what's happening to our borad TMI

morbs how does one "stand like an asshole"

People can totally stand like assholes on the train when they take up as much room as humanly possible or don't take their bags down or don't move back into the train but stand like idiots right by the doors when there's tons of room at the other end of the car. Sorry, I get train rage because of all the assholes who don't know proper subway riding etiquette.

Man Morbs I really wanna know who this dude was. Did he have any tattoos/piercings? How big was his beard?

guys can I divulge something rly gross

wait no I don't want to

YES PLEASE

Oh xp

ENBB, you and I should found a Standing Room Panthers org.

Yes Stevie, he had tats, fairly meaty carpenter-type hands, and those big holes in his lobes that i never know what the hell is up with. His glutes and thighs are in great shape. He says he goes to the BS every weekend, so hands off til I get back there. ;)

Oh my god

I think I know exactly who this is

Especially if he asked you a question that weird.

say no more! he inspected me manually with great care.

*farts*

I realize there is probably a thread for this but I write from a train FULL of ppl standing like assholes and demonstrating another pet peeve - when the train is packed and the people standing near the door don't get off to let the ppl further back out but just stand there like paralyzed dickheads. You get off, let the ppl off and then get back on again. It's not that hard people! I have IBS now and if these jerks don't start behaving I have a whe lotta farts I'm willing to unleash in their vicinity.

v disappointed in Stevie's heterophobia itt 😒👅🍑

he is not trying to stop you from buttmunching

#straightshungry4ass

he is not trying to stop you from buttmunching

nobody can!

When I'm pooping and playing Tiny Wings, I can't help but clinch as I jump and slide on the hills and then release while flying to the next island. I can't control it, but ultimately it creates a steady cycle and probably leads to a better overall experience

loling p hard irl rn

even better if you were playing the coin machine bonus levels in sonic 3

http://i.imgur.com/BBP9j0L.png

loooooool

hahahaha

eating a lot at the office party = a "productive" morning after

on phone w obamacare after being on hold for an hour god i really really have to poop

and it's coffee poop, colon overdrive

this thread needs more talk about sex and less talk about taking shits!

preach!

go on then

feeling really attacked rn

like my shit isn't good enough for you

been dealing with this my whole life

it's not just you zach the culture of the tmi thread is basically "tmi? yes definitely let's talk about poop"

so what you're saying is...................................................tmi

hey morbs get back in here i'm staging a sit-in

herself went off the pill for a while and christ above ive taken to sleeping on couch if I need to go the eight hours unmolested

Reason #94589389389 I have a non-hormonal IUD instead.

Ha yeah that was one of my considerations but SSRIs have fucked that up for me anyway :(

Thinking about pooping on a plane in a while. Idk.

Why not?

YOLO man

Join the mile high club. The poop chapter.

Didn't.

It's ok, next time someone asks if you've joined the mile high club you can just ask them if they mean the poop or sex tier of membership

I've pooped on hella plains

planes too

sounds pleasant

ah god u said it

don't ask me why