what's happening to our borad TMI

They do! I've had 7-8 glasses of water today and stayed home to rest and pee every 20 mins and I feel almost completely normal now. THANK YOU for answering when I was slightly frantic this morning!

np! this stuff causes a lot of anxiety! glad yr almost better.

this once happened while the sufferer and i were in france; fortunately there seems to be a universal language of utis and french pharmacists don't fuck around

on the way home from work with my dog tonight, she stopped on the footpath to let loose a 2-foot puddle of milk-consistency diarrhea.

round are way we call it bum pee

Better there than in your bed.

I was thinking about this thread yesterday b/c based on my experiences, a testicle can just start aching without any identifiable problem. Happened again yesterday for a few hours. Last time for a couple weeks. Examinations and ultrasound found no problems at all. Was told to wear tighter underwear.

Pretty impressive modesty protocols in the ultrasound clinic - blanket peeled back and deftly tucked to reveal only the relevant part. Very civilized.

Was told to wear tighter underwear.

that's bullshit; they're just trying to rob us of little Je55es

TIGHTER underwear. Huh.

Hey, my feet ache. Maybe I should try tighter shoes.

Well they wanted me to be more supported, especially when running.

Nobody's getting any little Je55es regardless of my undergarments.

why must you rob humanity of your genes/awesomeness

The running part makes sense I guess, a foreign concept I didn't consider.

I was thinking about this thread yesterday b/c based on my experiences, a testicle can just start aching without any identifiable problem. Happened again yesterday for a few hours. Last time for a couple weeks. Examinations and ultrasound found no problems at all. Was told to wear tighter underwear.

Pretty impressive modesty protocols in the ultrasound clinic - blanket peeled back and deftly tucked to reveal only the relevant part. Very civilized.

― Je55e, Saturday, September 20, 2014 2:28 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Same modesty experience the other day. Probably just a groin pull for me. Hoping it isn't a hernia if not worse.

The coke as spermicide/contraceptive thing is/was a common enough myth that actual studies have been done on it. Malta Goys (specifically hot iirc) is another one that has similar myths attached to it in some communities.

http://www.bmj.com/content/337/bmj.a2873

― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, February 4, 2013 6:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

New twist on this, btw.

http://jezebel.com/woman-uses-potato-as-contraceptive-grows-roots-inside-1641886188

I understand if some of you had to close your laptops and walk away for a while after reading that.

if ever a url was enough

ah jezebel

RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY…
This Is the Most Amazing Plastic Surgery Transformation You Will See
Woman Uses Potato as Contraceptive, Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina

dame had gams up to her yam.

I bought a big piece of comté cheese. My boyfriend said the smell was odd.
ME: What does it smell like?
HIM: I don't want to say.
ME: Does it smell like pussy?
HIM: ...
HIM: Yes.

lol

please send cheese

can I tell you guys as someone with 1. no sense of smell and 2. apparently the stinkiest farts ever created, Devrom has made my life a million x easier
it is a pill that destinks your farts

why would i want that?

whoa, if they can do this with medicine, can they do the opposite too?

idk i feel like it helps me function in public without repulsing other human beings as much as normal

there's still a baseline repulsion level that can't be overcome

you don't have to change yourself for others crabbits, embrace your quirks and use them as weapons

whatever man
i farted by accident in the middle of sex once and the guy pulled out and immediately took a shower
his was probably an overreaction but it's a lifetime of little stories like that

everyone in fifth grade quit talking to me for the entire rest of the school year because I farted in class

dude's an asshole imo xp

Crabbits, what do you imagine smell as? A sort of windy extension of taste?

like a radio station that I can't turn into

plus all the world's ambient sounds

I imagine it like sound

i was really hungover on a plane one time flying home from college for the holidays and i made several rows plug their noses and squint. i was silently laughing so hard my stomach hurt

I regret bringing this up
the whole ish is way embarrassing to me
I just thought if someone else had the same problem they might like a helpful tip

'all the world's ambient sounds' is a good way of thinking about it

it is functionally about halfway between taste and hearing

Thank you, Abbs. I didn't know that product existed! Maybe it would be useful for a lot of people if we know we're gonna be on a road trip or something.

there are a few destinking things like that

I have no idea how I haven't been extremely ripe my entire life given my diet, but I think part of it is being lucky with your inherited and environmental gut biome.

i farted by accident in the middle of sex once and the guy pulled out and immediately took a shower

I know this is probably horribly embarrassing and mortifying (also, wtf @ that guy) but this is kind of a next-level achievement in life

on his part or mine?

yours, for sure

sorry crabbits! i didn't mean to be insensitive about it. glad you found a decent destinkifier

and yeah dudes who freak out at the first sign of, like, natural bodily functions in the middle of sex are so weird to me

the thought actually occurred to me the other day that nothing is less fun than sex with a germ-phobic person

Someone I know just reported privately that she's dating someone who categorically refuses to ever ever go down on her, and it's just like...I don't care what germ-phobic or shaming motivations you have for that, it's not really okay to treat your partner's sexual parts or sexual expression like they're lava/infested with crocodiles.

i had a date make me brush my teeth once (after his decision to buy pizza and beer)

I'm surprised that anyone who's had sex hasn't experienced a good share of farting during sex, on their or their partners' parts

I mean I'm sure we all have stories

tell yr friend to dump that person immediately

^^^

^^^ but in the meantime she sure as hell better not be going down on him. tit for tat MFer.

Haha oh no he's okay with receiving oral sex, just not giving it. I know, I know.

But it got me thinking about how important it is to me emotionally that my bf is like, "I love everything about you and I can't get enough," just across the board. (I have other problems with him but this, I appreciate.)