looooooooooooool
― marcos, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link
http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/10417556_597177713736063_1827341383153958905_n.jpg
― dave matthews' gland (sic), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 23:58 (nine years ago) link
er https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/q82/s720x720/10417556_597177713736063_1827341383153958905_n.jpg ?
― dave matthews' gland (sic), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 23:59 (nine years ago) link
oh well https://www.facebook.com/EurocomicsUSA/photos/a.597177143736120.1073741856.329883777132126/597177713736063/?type=1&permPage=1
http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/09/blood-hounds-theyre-obsessed-with-period-sex.html
I thought this was about actual dogs -_-
― 龜, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link
see, it's totally normal to have period sex, dogs do it all the time
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link
It's true it can be extremely awkward when dogs want to sniff your crotch during your period. If anyone else is looking it's p much an advertisement with blinking lights around it: "**BLOOD HERE**"
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link
Don't go camping and hiking during it either, especially if grizzlies are in the vicinity. I read this in the National Park lit.
― Opus Gai (I M Losted), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link
is it true that when a woman is aroused her flow temporarily lets up, asking for a friend
― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link
I've read that, but then I've also been told by another woman that it's not the case for her personally? There's always the shower on these days:
https://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/anime-period-ghosts-450x270.gif?w=800
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link
oh great, a BEAR now were ALL in danger
― fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link
I think sex makes it flow heavier but eases a lot cramping.
― just1n3, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link
cramping's worse for me--seems individual.
― JuliaA, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link
@ogmor: I'm not sure if balls just ache mysteriously. I didn't read above: how long did they ache? Do they still ache? I had "pelvic pain" for years, with varying degrees of pain and sometimes including ball pain. Because of a condition I have, it was sort of presumed to be related to prostate inflammation, and I had some partial success with bph drugs, but when I finally got around to seeing a urologist, and when he learned of my condition, he promptly referred me to a rheumatologist, and this guy was like the most well-informed doctor I ever met (unfortunately he's retiring in about a year). He told me that it was probably an inflamed sciatica, and he told me about recent medical literature that connected this with my previous condition. If I had persistent ball or pelvic pain (and this was affecting my bowels, too), I would want to hunt the reason down. You don't even want to sit when you feel this. You get home and immediately take off your jeans and put on boxers.
Related: when I was getting headaches a lot, my doctor at the time basically said I dunno. The cause was really simple. They were stress and depression headaches. My doctor could've helped me out by saying, "Sometimes people get headaches from being stressed or depressed." I don't know why that'd be so hard to say.
― bamcquern, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link
Well, it seems like I have my first-ever UTI. And I don't have health insurance, so this should be fun!
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 13:05 (nine years ago) link
suuuuuuuuuucks.
i'm prone to UTIs. otc cystex + cranberry pills help me a lot til i get abx. cystex esp--helps the pain.
abx are cheap, but you need an rx. ugh!
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link
I think it must be a mild one bc I don't have any pain, just the feeling of having to pee constantly. There was also an annoying tingle/itch but I seem to have solved it by applying Burt's Bees peppermint oil chapstick. The two tingles seem to have cancelled each other out.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link
Oh and I've had 3 glasses of water since 9am which also may be helping.
I hate water.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link
i have heard that coconut oil can be very helpful for both UTIs and candida infections
― marcos, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link
(if v v mild, i can get by w/just cystex. if agony, 7 day Bactrim rx.
pills work (pain GONE) in 1-3 hrs if it's mild for me. otherwise, pills help, but i have milder pain for days)
xpxp might be hormones/irritation if no pain. annoying. i get feeling of having to pee constantly somtimes b4 period. or water!
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link
This is a few months after my first-ever YEAST infection, which I tried to treat with an OTC but that stuff made me want to claw my crotch off, and when I read the fine, fine FINE print at the very end of the paperwork inside the box, it said, "Symptoms may increase after application" and I burst into tears and then applied ice directly. That brouhaha went away on its own in like 2 days.
Now this. I think this is actually from getting bar soap on places it shouldn't go? Because both maladies correspond with times that soap, hmm, got there. I really appreciate your advice, Julia! I'm sorry to hear this is a regular occurrance for you, I was miserable on the first bad day, and already cancelled my lunch plans so I wouldn't have to be away from home for 4 hours. :( (I am a giant baby.)
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link
>I think this is actually from getting bar soap on places it shouldn't go?
yes, prob! irritation.
vag concerns SUCK.
