what's happening to our borad TMI

definitely a positive correlation between suburb dwellers and severe mind-body splits ime

yeah that's what i'm getting at

stevie: no!

my boyfriend likes to take a bath and brush his teeth before sex which i'm a little eye-roll-y about sometimes but i'll take it.

that is like people who shower before bed so they don't mess up the sheets

bodies are gross. sex is pretty gross. it's all good you just shower after if you have to imo.

ha this mormon girl at work was loudly complaining abt ppl sullying sheets by not taking a pre-bed bath

that is like people who shower before bed so they don't mess up the sheets

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I read some advice in Cosmo once where a woman was sad her partner was not choosing to give her oral sex
their advice was like
1. try getting rid of all of your pubic hair and make a point of him knowing
2. get a shower right before sex so he knows you're really clean
3. try asking him

like #3 would be my #1

I'm sorry, IO :( I now remember we've had this discussion before! I just don't get it but I need to shower in the morning in order to wake up and feel alive and the sheets get washed once a week so it doesn't seem like that big a deal to me.

lol "LOOK I SHAVED"

#1 and #2 are insulting and degrading

Xxp

Maybe he is old school mafioso. I recently learned from the sopranos that real old style eye-talians don't go down.

** probably unlikely

Am dating someone who got divorced a year ago, after an 18 years long marriage. Last weekend she said 'well sadly we can't have sex this weekend, cause I, having my period y'know'. I was like, 'ok, no biggie, is it too tender for you then?'. She said 'uhm no... Because of the blood innit.' I said I don't care about blood. She said her ex hubby had declined sex during her period because 'ew gross'. For 18 years! o_O

xp lololol I had this exact convo w my bf! He said trad Italian men don't give head, no. Also oral to either partner is against strict Jewish family law iirc, and prob lots of other conservative patriarchal belief systems/cultural mores have some component of that too.

I am going to start a religion that's like 'enjoy consensual sex with other adults'
minus the 'if you're Joseph Smith' part of the faith I grew up in

I have very few qualms about being a little dirty. I shower prob 2-3 times a week tbh that feels right for my skin and hair, they need their oils. Anything more and I just feel dried out.

Also giving and receiving oral is like one of the best things about sex imo

xp lololol I had this exact convo w my bf! He said trad Italian men don't give head, no.

Ha! I had no idea!

Also, I believe you're right with the rest of that and I think (though I might be mistaken) that sodomy is still defined by law in some states as geital/anal contact OR oral/genital contact making oral of any kind illegal in some places in the US. Technically. I would Google this but I am at work that that does not seem wise.

BATON ROUGE, La. (AP) — A dozen states still have anti-sodomy laws on the books 10 years after the U.S. Supreme Court ruled they are unconstitutional.

One such state is Louisiana, where gay rights groups contend police have used anti-sodomy laws to target gay men. But state lawmakers sided with religious and conservative groups in refusing to repeal the law last week.

Of 14 states that had anti-sodomy laws, only Montana and Virginia have repealed theirs since the Supreme Court ruling, said Sarah Warbelow, legal director for the Human Rights Campaign, a national gay rights organization.

Warbelow says that in addition to Louisiana, anti-sodomy laws remain on the books in Alabama, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Michigan, Mississippi, North Carolina, Oklahoma, South Carolina, Texas and Utah.

^^ that's as of April this year, via USA Today

I am pretty cool with showering before, after, or during if that's a thing, but insisting on it all the time seems off

Unless maybe you have a super deluxe awesome shower with double heads and lots of space showering during looks a lot more fun in the moving pictures than when actual bodies and maneuvering them is involved.

like a radio station that I can't turn into

I can't turn my radio station into a fart

Actually if yr a homo (nb: I am a homo) it is kind of de rigeur to shower at some point a few hours before sex because it's not nice to let someone eat your asshole if it's not clean.

OR if you are straight and eat butthole! As mattresslessness has put it "i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth."

do you eat clay?

I know I've gone on record as saying that showering together is not only not romantic but possibly dangerous, given the limitations of apartment bathrooms, but my current relationship has changed my mind. I now find it amazing. Highly recommend, and also a good time to let your partner deal with the things he or she wants to get clean for near future activities.

chicks must have some dirty boobs then.

https://judith2you.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/judith-2012-mariel-clayton-131.jpg?w=645

he likely deserved that.

me irl xp

plus you can finally really get the middle of your back scrubbed without dislocating your shoulder

"i draw the line at trace amounts of bitter earth."

looooool

smdh stevie, straights eat ass too

^^ #teamstraightasseaterstbh

more so in these 2010s

xp lol they do not

sometimes they do!

or so i've uh heard

there are thinkpieces iirc

It's been quite a while since I've been on either side of ass snackin' but i wd def suggest a shower first.

The v drunk guy i was making out with in Philly last Saturday night kept asking questions like "Do you have a big bush?" which I never know how to answer. Yes, big and fiery, like Moses'.

When everyone on the train is standing like an asshole, I don't mind farting very intentionally. Preferably after a nice spicy meal.

Yeah, I may have Crabbits' problem too, but it has more to do with a lack of hearing rather than lack of smell.

Go home Stevie D, you're drunk :)

Of course "we" do!

morbs how does one "stand like an asshole"

People can totally stand like assholes on the train when they take up as much room as humanly possible or don't take their bags down or don't move back into the train but stand like idiots right by the doors when there's tons of room at the other end of the car. Sorry, I get train rage because of all the assholes who don't know proper subway riding etiquette.

Man Morbs I really wanna know who this dude was. Did he have any tattoos/piercings? How big was his beard?

guys can I divulge something rly gross

wait no I don't want to

YES PLEASE

Oh xp