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better in the dark, if one must

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 September 2014 15:35 (nine years ago) link

I like literally every other part of dudes better than their butts tho, so....

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 8 September 2014 15:51 (nine years ago) link

i knew a girl in high school who was really, really, digusted by mens' thighs

marcos, Monday, 8 September 2014 15:52 (nine years ago) link

i wondered whether all the dudes that she dated had acceptable thighs or if she just tried to ignore them

marcos, Monday, 8 September 2014 15:53 (nine years ago) link

xp i agree, i love butts but i don't think they are guys' best feature

marcos, Monday, 8 September 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link

i like literally every other part of dudes less than their butts imo

Gay Fire Beautiful Dong (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 8 September 2014 16:44 (nine years ago) link

dudes basically = walking butts

Gay Fire Beautiful Dong (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 8 September 2014 16:45 (nine years ago) link

these butts were made for walking

example (crüt), Monday, 8 September 2014 16:46 (nine years ago) link

^^^

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 8 September 2014 16:49 (nine years ago) link

I like lady butts but couldn't care less about guy butts. That's like the least interesting part of a guy to me tbh.

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 8 September 2014 16:51 (nine years ago) link

This was a lady butt! I'm not sure yet why I had such a strong negative reaction to it. Maybe it was its particular shape.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Monday, 8 September 2014 16:56 (nine years ago) link

ladybutt ladybutt
fly away home

son of a lewd monk (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 September 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link

maybe it was the butt's presence on social media? you don't shit where you tweet.

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 September 2014 19:09 (nine years ago) link

http://m3.i.pbase.com/v3/86/460186/2/47054323.SC0409.jpg

mookieproof, Monday, 8 September 2014 19:12 (nine years ago) link

the cleft in the middle where the cheeks touch is gross to me all of a sudden?

Is this better?

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/663756/SPIDERWOMAN001Manara-06299-600x853.0.jpg

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Wednesday, 10 September 2014 18:44 (nine years ago) link

looooooooooooool

marcos, Wednesday, 10 September 2014 18:51 (nine years ago) link

http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/09/blood-hounds-theyre-obsessed-with-period-sex.html

I thought this was about actual dogs -_-

, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

see, it's totally normal to have period sex, dogs do it all the time

linda cardellini (zachlyon), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:41 (nine years ago) link

It's true it can be extremely awkward when dogs want to sniff your crotch during your period. If anyone else is looking it's p much an advertisement with blinking lights around it: "**BLOOD HERE**"

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:46 (nine years ago) link

Don't go camping and hiking during it either, especially if grizzlies are in the vicinity. I read this in the National Park lit.

Opus Gai (I M Losted), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 19:58 (nine years ago) link

is it true that when a woman is aroused her flow temporarily lets up, asking for a friend

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:37 (nine years ago) link

I've read that, but then I've also been told by another woman that it's not the case for her personally? There's always the shower on these days:

https://buelahman.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/anime-period-ghosts-450x270.gif?w=800

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 20:43 (nine years ago) link

oh great, a BEAR now were ALL in danger

fedora, wherever it may find her (darraghmac), Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:00 (nine years ago) link

I think sex makes it flow heavier but eases a lot cramping.

just1n3, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:23 (nine years ago) link

cramping's worse for me--seems individual.

JuliaA, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 21:43 (nine years ago) link

@ogmor: I'm not sure if balls just ache mysteriously. I didn't read above: how long did they ache? Do they still ache? I had "pelvic pain" for years, with varying degrees of pain and sometimes including ball pain. Because of a condition I have, it was sort of presumed to be related to prostate inflammation, and I had some partial success with bph drugs, but when I finally got around to seeing a urologist, and when he learned of my condition, he promptly referred me to a rheumatologist, and this guy was like the most well-informed doctor I ever met (unfortunately he's retiring in about a year). He told me that it was probably an inflamed sciatica, and he told me about recent medical literature that connected this with my previous condition. If I had persistent ball or pelvic pain (and this was affecting my bowels, too), I would want to hunt the reason down. You don't even want to sit when you feel this. You get home and immediately take off your jeans and put on boxers.

Related: when I was getting headaches a lot, my doctor at the time basically said I dunno. The cause was really simple. They were stress and depression headaches. My doctor could've helped me out by saying, "Sometimes people get headaches from being stressed or depressed." I don't know why that'd be so hard to say.

bamcquern, Tuesday, 16 September 2014 22:47 (nine years ago) link

Well, it seems like I have my first-ever UTI. And I don't have health insurance, so this should be fun!