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link
They do! I've had 7-8 glasses of water today and stayed home to rest and pee every 20 mins and I feel almost completely normal now. THANK YOU for answering when I was slightly frantic this morning!
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link
np! this stuff causes a lot of anxiety! glad yr almost better.
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link
this once happened while the sufferer and i were in france; fortunately there seems to be a universal language of utis and french pharmacists don't fuck around
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link
on the way home from work with my dog tonight, she stopped on the footpath to let loose a 2-foot puddle of milk-consistency diarrhea.
― just1n3, Thursday, 18 September 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link
round are way we call it bum pee
― a cheese has occurred (electricsound), Thursday, 18 September 2014 04:30 (nine years ago) link
Better there than in your bed.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 18 September 2014 05:21 (nine years ago) link
I was thinking about this thread yesterday b/c based on my experiences, a testicle can just start aching without any identifiable problem. Happened again yesterday for a few hours. Last time for a couple weeks. Examinations and ultrasound found no problems at all. Was told to wear tighter underwear.
Pretty impressive modesty protocols in the ultrasound clinic - blanket peeled back and deftly tucked to reveal only the relevant part. Very civilized.
― Je55e, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link
Was told to wear tighter underwear.
that's bullshit; they're just trying to rob us of little Je55es
― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link
TIGHTER underwear. Huh.
Hey, my feet ache. Maybe I should try tighter shoes.
― pplains, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link
Well they wanted me to be more supported, especially when running.
Nobody's getting any little Je55es regardless of my undergarments.
― Je55e, Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link
why must you rob humanity of your genes/awesomeness
― mookieproof, Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:57 (nine years ago) link
The running part makes sense I guess, a foreign concept I didn't consider.
― pplains, Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link
― Je55e, Saturday, September 20, 2014 2:28 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Same modesty experience the other day. Probably just a groin pull for me. Hoping it isn't a hernia if not worse.
― benbbag, Sunday, 21 September 2014 05:37 (nine years ago) link
The coke as spermicide/contraceptive thing is/was a common enough myth that actual studies have been done on it. Malta Goys (specifically hot iirc) is another one that has similar myths attached to it in some communities.http://www.bmj.com/content/337/bmj.a2873― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, February 4, 2013 6:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The coke as spermicide/contraceptive thing is/was a common enough myth that actual studies have been done on it. Malta Goys (specifically hot iirc) is another one that has similar myths attached to it in some communities.
http://www.bmj.com/content/337/bmj.a2873
― go to party leather (ENBB), Monday, February 4, 2013 6:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
New twist on this, btw.
http://jezebel.com/woman-uses-potato-as-contraceptive-grows-roots-inside-1641886188
― how's life, Friday, 3 October 2014 14:41 (nine years ago) link
I understand if some of you had to close your laptops and walk away for a while after reading that.
― how's life, Friday, 3 October 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
if ever a url was enough
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, 3 October 2014 20:22 (nine years ago) link
ah jezebel
RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU HAVE EVER BEEN PERSONALLY VICTIMIZED BY…This Is the Most Amazing Plastic Surgery Transformation You Will SeeWoman Uses Potato as Contraceptive, Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina
― please delete outrageous tanuki crappyposter (wins), Friday, 3 October 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link
dame had gams up to her yam.
― pplains, Friday, 3 October 2014 21:55 (nine years ago) link
I bought a big piece of comté cheese. My boyfriend said the smell was odd.ME: What does it smell like?HIM: I don't want to say.ME: Does it smell like pussy?HIM: ...HIM: Yes.
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Sunday, 26 October 2014 18:34 (nine years ago) link
lol
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 27 October 2014 02:37 (nine years ago) link
please send cheese
― Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Monday, 27 October 2014 11:36 (nine years ago) link
can I tell you guys as someone with 1. no sense of smell and 2. apparently the stinkiest farts ever created, Devrom has made my life a million x easierit is a pill that destinks your farts
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:39 (nine years ago) link
why would i want that?
― marcos, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:43 (nine years ago) link
whoa, if they can do this with medicine, can they do the opposite too?
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link
idk i feel like it helps me function in public without repulsing other human beings as much as normal
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:57 (nine years ago) link
there's still a baseline repulsion level that can't be overcome
you don't have to change yourself for others crabbits, embrace your quirks and use them as weapons
― linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 16:58 (nine years ago) link
whatever mani farted by accident in the middle of sex once and the guy pulled out and immediately took a showerhis was probably an overreaction but it's a lifetime of little stories like that
― Walter MIDI (Crabbits), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 17:00 (nine years ago) link