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dame had gams up to her yam.

I bought a big piece of comté cheese. My boyfriend said the smell was odd.
ME: What does it smell like?
HIM: I don't want to say.
ME: Does it smell like pussy?
HIM: ...
HIM: Yes.

lol

please send cheese

can I tell you guys as someone with 1. no sense of smell and 2. apparently the stinkiest farts ever created, Devrom has made my life a million x easier
it is a pill that destinks your farts

why would i want that?

whoa, if they can do this with medicine, can they do the opposite too?

idk i feel like it helps me function in public without repulsing other human beings as much as normal

there's still a baseline repulsion level that can't be overcome

you don't have to change yourself for others crabbits, embrace your quirks and use them as weapons

whatever man
i farted by accident in the middle of sex once and the guy pulled out and immediately took a shower
his was probably an overreaction but it's a lifetime of little stories like that

everyone in fifth grade quit talking to me for the entire rest of the school year because I farted in class

dude's an asshole imo xp

Crabbits, what do you imagine smell as? A sort of windy extension of taste?

like a radio station that I can't turn into

plus all the world's ambient sounds

I imagine it like sound

i was really hungover on a plane one time flying home from college for the holidays and i made several rows plug their noses and squint. i was silently laughing so hard my stomach hurt

I regret bringing this up
the whole ish is way embarrassing to me
I just thought if someone else had the same problem they might like a helpful tip

'all the world's ambient sounds' is a good way of thinking about it

it is functionally about halfway between taste and hearing

Thank you, Abbs. I didn't know that product existed! Maybe it would be useful for a lot of people if we know we're gonna be on a road trip or something.

there are a few destinking things like that

I have no idea how I haven't been extremely ripe my entire life given my diet, but I think part of it is being lucky with your inherited and environmental gut biome.

i farted by accident in the middle of sex once and the guy pulled out and immediately took a shower

I know this is probably horribly embarrassing and mortifying (also, wtf @ that guy) but this is kind of a next-level achievement in life

on his part or mine?

yours, for sure

sorry crabbits! i didn't mean to be insensitive about it. glad you found a decent destinkifier

and yeah dudes who freak out at the first sign of, like, natural bodily functions in the middle of sex are so weird to me

the thought actually occurred to me the other day that nothing is less fun than sex with a germ-phobic person

Someone I know just reported privately that she's dating someone who categorically refuses to ever ever go down on her, and it's just like...I don't care what germ-phobic or shaming motivations you have for that, it's not really okay to treat your partner's sexual parts or sexual expression like they're lava/infested with crocodiles.

i had a date make me brush my teeth once (after his decision to buy pizza and beer)

I'm surprised that anyone who's had sex hasn't experienced a good share of farting during sex, on their or their partners' parts

I mean I'm sure we all have stories

tell yr friend to dump that person immediately

^^^

^^^ but in the meantime she sure as hell better not be going down on him. tit for tat MFer.

Haha oh no he's okay with receiving oral sex, just not giving it. I know, I know.

But it got me thinking about how important it is to me emotionally that my bf is like, "I love everything about you and I can't get enough," just across the board. (I have other problems with him but this, I appreciate.)

tell yr friend to dump that person immediately

― gbx, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:30 PM (8 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^

― sleeve, Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:31 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^ but in the meantime she sure as hell better not be going down on him. tit for tat MFer.

― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm

it's also frustrating if you're with someone who is interested in giving but not receiving oral sex? this is not a comfortable disparity

I had a guy hand me a disposable toothbrush after sex and it felt really degrading, like he found the act really shameful.

that is so shitty.

The fart med tip has really piqued my interest. If someone's got a bad case of gas in my house, there is no escape. Gonna look into this for sure.

everyone in fifth grade quit talking to me for the entire rest of the school year because I farted in class

Were you the teacher?

xps to be honest he was like this really awful closeted Republican who worked in finance so it doesn't really surprise me.

i had a casual partner i hooked up w/ throughout high school tell me my bush was too big the first time we had sex. it stayed with me for a while and i starting trimming if i knew we were gonna hookup. now in my life i most definitely don't give a fuck

just a weird thing to say to a sex partner. commenting negatively on my partner's body during sex or anytime just seems like such an asshole move

i have a weird theory that is probably wrong but i feel like ppl who are grossed out by the less pristine aspects of sex/the body tend to be from/have mostly lived in suburban areas.

like the toothbrush guy had just moved to the city from rural south carolina, and some of the more uncomfortably sterile sex encounters (like they wouldn't give oral or kiss, etc) i've had took place in immaculate bourgie apartments that smelled like airwick and had carpeted floors

Def think it's a thing where a lot of people's first experience with sex comes through porn where there's no smell or touch or w/e and they think that irl it will be just like that

xp did I actually tell you abt this once? Bcz he was legit from Charleston

xp yea, feel like a lot of people's first experiences with porn are also of the fake bodies completely shaved variety.

definitely a positive correlation between suburb dwellers and severe mind-body splits ime

yeah that's what i'm getting at

stevie: no!