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 13:05 (nine years ago) link

suuuuuuuuuucks.

i'm prone to UTIs. otc cystex + cranberry pills help me a lot til i get abx. cystex esp--helps the pain.

abx are cheap, but you need an rx. ugh!

JuliaA, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:06 (nine years ago) link

I think it must be a mild one bc I don't have any pain, just the feeling of having to pee constantly. There was also an annoying tingle/itch but I seem to have solved it by applying Burt's Bees peppermint oil chapstick. The two tingles seem to have cancelled each other out.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:15 (nine years ago) link

Oh and I've had 3 glasses of water since 9am which also may be helping.

I hate water.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:20 (nine years ago) link

i have heard that coconut oil can be very helpful for both UTIs and candida infections

marcos, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:23 (nine years ago) link

(if v v mild, i can get by w/just cystex. if agony, 7 day Bactrim rx.

pills work (pain GONE) in 1-3 hrs if it's mild for me. otherwise, pills help, but i have milder pain for days)

xpxp might be hormones/irritation if no pain. annoying. i get feeling of having to pee constantly somtimes b4 period. or water!

JuliaA, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:27 (nine years ago) link

This is a few months after my first-ever YEAST infection, which I tried to treat with an OTC but that stuff made me want to claw my crotch off, and when I read the fine, fine FINE print at the very end of the paperwork inside the box, it said, "Symptoms may increase after application" and I burst into tears and then applied ice directly. That brouhaha went away on its own in like 2 days.

Now this. I think this is actually from getting bar soap on places it shouldn't go? Because both maladies correspond with times that soap, hmm, got there. I really appreciate your advice, Julia! I'm sorry to hear this is a regular occurrance for you, I was miserable on the first bad day, and already cancelled my lunch plans so I wouldn't have to be away from home for 4 hours. :( (I am a giant baby.)

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:33 (nine years ago) link

>I think this is actually from getting bar soap on places it shouldn't go?

yes, prob! irritation.

vag concerns SUCK.

JuliaA, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 14:51 (nine years ago) link

They do! I've had 7-8 glasses of water today and stayed home to rest and pee every 20 mins and I feel almost completely normal now. THANK YOU for answering when I was slightly frantic this morning!

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Wednesday, 17 September 2014 20:12 (nine years ago) link

np! this stuff causes a lot of anxiety! glad yr almost better.

JuliaA, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 21:26 (nine years ago) link

this once happened while the sufferer and i were in france; fortunately there seems to be a universal language of utis and french pharmacists don't fuck around

mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 September 2014 23:48 (nine years ago) link

on the way home from work with my dog tonight, she stopped on the footpath to let loose a 2-foot puddle of milk-consistency diarrhea.

just1n3, Thursday, 18 September 2014 04:05 (nine years ago) link

round are way we call it bum pee

a cheese has occurred (electricsound), Thursday, 18 September 2014 04:30 (nine years ago) link

Better there than in your bed.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 18 September 2014 05:21 (nine years ago) link

I was thinking about this thread yesterday b/c based on my experiences, a testicle can just start aching without any identifiable problem. Happened again yesterday for a few hours. Last time for a couple weeks. Examinations and ultrasound found no problems at all. Was told to wear tighter underwear.

Pretty impressive modesty protocols in the ultrasound clinic - blanket peeled back and deftly tucked to reveal only the relevant part. Very civilized.

Je55e, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:28 (nine years ago) link

Was told to wear tighter underwear.

that's bullshit; they're just trying to rob us of little Je55es

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:41 (nine years ago) link

TIGHTER underwear. Huh.

Hey, my feet ache. Maybe I should try tighter shoes.

pplains, Saturday, 20 September 2014 02:43 (nine years ago) link

Well they wanted me to be more supported, especially when running.

Nobody's getting any little Je55es regardless of my undergarments.

Je55e, Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:43 (nine years ago) link

why must you rob humanity of your genes/awesomeness

mookieproof, Saturday, 20 September 2014 03:57 (nine years ago) link

The running part makes sense I guess, a foreign concept I didn't consider.

pplains, Saturday, 20 September 2014 04:02 (nine years ago) link


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