It's been quite a while since I've been on either side of ass snackin' but i wd def suggest a shower first.
The v drunk guy i was making out with in Philly last Saturday night kept asking questions like "Do you have a big bush?" which I never know how to answer. Yes, big and fiery, like Moses'.
When everyone on the train is standing like an asshole, I don't mind farting very intentionally. Preferably after a nice spicy meal.
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:37 (eleven years ago)
Yeah, I may have Crabbits' problem too, but it has more to do with a lack of hearing rather than lack of smell.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:42 (eleven years ago)
Go home Stevie D, you're drunk :)
Of course "we" do!
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:55 (eleven years ago)
morbs how does one "stand like an asshole"
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)
People can totally stand like assholes on the train when they take up as much room as humanly possible or don't take their bags down or don't move back into the train but stand like idiots right by the doors when there's tons of room at the other end of the car. Sorry, I get train rage because of all the assholes who don't know proper subway riding etiquette.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:00 (eleven years ago)
Man Morbs I really wanna know who this dude was. Did he have any tattoos/piercings? How big was his beard?
― Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)
guys can I divulge something rly gross
wait no I don't want to
YES PLEASE
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:01 (eleven years ago)
Oh xp
ENBB, you and I should found a Standing Room Panthers org.
Yes Stevie, he had tats, fairly meaty carpenter-type hands, and those big holes in his lobes that i never know what the hell is up with. His glutes and thighs are in great shape. He says he goes to the BS every weekend, so hands off til I get back there. ;)
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:09 (eleven years ago)
Oh my god
― Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:13 (eleven years ago)
I think I know exactly who this is
Especially if he asked you a question that weird.
say no more! he inspected me manually with great care.
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:19 (eleven years ago)
*farts*
― ✓ out this insane nakh yall (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 21:22 (eleven years ago)
I realize there is probably a thread for this but I write from a train FULL of ppl standing like assholes and demonstrating another pet peeve - when the train is packed and the people standing near the door don't get off to let the ppl further back out but just stand there like paralyzed dickheads. You get off, let the ppl off and then get back on again. It's not that hard people! I have IBS now and if these jerks don't start behaving I have a whe lotta farts I'm willing to unleash in their vicinity.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 22:04 (eleven years ago)
v disappointed in Stevie's heterophobia itt 😒👅🍑
― the incredible string gland (sic), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 23:11 (eleven years ago)
he is not trying to stop you from buttmunching
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 23:15 (eleven years ago)
#straightshungry4ass
― Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 November 2014 00:34 (eleven years ago)
nobody can!
― the incredible string gland (sic), Thursday, 13 November 2014 06:32 (eleven years ago)
When I'm pooping and playing Tiny Wings, I can't help but clinch as I jump and slide on the hills and then release while flying to the next island. I can't control it, but ultimately it creates a steady cycle and probably leads to a better overall experience
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 December 2014 17:48 (eleven years ago)
loling p hard irl rn
― fgti jaq, it's chinavision! (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 4 December 2014 18:48 (eleven years ago)
even better if you were playing the coin machine bonus levels in sonic 3
― mrs. missus (clouds), Thursday, 4 December 2014 18:53 (eleven years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/BBP9j0L.png
― gr8080, Thursday, 4 December 2014 19:52 (eleven years ago)
loooooool
― ya'll are the ones who don't know things (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 December 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)
hahahaha
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2014 23:04 (eleven years ago)
eating a lot at the office party = a "productive" morning after
― things lose meaning over time (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 13 December 2014 17:17 (eleven years ago)
on phone w obamacare after being on hold for an hour god i really really have to poop
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 December 2014 23:57 (eleven years ago)
and it's coffee poop, colon overdrive
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Thursday, 18 December 2014 23:59 (eleven years ago)
this thread needs more talk about sex and less talk about taking shits!
― marcos, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:09 (eleven years ago)
preach!
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:29 (eleven years ago)
go on then
― mookieproof, Friday, 19 December 2014 01:30 (eleven years ago)
feeling really attacked rn
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)
like my shit isn't good enough for you
been dealing with this my whole life
it's not just you zach the culture of the tmi thread is basically "tmi? yes definitely let's talk about poop"
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 19 December 2014 02:24 (eleven years ago)
so what you're saying is...................................................tmi
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:27 (eleven years ago)
hey morbs get back in here i'm staging a sit-in
herself went off the pill for a while and christ above ive taken to sleeping on couch if I need to go the eight hours unmolested
― local eire man (darraghmac), Friday, 19 December 2014 02:44 (eleven years ago)
Reason #94589389389 I have a non-hormonal IUD instead.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 19 December 2014 03:04 (eleven years ago)
Ha yeah that was one of my considerations but SSRIs have fucked that up for me anyway :(
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 19 December 2014 13:09 (eleven years ago)
Thinking about pooping on a plane in a while. Idk.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 23 December 2014 23:08 (eleven years ago)
Why not?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 23 December 2014 23:54 (eleven years ago)
YOLO man
― gbx, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:02 (eleven years ago)
Join the mile high club. The poop chapter.
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:06 (eleven years ago)
Didn't.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:20 (eleven years ago)
It's ok, next time someone asks if you've joined the mile high club you can just ask them if they mean the poop or sex tier of membership
― ♪♫_\o/_♫♪ (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:24 (eleven years ago)
I've pooped on hella plains
― gr8080, Wednesday, 24 December 2014 03:25 (eleven years ago)
planes too