I realize there is probably a thread for this but I write from a train FULL of ppl standing like assholes and demonstrating another pet peeve - when the train is packed and the people standing near the door don't get off to let the ppl further back out but just stand there like paralyzed dickheads. You get off, let the ppl off and then get back on again. It's not that hard people! I have IBS now and if these jerks don't start behaving I have a whe lotta farts I'm willing to unleash in their vicinity.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)
v disappointed in Stevie's heterophobia itt 😒👅🍑
― the incredible string gland (sic), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)
he is not trying to stop you from buttmunching
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)
#straightshungry4ass
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 November 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)
nobody can!
― the incredible string gland (sic), Thursday, 13 November 2014 06:32 (eleven years ago)
When I'm pooping and playing Tiny Wings, I can't help but clinch as I jump and slide on the hills and then release while flying to the next island. I can't control it, but ultimately it creates a steady cycle and probably leads to a better overall experience
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 December 2014 17:48 (eleven years ago)
loling p hard irl rn
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 4 December 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)
even better if you were playing the coin machine bonus levels in sonic 3
― mrs. missus (clouds), Thursday, 4 December 2014 18:53 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/BBP9j0L.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 4 December 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)
loooooool
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 December 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)
hahahaha
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2014 23:04 (eleven years ago)
eating a lot at the office party = a "productive" morning after
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)
on phone w obamacare after being on hold for an hour god i really really have to poop
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 December 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)
and it's coffee poop, colon overdrive
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 December 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)
this thread needs more talk about sex and less talk about taking shits!
― marcos, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)
preach!
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)
go on then
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)
feeling really attacked rn
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)
like my shit isn't good enough for you
been dealing with this my whole life
it's not just you zach the culture of the tmi thread is basically "tmi? yes definitely let's talk about poop"
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 19 December 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)
so what you're saying is...................................................tmi
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)
hey morbs get back in here i'm staging a sit-in
herself went off the pill for a while and christ above ive taken to sleeping on couch if I need to go the eight hours unmolested
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)
Reason #94589389389 I have a non-hormonal IUD instead.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 19 December 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)
Ha yeah that was one of my considerations but SSRIs have fucked that up for me anyway :(
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 19 December 2014 13:09 (eleven years ago)
Thinking about pooping on a plane in a while. Idk.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)
Why not?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 23:54 (eleven years ago)
YOLO man
― gbx, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)
Join the mile high club. The poop chapter.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
Didn't.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)
It's ok, next time someone asks if you've joined the mile high club you can just ask them if they mean the poop or sex tier of membership
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)
I've pooped on hella plains
― gr8080, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)
planes too
sounds pleasant
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:44 (eleven years ago)
ah god u said it
― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:45 (eleven years ago)
don't ask me why
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:48 (eleven years ago)
please (ex)plain
― estela, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 09:59 (eleven years ago)
fly overstate
― local eire man (darraghmac), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 12:28 (eleven years ago)
https://38.media.tumblr.com/ebc69844d148b4988baf08eff60d0778/tumblr_mpdl19ge7j1r8t81wo1_500.gifI'm on a planepooping again
― just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 13:27 (eleven years ago)
oh my god snoball
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Thursday, 25 December 2014 02:18 (eleven years ago)
tmirvana
― ticket to rmde (seandalai), Thursday, 25 December 2014 03:19 (eleven years ago)
was just on plane
did not poop
― (曇り) (clouds), Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:14 (eleven years ago)
and i swear that idon't poop on plans
― mookieproof, Thursday, 25 December 2014 04:36 (eleven years ago)
He doesn't poo, clouds
― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Thursday, 25 December 2014 05:09 (eleven years ago)
What do you do when you enter a bathroom and it smells so bad it makes you gag?
You start pooping immediately so that you own the smell
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 04:53 (eleven years ago)
Just a fyi
pro tip
― gbx, Saturday, 27 December 2014 04:54 (eleven years ago)
That is some alpha shit
― N337 (rip van wanko), Saturday, 27 December 2014 05:12 (eleven years ago)
Reading that tip in the cold sober light of the following afternoon, I now realize that I made a mistake. The words "No problem." should appear between the two other sentences, and also I meant to say that the whole thing should be read in the style of the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy tips that appear on the edges of commercial breaks.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 December 2014 18:28 (eleven years ago)