what's happening to our borad TMI

might've been me, beer and a black bean burger last night

good luck Cleveland sewer system

Signed,

Brownie

Sample story from the hour before I wound up making out with storyteller in the corner: "I was celebrating finishing my Master's and hit it off with a guy at the bar, I had some coke that we shared then we went back to his place - we kissed, I stripped, I took off his pants and put his balls in my mouth - then I stood up, started getting dressed and left. I don't know why."

This story may have played a role in my decision to need to leave the bar to work tomorrow.

was it the balls?

worried yours weren't groomed sufficiently to be mouth-ready?

outraged yerman in the stall beside me today, think he was trying to read the paper. subsequently got the giggles to boot as he noisily departed in a sulk. idk.

just got my nose hair waxed for the first time. it was incredible.

Oh jesus that sounds terribly painful. On a scale of one to ten, ten being worst pain you can imaging--how was it?

I need that! Where'd you go?

what a world

it was a 0.5.

i'd rate tweeting them myself at about a 3 or 4.

the end results resembled two cute, tiny, hairy lollipops

tweezing*

i find nostril tweezing usually pain free, yet just millimetres lower on my mo area hurts like bloggery

a new twist on the classic barbershop mob hit with a shaving blade

fill dude's nostrils with wax and hold his mouth shut

I usually just rip out nose hair with my fingers. It always makes me sneeze.

fill dude's nostrils with wax and hold his mouth shut

can't stop hearing this to the tune of "Battle of New Orleans"

i pull my nose hairs out just to feel something, anything

lol

Tweezing my eyebrow hairs makes me sneeze every time. I haven't tweezed any nose hairs though.

Sometimes I like to sleep with my hand down my pants

Especially lately

I just use tiny scissors for nose hair - it works and it's painless

I've got the mini router thing. its hot and leaves stubble but its quick

i like my men like i like my nose clippers etc

Short and black?

I like my men like I like my unrated special edition DVDs

long and uncut

With director's commentary

I don't think you're supposed to tweeze or wax nose hairs cause they get get infected and it'll spread to your brain and you will die. Science.

now u say

Sometimes when I get nose hairs that are too long and I just yank them out, I'll notice a little pus smell in my nose some time later, so there's probably something to that infection thing. Also for some reason, when I'm stuck there looking at the clump freshly plucked over-long nose hairs in my hand, they always remind me of cockroach legs. So mostly I'll just stick to the trimmers whenever possible. I keep them in my car so I can just take care of that while zooming down the road.

You never know when you'll yank the nose hair that's attached to your brain

when I'm stuck there looking at the clump freshly plucked over-long nose hairs in my hand, they always remind me of cockroach legs.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r32eQkRY1qexthgo1_500.gif

lol

To be absolutely clear, I do not subsequently eat the nose hairs.

Unrelated (I think) but we have a bidet in this apartment and it is heavenly

someone just put a bidet up for sale on my lil towns listserv

Thinking about getting one at home tbh, I'm still in bliss

shall I make enquiries

if I have one of these in my home I think I will feel like I've made it

http://bathroom-kitchen-faucets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/hand-held-bidet-spray-muslim-shower-installation.jpg

in turkey the western toilets have little water spouts so kinda like that pic. I like bidets more but my wife prefers the Turkish spout.

Feel like I need to go to japan before I can really opine though

yeah asia in general is keen on that set-up, they're leading the way in anal hygiene

we have one of those hand-held sprayers but we use it for spraying shit off of our son's cloth diapers

the spray is fucking powerful, if you use it as a bidet i wouldn't recommend spraying full-strength

bidet your nose hairs and report back

gotta be one w/ the adjustable-heat blow/dryer or nothing at all

Every place I stayed in Singapore and Thailand had a toilet sprayers; when we left the rental apartment in Bangkok one of them had started leaking and my friend left a voicemail for the owner telling him that the ass-hose was leaking because we had no other phrase for them.

"shit sprayer" would do fine as well

"butthole cleaner"