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simulating the constrictions of a sphincter is a technological feat I hadn't anticipated

does it come flanked with buttocks

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnvhgBFeVVg

does it come flanked with buttocks

― imago, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:44 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I do not know. Will inquire.

kind of want one tbh

wait they're like 70 bucks? hehehe gtfo

*thinks about life* soap in the shower is working well enough for special occasions

does it come flanked with buttocks

― imago, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:44 AM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no, you do

i'd call that the most impenetrable zing i've yet shipped but that's probably not the right word on this thread

oh wait i get it haha, the word 'come'

whiney!

bookmarking this thread for when I'm drunk someday and feel like entertaining

a friend had recommended a tenga but so $$$$

Put it on your xmas list

that's not what you put it on

Not only $$$$, but for some reason it can only be used once. All I can say is it better feel really good....

Wait, there's a sex toy that's $70 and SINGLE USE? I went to the website but it's remarkably obtuse about how the thing actually works.

No, I just looked into it. There are single use versions apparently though. The single use ones cost like 10 bucks. 70 definitely isn't a crazy price for sex toys though.

used to have a fleshlight, but they're gross and they break easily and make stupid distracting noises and do not feel like a vagina.

check out the fitting guide: http://www.tenga-global.com/fitting

they break easily

Braggin' 2014

; )

does it come flanked with buttocks

― imago, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 9:44 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it depends

http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/fleshlightEMAIL.jpg

i paid 99 USD for mine btw, because i bought it at an adult bookstore (impulse buy, not drunk though). i bought a cheapo rubber pocket pussy thing at a truckshop adult emporium for 30 bucks years ago and it was absurdly small. not bragging, i have a completely average penis girth. it was like it was designed to build the confidence of the thindicked. i got a mild cocksprain from it and threw it away eventually.

Think you meant to post that in wall o' gina xp

used to have a fleshlight, but they're gross and they break easily and make stupid distracting noises and do not feel like a vagina.

― een, Wednesday, November 5, 2014 5:24 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they only make slurping noises if you leave the end cap on. my only beef with it is that it needs a ton of lube and it's hard to lube it up deep enough (again not bragging).

also if the whole hook is that it's supposed to be mistaken for a flashlight would it have been so hard to put a phony on/off switch on it somewhere.

Your fleshlight has hooks? Kinky

n.b. i'm poor, $20 is expensive. the tenga fitting guide, however, is priceless.

is that... a coin slot

also "eventually" made me lol

they have this shit too...even male sex toys are not immune to baconization
http://blog.fleshlight.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/FREAKSline.png

http://i.imgur.com/oAC4xr0.jpg

http://s.hswstatic.com/gif/spaceship-apollo-6.jpg

Liftoff achieved

Anyway looks like somebody took a Mario castle level and turned it into a sex toy xp

little tip i got from a movie i watched recently with some buddies: freshly baked apple pie. ymmv...

(i believe the movie was called "american pie")

just my $0.02

Is this the Bait My Fliphole thread?

Wait what is the fleshlight that just looks like a coinslot, i mean I haven't exactly seen hundreds of vaginas in my life but I never seen one that looks like that so

it's for those of us who've always wanted to fuck a a space harrier arcade game

that's called the "non-descript". it's been discontinued.

the AnerosAneros (and other prostate massagers) fascinates me

http://i.imgur.com/cVyseNQ.jpg

but I feel like it would be very easy to hurt yourself with one of these things

(Aneros, that is)