Better there than in your bed.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 18 September 2014 05:21 (nine years ago) link
I was thinking about this thread yesterday b/c based on my experiences, a testicle can just start aching without any identifiable problem. Happened again yesterday for a few hours. Last time for a couple weeks. Examinations and ultrasound found no problems at all. Was told to wear tighter underwear.
Pretty impressive modesty protocols in the ultrasound clinic - blanket peeled back and deftly tucked to reveal only the relevant part. Very civilized.
― Je55e, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link
Was told to wear tighter underwear.
that's bullshit; they're just trying to rob us of little Je55es
― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link
TIGHTER underwear. Huh.
Hey, my feet ache. Maybe I should try tighter shoes.
― pplains, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link
Well they wanted me to be more supported, especially when running.
Nobody's getting any little Je55es regardless of my undergarments.
― Je55e, Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link
why must you rob humanity of your genes/awesomeness
― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:57 (nine years ago) link
The running part makes sense I guess, a foreign concept I didn't consider.
― pplains, Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link
― Je55e, Saturday, September 20, 2014 2:28 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Same modesty experience the other day. Probably just a groin pull for me. Hoping it isn't a hernia if not worse.
― benbbag, Sunday, 21 September 2014 05:37 (nine years ago) link
The coke as spermicide/contraceptive thing is/was a common enough myth that actual studies have been done on it. Malta Goys (specifically hot iirc) is another one that has similar myths attached to it in some communities.http://www.bmj.com/content/337/bmj.a2873― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, February 4, 2013 6:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The coke as spermicide/contraceptive thing is/was a common enough myth that actual studies have been done on it. Malta Goys (specifically hot iirc) is another one that has similar myths attached to it in some communities.
http://www.bmj.com/content/337/bmj.a2873
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, February 4, 2013 6:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
New twist on this, btw.
http://jezebel.com/woman-uses-potato-as-contraceptive-grows-roots-inside-1641886188
― how's life, Friday, 3 October 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
I understand if some of you had to close your laptops and walk away for a while after reading that.
― how's life, Friday, 3 October 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
if ever a url was enough
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, 3 October 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
ah jezebel
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY…This Is the Most Amazing Plastic Surgery Transformation You Will SeeWoman Uses Potato as Contraceptive, Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina
― please delete outrageous tanuki crappyposter (wins), Friday, 3 October 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
dame had gams up to her yam.
― pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link
I bought a big piece of comté cheese. My boyfriend said the smell was odd.ME: What does it smell like?HIM: I don't want to say.ME: Does it smell like pussy?HIM: ...HIM: Yes.
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Sunday, 26 October 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link
lol
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 27 October 2014 02:37 (nine years ago) link
please send cheese
― Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Monday, 27 October 2014 11:36 (nine years ago) link
can I tell you guys as someone with 1. no sense of smell and 2. apparently the stinkiest farts ever created, Devrom has made my life a million x easierit is a pill that destinks your farts
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link
why would i want that?
― marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
whoa, if they can do this with medicine, can they do the opposite too?
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
idk i feel like it helps me function in public without repulsing other human beings as much as normal
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
there's still a baseline repulsion level that can't be overcome
you don't have to change yourself for others crabbits, embrace your quirks and use them as weapons
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
whatever mani farted by accident in the middle of sex once and the guy pulled out and immediately took a showerhis was probably an overreaction but it's a lifetime of little stories like that
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link
everyone in fifth grade quit talking to me for the entire rest of the school year because I farted in class
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
dude's an asshole imo xp
― marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
Crabbits, what do you imagine smell as? A sort of windy extension of taste?
― imago, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
like a radio station that I can't turn into
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:03 (nine years ago) link
plus all the world's ambient sounds
I imagine it like sound
i was really hungover on a plane one time flying home from college for the holidays and i made several rows plug their noses and squint. i was silently laughing so hard my stomach hurt
― marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link
I regret bringing this upthe whole ish is way embarrassing to meI just thought if someone else had the same problem they might like a helpful tip
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link
'all the world's ambient sounds' is a good way of thinking about it
it is functionally about halfway between taste and hearing
― imago, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link
Thank you, Abbs. I didn't know that product existed! Maybe it would be useful for a lot of people if we know we're gonna be on a road trip or something.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:10 (nine years ago) link
there are a few destinking things like that
I have no idea how I haven't been extremely ripe my entire life given my diet, but I think part of it is being lucky with your inherited and environmental gut biome.
i farted by accident in the middle of sex once and the guy pulled out and immediately took a shower
I know this is probably horribly embarrassing and mortifying (also, wtf @ that guy) but this is kind of a next-level achievement in life
― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:14 (nine years ago) link
on his part or mine?
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link
yours, for sure
― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:16 (nine years ago) link
sorry crabbits! i didn't mean to be insensitive about it. glad you found a decent destinkifier
and yeah dudes who freak out at the first sign of, like, natural bodily functions in the middle of sex are so weird to me
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:19 (nine years ago) link
the thought actually occurred to me the other day that nothing is less fun than sex with a germ-phobic person
― tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:22 (nine years ago) link
Someone I know just reported privately that she's dating someone who categorically refuses to ever ever go down on her, and it's just like...I don't care what germ-phobic or shaming motivations you have for that, it's not really okay to treat your partner's sexual parts or sexual expression like they're lava/infested with crocodiles.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:25 (nine years ago) link
i had a date make me brush my teeth once (after his decision to buy pizza and beer)
― tribe? de la? no "humpty dance?" (clouds), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:29 (nine years ago) link
I'm surprised that anyone who's had sex hasn't experienced a good share of farting during sex, on their or their partners' parts
I mean I'm sure we all have stories
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
tell yr friend to dump that person immediately
― gbx, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:30 (nine years ago) link
^^^
― sleeve, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:31 (nine years ago) link
^^^ but in the meantime she sure as hell better not be going down on him. tit for tat MFer.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:35 (nine years ago) link
Haha oh no he's okay with receiving oral sex, just not giving it. I know, I know.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:37 (nine years ago) link
But it got me thinking about how important it is to me emotionally that my bf is like, "I love everything about you and I can't get enough," just across the board. (I have other problems with him but this, I appreciate.)
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:38 (nine years ago) link
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― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, November 11, 2014 12:35 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
otm
― marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:39 (nine years ago) link
it's also frustrating if you're with someone who is interested in giving but not receiving oral sex? this is not a comfortable disparity
― jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:01 (nine years ago) link
I had a guy hand me a disposable toothbrush after sex and it felt really degrading, like he found the act really shameful.
― Belami Young (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:46 (nine years ago) link
that is so shitty.
― marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:52 (nine years ago) link
The fart med tip has really piqued my interest. If someone's got a bad case of gas in my house, there is no escape. Gonna look into this for sure.
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 18:58 (nine years ago) link