what's happening to our borad TMI

a new twist on the classic barbershop mob hit with a shaving blade

fill dude's nostrils with wax and hold his mouth shut

I usually just rip out nose hair with my fingers. It always makes me sneeze.

fill dude's nostrils with wax and hold his mouth shut

can't stop hearing this to the tune of "Battle of New Orleans"

i pull my nose hairs out just to feel something, anything

lol

Tweezing my eyebrow hairs makes me sneeze every time. I haven't tweezed any nose hairs though.

Sometimes I like to sleep with my hand down my pants

Especially lately

I just use tiny scissors for nose hair - it works and it's painless

I've got the mini router thing. its hot and leaves stubble but its quick

i like my men like i like my nose clippers etc

Short and black?

I like my men like I like my unrated special edition DVDs

long and uncut

With director's commentary

I don't think you're supposed to tweeze or wax nose hairs cause they get get infected and it'll spread to your brain and you will die. Science.

now u say

Sometimes when I get nose hairs that are too long and I just yank them out, I'll notice a little pus smell in my nose some time later, so there's probably something to that infection thing. Also for some reason, when I'm stuck there looking at the clump freshly plucked over-long nose hairs in my hand, they always remind me of cockroach legs. So mostly I'll just stick to the trimmers whenever possible. I keep them in my car so I can just take care of that while zooming down the road.

You never know when you'll yank the nose hair that's attached to your brain

when I'm stuck there looking at the clump freshly plucked over-long nose hairs in my hand, they always remind me of cockroach legs.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r32eQkRY1qexthgo1_500.gif

lol

To be absolutely clear, I do not subsequently eat the nose hairs.

Unrelated (I think) but we have a bidet in this apartment and it is heavenly

someone just put a bidet up for sale on my lil towns listserv

Thinking about getting one at home tbh, I'm still in bliss

shall I make enquiries

if I have one of these in my home I think I will feel like I've made it

http://bathroom-kitchen-faucets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/hand-held-bidet-spray-muslim-shower-installation.jpg

in turkey the western toilets have little water spouts so kinda like that pic. I like bidets more but my wife prefers the Turkish spout.

Feel like I need to go to japan before I can really opine though

yeah asia in general is keen on that set-up, they're leading the way in anal hygiene

we have one of those hand-held sprayers but we use it for spraying shit off of our son's cloth diapers

the spray is fucking powerful, if you use it as a bidet i wouldn't recommend spraying full-strength

bidet your nose hairs and report back

gotta be one w/ the adjustable-heat blow/dryer or nothing at all

Every place I stayed in Singapore and Thailand had a toilet sprayers; when we left the rental apartment in Bangkok one of them had started leaking and my friend left a voicemail for the owner telling him that the ass-hose was leaking because we had no other phrase for them.

"shit sprayer" would do fine as well

"butthole cleaner"

ass gasket

I was blissfully unaware of the concept of open defecation as a cultural phenomenon until yesterday.

whoa what?

toilets w/ no stalls

Toilets would be a start, at least!

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_defecation

And I'm not trying to be all lol @ these wacky people. I'm sincerely surprised at this.

huge deal in india iirc

women are that much more vulnerable to rape because they have to go outside to void

you've not lived til you've seen someone squat down & leave a turd in a public place

one of my friends growing up had a little brother that did it just cuz. his parents called him on it and he said 'i just liked it better than the toilet'.

though the cultural phenomenon is something most common in places of poverty.

srsly?

millions (billions?) of ppl have no access to plumbing/sewage treatment. because they are poor. a real 'cultural phenomenon' would be if they could hold it in -- instead, they are subject to disease and joeks about living

Browsing around and conducting some top-rate investigation of my own via Google.com, it sounds like there are plenty of examples where latrines, outhouses and other supplies have been donated, only to have them converted into storage bins or homes for livestock. Why waste such valuable resources on waste control when you do something useful with it, like keep your grain in it.

I know I sound like my grandmother, and again, I'm not sitting on some high throne dictating my disdain on people in much more dire situations than mine (and yes, I just made that tasteless pun on purpose.) But when there are billions of people living without running water who have somehow figured out how to dig a hole in the ground and cover it, the ones that haven't definitely stick out.

pplains you stick out right now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xcf0HOntiU

I live in a country with televised hot dog eating contests. I'm used to sticking out.