Sample story from the hour before I wound up making out with storyteller in the corner: "I was celebrating finishing my Master's and hit it off with a guy at the bar, I had some coke that we shared then we went back to his place - we kissed, I stripped, I took off his pants and put his balls in my mouth - then I stood up, started getting dressed and left. I don't know why."
This story may have played a role in my decision to need to leave the bar to work tomorrow.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 10 July 2014 06:50 (nine years ago) link
was it the balls?
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 July 2014 07:31 (nine years ago) link
worried yours weren't groomed sufficiently to be mouth-ready?
― boney tassel (sic), Thursday, 10 July 2014 07:48 (nine years ago) link
outraged yerman in the stall beside me today, think he was trying to read the paper. subsequently got the giggles to boot as he noisily departed in a sulk. idk.
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 July 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link
just got my nose hair waxed for the first time. it was incredible.
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
Oh jesus that sounds terribly painful. On a scale of one to ten, ten being worst pain you can imaging--how was it?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
I need that! Where'd you go?
― Jeff, Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
what a world
― blap setter (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link
it was a 0.5.
i'd rate tweeting them myself at about a 3 or 4.
the end results resembled two cute, tiny, hairy lollipops
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link
tweezing*
i find nostril tweezing usually pain free, yet just millimetres lower on my mo area hurts like bloggery
― doodle cock-up (electricsound), Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link
a new twist on the classic barbershop mob hit with a shaving blade
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link
fill dude's nostrils with wax and hold his mouth shut
I usually just rip out nose hair with my fingers. It always makes me sneeze.
― Jeff, Friday, 18 July 2014 00:27 (nine years ago) link
can't stop hearing this to the tune of "Battle of New Orleans"
― Neanderthal, Friday, 18 July 2014 00:44 (nine years ago) link
i pull my nose hairs out just to feel something, anything
― you can't put your arms around a lamprey (brownie), Friday, 18 July 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
lol
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 02:40 (nine years ago) link
Tweezing my eyebrow hairs makes me sneeze every time. I haven't tweezed any nose hairs though.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 18 July 2014 03:08 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes I like to sleep with my hand down my pants
― Dreamland, Friday, 18 July 2014 03:29 (nine years ago) link
Especially lately
I just use tiny scissors for nose hair - it works and it's painless
― Lee626, Friday, 18 July 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link
I've got the mini router thing. its hot and leaves stubble but its quick
― blap setter (darraghmac), Friday, 18 July 2014 06:14 (nine years ago) link
i like my men like i like my nose clippers etc
― doodle cock-up (electricsound), Friday, 18 July 2014 06:19 (nine years ago) link
Short and black?
― Dreamland, Friday, 18 July 2014 06:30 (nine years ago) link
I like my men like I like my unrated special edition DVDs
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 July 2014 11:22 (nine years ago) link
long and uncut
― DERE is no DERE DERE (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 18 July 2014 11:23 (nine years ago) link
With director's commentary
― 龜, Friday, 18 July 2014 11:29 (nine years ago) link
I don't think you're supposed to tweeze or wax nose hairs cause they get get infected and it'll spread to your brain and you will die. Science.
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Friday, 18 July 2014 12:25 (nine years ago) link
now u say
― blap setter (darraghmac), Friday, 18 July 2014 12:28 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes when I get nose hairs that are too long and I just yank them out, I'll notice a little pus smell in my nose some time later, so there's probably something to that infection thing. Also for some reason, when I'm stuck there looking at the clump freshly plucked over-long nose hairs in my hand, they always remind me of cockroach legs. So mostly I'll just stick to the trimmers whenever possible. I keep them in my car so I can just take care of that while zooming down the road.
― how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 12:44 (nine years ago) link
You never know when you'll yank the nose hair that's attached to your brain
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 14:50 (nine years ago) link
when I'm stuck there looking at the clump freshly plucked over-long nose hairs in my hand, they always remind me of cockroach legs.
http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r32eQkRY1qexthgo1_500.gif
― LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Friday, 18 July 2014 14:54 (nine years ago) link
― how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 15:00 (nine years ago) link
To be absolutely clear, I do not subsequently eat the nose hairs.
― how's life, Friday, 18 July 2014 15:01 (nine years ago) link
Unrelated (I think) but we have a bidet in this apartment and it is heavenly
― Euler, Friday, 18 July 2014 15:50 (nine years ago) link
someone just put a bidet up for sale on my lil towns listserv
― gbx, Friday, 18 July 2014 15:54 (nine years ago) link
Thinking about getting one at home tbh, I'm still in bliss
― Euler, Friday, 18 July 2014 15:57 (nine years ago) link
shall I make enquiries
― gbx, Friday, 18 July 2014 16:16 (nine years ago) link
if I have one of these in my home I think I will feel like I've made it
http://bathroom-kitchen-faucets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/hand-held-bidet-spray-muslim-shower-installation.jpg
― ogmor, Friday, 18 July 2014 16:21 (nine years ago) link
in turkey the western toilets have little water spouts so kinda like that pic. I like bidets more but my wife prefers the Turkish spout.
Feel like I need to go to japan before I can really opine though
― Euler, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:02 (nine years ago) link
yeah asia in general is keen on that set-up, they're leading the way in anal hygiene
― ogmor, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:06 (nine years ago) link
we have one of those hand-held sprayers but we use it for spraying shit off of our son's cloth diapers
― marcos, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:21 (nine years ago) link
the spray is fucking powerful, if you use it as a bidet i wouldn't recommend spraying full-strength
― marcos, Friday, 18 July 2014 17:23 (nine years ago) link
bidet your nose hairs and report back
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 17:58 (nine years ago) link
gotta be one w/ the adjustable-heat blow/dryer or nothing at all
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 18 July 2014 18:16 (nine years ago) link
Every place I stayed in Singapore and Thailand had a toilet sprayers; when we left the rental apartment in Bangkok one of them had started leaking and my friend left a voicemail for the owner telling him that the ass-hose was leaking because we had no other phrase for them.
― joygoat, Friday, 18 July 2014 19:44 (nine years ago) link
"shit sprayer" would do fine as well
― marcos, Friday, 18 July 2014 19:56 (nine years ago) link
"butthole cleaner"
ass gasket
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 18 July 2014 20:18 (nine years ago) link
I was blissfully unaware of the concept of open defecation as a cultural phenomenon until yesterday.
― pplains, Friday, 18 July 2014 20:24 (nine years ago) link