what's happening to our borad TMI

i wasn't making light btw - something that affects 15% of the globe and causes scores of deaths of children 5 and under isn't a laughing matter IMO

Oh, I thought this was in or around the Razorback state. I knew about India ffs.

thread about shitting that I started got ilxy

Like, my wife once saw a guy shitting in a bus stop at her community college. Our son was with her in the backseat and, being 3 or 4, had just recently mastered the skill of doing that the traditional American way (in a bathroom ffs). They had a huge laugh about it together. But woah.

I never want to see another human take a shit. I avert my eyes when I'm walking the dogs for god's sake.

w/ dogs i have to watch just to make sure they get it all out. the whole 'fur' issue

i had to clip a toenail yesterday because it was breaking skin on the next toe over and making it bleed

ugh i've had that happen before. exacerbated by working out

Many years ago, I was working at a company in central London. One particular Monday, a new hire had started, so as was the custom for the first few days he was shadowing me on client visits. We were walking down the stairs of the head office, me giving the whole "hey this is a good company to work for and it's in a nice area" speech. Then I opened the front door, and there was a homeless guy squatting down and taking a dump in the gutter. While he's still straining, he looks at us and in a croaky voice says "Don't mind me, mate!".

potd

poop of the day?

gandhi was almost as into reforming indian toilet habits as he was into the spirituality of spinning wheels and completing celibacy challenges

on a more personal tmi note: dr assures me i'm fine & says that sometimes yr testicles just ache mysteriously. who knew?

yeah I've had that, what're you gonna do

http://i.imgur.com/QxTjJg8.png

Not gonna tell you what I was looking for on ILTMI

well after my fish & chips dinner set it off, i'm glad my tongue stopped bleeding

(after about 30 mins)

not my TMI but a friend tore her frenulum linguae giving a blowjob. Ow ow ow

what the FUCK! OW!!!!

i think this was my fifth biopsy this morning, but the first time the doctor got blood on my shirt.

She apologized, and they gave me hydrogen peroxide to scrub the stain away.

Bone-marrow biopsies are 'uncomfortable' btw.

I flashed on some of the early posts in this thread when I saw an ad last night for Budweiser with Calmato.

Keep calmato and have a shite as good as a ride

--Jaysus

yday I went on a naked bike ride!! 10 miles

I spat up several buckets worth of green/brown/orange things from my lungs this weekend

Just ran across a photo in my fb feed of a naked woman photo'ed from the back, and wow, butts are really weird. Why anyone likes them, I have no idea.

butts are amazing fuiud

The outlines, the protuberance, I think I can grok that appeal, but the cleft in the middle where the cheeks touch is gross to me all of a sudden? I'm having some kind of negative reaction to this photo I think.

butts are amazing fuiud

― ╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Monday, September 8, 2014 11:09 AM (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^^^^!!!!!

better in the dark, if one must

I like literally every other part of dudes better than their butts tho, so....

i knew a girl in high school who was really, really, digusted by mens' thighs

i wondered whether all the dudes that she dated had acceptable thighs or if she just tried to ignore them

xp i agree, i love butts but i don't think they are guys' best feature

i like literally every other part of dudes less than their butts imo

dudes basically = walking butts

these butts were made for walking

^^^

I like lady butts but couldn't care less about guy butts. That's like the least interesting part of a guy to me tbh.

This was a lady butt! I'm not sure yet why I had such a strong negative reaction to it. Maybe it was its particular shape.

ladybutt ladybutt
fly away home

maybe it was the butt's presence on social media? you don't shit where you tweet.

http://m3.i.pbase.com/v3/86/460186/2/47054323.SC0409.jpg

the cleft in the middle where the cheeks touch is gross to me all of a sudden?

Is this better?

http://cdn2.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/663756/SPIDERWOMAN001Manara-06299-600x853.0.jpg

http://www.dailydot.com/geek/3d-rendered-spiderwoman-terrifying/

http://cdn0.dailydot.com/uploaded/images/original/2014/8/30/spiderwoma.jpg

looooooooooooool

http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/10417556_597177713736063_1827341383153958905_n.jpg

er https://scontent-a-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/q82/s720x720/10417556_597177713736063_1827341383153958905_n.jpg ?

oh well https://www.facebook.com/EurocomicsUSA/photos/a.597177143736120.1073741856.329883777132126/597177713736063/?type=1&permPage=1

http://nymag.com/thecut/2014/09/blood-hounds-theyre-obsessed-with-period-sex.html

I thought this was about actual dogs -_-

see, it's totally normal to have period sex, dogs do it all the time

It's true it can be extremely awkward when dogs want to sniff your crotch during your period. If anyone else is looking it's p much an advertisement with blinking lights around it: "**BLOOD HERE**"

Don't go camping and hiking during it either, especially if grizzlies are in the vicinity. I read this in the National Park lit.