what's happening to our borad TMI

gotta be one w/ the adjustable-heat blow/dryer or nothing at all

Every place I stayed in Singapore and Thailand had a toilet sprayers; when we left the rental apartment in Bangkok one of them had started leaking and my friend left a voicemail for the owner telling him that the ass-hose was leaking because we had no other phrase for them.

"shit sprayer" would do fine as well

"butthole cleaner"

ass gasket

I was blissfully unaware of the concept of open defecation as a cultural phenomenon until yesterday.

whoa what?

toilets w/ no stalls

Toilets would be a start, at least!

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_defecation

And I'm not trying to be all lol @ these wacky people. I'm sincerely surprised at this.

huge deal in india iirc

women are that much more vulnerable to rape because they have to go outside to void

you've not lived til you've seen someone squat down & leave a turd in a public place

one of my friends growing up had a little brother that did it just cuz. his parents called him on it and he said 'i just liked it better than the toilet'.

though the cultural phenomenon is something most common in places of poverty.

srsly?

millions (billions?) of ppl have no access to plumbing/sewage treatment. because they are poor. a real 'cultural phenomenon' would be if they could hold it in -- instead, they are subject to disease and joeks about living

Browsing around and conducting some top-rate investigation of my own via Google.com, it sounds like there are plenty of examples where latrines, outhouses and other supplies have been donated, only to have them converted into storage bins or homes for livestock. Why waste such valuable resources on waste control when you do something useful with it, like keep your grain in it.

I know I sound like my grandmother, and again, I'm not sitting on some high throne dictating my disdain on people in much more dire situations than mine (and yes, I just made that tasteless pun on purpose.) But when there are billions of people living without running water who have somehow figured out how to dig a hole in the ground and cover it, the ones that haven't definitely stick out.

pplains you stick out right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xcf0HOntiU

I live in a country with televised hot dog eating contests. I'm used to sticking out.

feel bad for lazy one-line no YOU suck contribution but don't we just not vividly comprehend this well enough to briskly posit sensible suggestions

pplains you are the best

I live in a country with televised hot dog eating contests.

ftr i was once joey chestnut's sister's boss

i wasn't making light btw - something that affects 15% of the globe and causes scores of deaths of children 5 and under isn't a laughing matter IMO

Oh, I thought this was in or around the Razorback state. I knew about India ffs.

thread about shitting that I started got ilxy

Like, my wife once saw a guy shitting in a bus stop at her community college. Our son was with her in the backseat and, being 3 or 4, had just recently mastered the skill of doing that the traditional American way (in a bathroom ffs). They had a huge laugh about it together. But woah.

I never want to see another human take a shit. I avert my eyes when I'm walking the dogs for god's sake.

w/ dogs i have to watch just to make sure they get it all out. the whole 'fur' issue

i had to clip a toenail yesterday because it was breaking skin on the next toe over and making it bleed

ugh i've had that happen before. exacerbated by working out

Many years ago, I was working at a company in central London. One particular Monday, a new hire had started, so as was the custom for the first few days he was shadowing me on client visits. We were walking down the stairs of the head office, me giving the whole "hey this is a good company to work for and it's in a nice area" speech. Then I opened the front door, and there was a homeless guy squatting down and taking a dump in the gutter. While he's still straining, he looks at us and in a croaky voice says "Don't mind me, mate!".

potd

poop of the day?

gandhi was almost as into reforming indian toilet habits as he was into the spirituality of spinning wheels and completing celibacy challenges

on a more personal tmi note: dr assures me i'm fine & says that sometimes yr testicles just ache mysteriously. who knew?

yeah I've had that, what're you gonna do

http://i.imgur.com/QxTjJg8.png

Not gonna tell you what I was looking for on ILTMI

well after my fish & chips dinner set it off, i'm glad my tongue stopped bleeding

(after about 30 mins)

not my TMI but a friend tore her frenulum linguae giving a blowjob. Ow ow ow

what the FUCK! OW!!!!

i think this was my fifth biopsy this morning, but the first time the doctor got blood on my shirt.

She apologized, and they gave me hydrogen peroxide to scrub the stain away.

Bone-marrow biopsies are 'uncomfortable' btw.

I flashed on some of the early posts in this thread when I saw an ad last night for Budweiser with Calmato.

Keep calmato and have a shite as good as a ride

--Jaysus

yday I went on a naked bike ride!! 10 miles

I spat up several buckets worth of green/brown/orange things from my lungs this weekend

Just ran across a photo in my fb feed of a naked woman photo'ed from the back, and wow, butts are really weird. Why anyone likes them, I have no idea.

butts are amazing fuiud

The outlines, the protuberance, I think I can grok that appeal, but the cleft in the middle where the cheeks touch is gross to me all of a sudden? I'm having some kind of negative reaction to this photo I think.

butts are amazing fuiud

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^^^^!!!!!

better in the dark, if one must

I like literally every other part of dudes better than their butts tho, so....

i knew a girl in high school who was really, really, digusted by mens' thighs

i wondered whether all the dudes that she dated had acceptable thighs or if she just tried to ignore them