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it was a 0.5.

i'd rate tweeting them myself at about a 3 or 4.

the end results resembled two cute, tiny, hairy lollipops

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)

tweezing*

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)

i find nostril tweezing usually pain free, yet just millimetres lower on my mo area hurts like bloggery

doodle cock-up (electricsound), Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)

a new twist on the classic barbershop mob hit with a shaving blade

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

fill dude's nostrils with wax and hold his mouth shut

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

I usually just rip out nose hair with my fingers. It always makes me sneeze.

Jeff, Friday, 18 July 2014 00:27 (eleven years ago)

fill dude's nostrils with wax and hold his mouth shut

can't stop hearing this to the tune of "Battle of New Orleans"

Neanderthal, Friday, 18 July 2014 00:44 (eleven years ago)

i pull my nose hairs out just to feel something, anything

you can't put your arms around a lamprey (brownie), Friday, 18 July 2014 02:00 (eleven years ago)

lol

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 02:40 (eleven years ago)

Tweezing my eyebrow hairs makes me sneeze every time. I haven't tweezed any nose hairs though.

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 18 July 2014 03:08 (eleven years ago)

Sometimes I like to sleep with my hand down my pants

Dreamland, Friday, 18 July 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

Especially lately

Dreamland, Friday, 18 July 2014 03:29 (eleven years ago)

I just use tiny scissors for nose hair - it works and it's painless

Lee626, Friday, 18 July 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)

I've got the mini router thing. its hot and leaves stubble but its quick

blap setter (darraghmac), Friday, 18 July 2014 06:14 (eleven years ago)

i like my men like i like my nose clippers etc

doodle cock-up (electricsound), Friday, 18 July 2014 06:19 (eleven years ago)

Short and black?

Dreamland, Friday, 18 July 2014 06:30 (eleven years ago)

I like my men like I like my unrated special edition DVDs

DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 July 2014 11:22 (eleven years ago)

long and uncut

DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 July 2014 11:23 (eleven years ago)

With director's commentary

, Friday, 18 July 2014 11:29 (eleven years ago)

I don't think you're supposed to tweeze or wax nose hairs cause they get get infected and it'll spread to your brain and you will die. Science.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 18 July 2014 12:25 (eleven years ago)

now u say

blap setter (darraghmac), Friday, 18 July 2014 12:28 (eleven years ago)

Sometimes when I get nose hairs that are too long and I just yank them out, I'll notice a little pus smell in my nose some time later, so there's probably something to that infection thing. Also for some reason, when I'm stuck there looking at the clump freshly plucked over-long nose hairs in my hand, they always remind me of cockroach legs. So mostly I'll just stick to the trimmers whenever possible. I keep them in my car so I can just take care of that while zooming down the road.

how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 12:44 (eleven years ago)

You never know when you'll yank the nose hair that's attached to your brain

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 14:50 (eleven years ago)

when I'm stuck there looking at the clump freshly plucked over-long nose hairs in my hand, they always remind me of cockroach legs.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r32eQkRY1qexthgo1_500.gif

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 18 July 2014 14:54 (eleven years ago)

lol

how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 15:00 (eleven years ago)

To be absolutely clear, I do not subsequently eat the nose hairs.

how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 15:01 (eleven years ago)

Unrelated (I think) but we have a bidet in this apartment and it is heavenly

Euler, Friday, 18 July 2014 15:50 (eleven years ago)

someone just put a bidet up for sale on my lil towns listserv

gbx, Friday, 18 July 2014 15:54 (eleven years ago)

Thinking about getting one at home tbh, I'm still in bliss

Euler, Friday, 18 July 2014 15:57 (eleven years ago)

shall I make enquiries

gbx, Friday, 18 July 2014 16:16 (eleven years ago)

if I have one of these in my home I think I will feel like I've made it

http://bathroom-kitchen-faucets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/hand-held-bidet-spray-muslim-shower-installation.jpg

ogmor, Friday, 18 July 2014 16:21 (eleven years ago)

in turkey the western toilets have little water spouts so kinda like that pic. I like bidets more but my wife prefers the Turkish spout.

Feel like I need to go to japan before I can really opine though

Euler, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:02 (eleven years ago)

yeah asia in general is keen on that set-up, they're leading the way in anal hygiene

ogmor, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:06 (eleven years ago)

we have one of those hand-held sprayers but we use it for spraying shit off of our son's cloth diapers

marcos, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:21 (eleven years ago)

the spray is fucking powerful, if you use it as a bidet i wouldn't recommend spraying full-strength

marcos, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:23 (eleven years ago)

bidet your nose hairs and report back

chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 17:58 (eleven years ago)

gotta be one w/ the adjustable-heat blow/dryer or nothing at all

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 18 July 2014 18:16 (eleven years ago)

Every place I stayed in Singapore and Thailand had a toilet sprayers; when we left the rental apartment in Bangkok one of them had started leaking and my friend left a voicemail for the owner telling him that the ass-hose was leaking because we had no other phrase for them.

joygoat, Friday, 18 July 2014 19:44 (eleven years ago)

"shit sprayer" would do fine as well

marcos, Friday, 18 July 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)

"butthole cleaner"

marcos, Friday, 18 July 2014 19:56 (eleven years ago)

ass gasket

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 July 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)

I was blissfully unaware of the concept of open defecation as a cultural phenomenon until yesterday.

pplains, Friday, 18 July 2014 20:24 (eleven years ago)

whoa what?

how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 23:49 (eleven years ago)

toilets w/ no stalls

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 July 2014 00:33 (eleven years ago)

Toilets would be a start, at least!

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Open_defecation

And I'm not trying to be all lol @ these wacky people. I'm sincerely surprised at this.

pplains, Saturday, 19 July 2014 00:38 (eleven years ago)

huge deal in india iirc

women are that much more vulnerable to rape because they have to go outside to void

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 July 2014 00:54 (eleven years ago)

you've not lived til you've seen someone squat down & leave a turd in a public place

ogmor, Saturday, 19 July 2014 01:47 (eleven years ago)

one of my friends growing up had a little brother that did it just cuz. his parents called him on it and he said 'i just liked it better than the toilet'.

though the cultural phenomenon is something most common in places of poverty.

Neanderthal, Saturday, 19 July 2014 02:05 (eleven years ago)

srsly?

millions (billions?) of ppl have no access to plumbing/sewage treatment. because they are poor. a real 'cultural phenomenon' would be if they could hold it in -- instead, they are subject to disease and joeks about living

mookieproof, Saturday, 19 July 2014 02:21 (eleven years ago)

Browsing around and conducting some top-rate investigation of my own via Google.com, it sounds like there are plenty of examples where latrines, outhouses and other supplies have been donated, only to have them converted into storage bins or homes for livestock. Why waste such valuable resources on waste control when you do something useful with it, like keep your grain in it.

I know I sound like my grandmother, and again, I'm not sitting on some high throne dictating my disdain on people in much more dire situations than mine (and yes, I just made that tasteless pun on purpose.) But when there are billions of people living without running water who have somehow figured out how to dig a hole in the ground and cover it, the ones that haven't definitely stick out.

pplains, Saturday, 19 July 2014 03:30 (eleven years ago)


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