 December 2014 02:24 (nine years ago) link
so what you're saying is...................................................tmi
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:27 (nine years ago) link
hey morbs get back in here i'm staging a sit-in
herself went off the pill for a while and christ above ive taken to sleeping on couch if I need to go the eight hours unmolested
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:44 (nine years ago) link
Reason #94589389389 I have a non-hormonal IUD instead.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 19 December 2014 03:04 (nine years ago) link
Ha yeah that was one of my considerations but SSRIs have fucked that up for me anyway :(
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 19 December 2014 13:09 (nine years ago) link
Thinking about pooping on a plane in a while. Idk.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 23:08 (nine years ago) link
Why not?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 23:54 (nine years ago) link
YOLO man
― gbx, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:02 (nine years ago) link
Join the mile high club. The poop chapter.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:06 (nine years ago) link
Didn't.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:20 (nine years ago) link
It's ok, next time someone asks if you've joined the mile high club you can just ask them if they mean the poop or sex tier of membership
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:24 (nine years ago) link
I've pooped on hella plains
― gr8080, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:25 (nine years ago) link
planes too
sounds pleasant
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:44 (nine years ago) link
ah god u said it
― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:45 (nine years ago) link
don't ask me why
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:48 (nine years ago) link
please (ex)plain
― estela, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:59 (nine years ago) link
fly overstate
― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 12:28 (nine years ago) link
https://38.media.tumblr.com/ebc69844d148b4988baf08eff60d0778/tumblr_mpdl19ge7j1r8t81wo1_500.gifI'm on a planepooping again
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 13:27 (nine years ago) link
oh my god snoball
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 25 December 2014 02:18 (nine years ago) link
tmirvana
― ticket to rmde (seandalai), Thursday, 25 December 2014 03:19 (nine years ago) link
was just on plane
did not poop
― (曇り) (clouds), Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:14 (nine years ago) link
and i swear that idon't poop on plans
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:36 (nine years ago) link
He doesn't poo, clouds
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:09 (nine years ago) link
What do you do when you enter a bathroom and it smells so bad it makes you gag?
You start pooping immediately so that you own the smell
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 04:53 (nine years ago) link
Just a fyi
pro tip
― gbx, Saturday, 27 December 2014 04:54 (nine years ago) link
That is some alpha shit
― N337 (rip van wanko), Saturday, 27 December 2014 05:12 (nine years ago) link
Reading that tip in the cold sober light of the following afternoon, I now realize that I made a mistake. The words "No problem." should appear between the two other sentences, and also I meant to say that the whole thing should be read in the style of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy tips that appear on the edges of commercial breaks.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 18:28 (nine years ago) link
that show is still on?
― (曇り) (clouds), Saturday, 27 December 2014 18:36 (nine years ago) link
It lives in the form of reruns
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 19:13 (nine years ago) link
where do you think I get my lifestyle guidance
― valleys of your mind (mh), Saturday, 27 December 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link
It's how I always remember to run hair products from the back of my head to the front
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 20:33 (nine years ago) link
oh wait for real
― gbx, Saturday, 27 December 2014 20:35 (nine years ago) link
I have Noel Gallagher hair going on atm.
― brimstead, Saturday, 27 December 2014 21:54 (nine years ago) link
Sex w/ three different new women in 10 days. I feel very slutty.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 28 December 2014 21:34 (nine years ago) link
today i started thinking seriously about what men with twenty inch dicks do in public restrooms. do they arch it up like a rainbow and dangle it over the urinal like a hose? do they step back another foot from the urinal and hold it forward perpendicularly in front of them? do they use a stall instead and risk dunking their dick into the toilet water, or at the very least, creating suspicion and confusion due to the low volume level (because the stream is entering the water from the giant dick hovering only an inch or two above the water)?
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 December 2014 04:38 (nine years ago) link
or maybe they just piss directly into a sac on the inside of their pantlegs, down in the shin area, as they're walking around going about their daily activities? maybe you see a guy like that in the post office, buying stamps, peeing on the inside.
if someone with a twenty inch penis could let me know how it works i'd appreciate it
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Monday, 29 December 2014 04:41 (nine years ago) link
should be in your inbox now, you're welcome
― MAYBE HE'S NOT THE BEST THIGH SLAPPER IN THE WORLD (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 December 2014 05:06 (nine years ago) link
TMD
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 29 December 2014 08:41 (nine years ago) link