Contraception: The Poll

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Read that as eat a pussy, had to come back and re-read. Nice!

too lazy to log back in (unregistered), Thursday, 25 September 2008 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

A fair alternative to contraception, but not precisely interchangeable.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

It all comes back to C on Ts

sexyDancer, Thursday, 25 September 2008 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

That worked out really well for you, did it?

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Thursday, 25 September 2008 18:52 (seventeen years ago)

I have had a Paragard IUD for two years (copper non-hormonal) and I fucking love it.

Pretty much everything Laurel has said in answer to people's IUD questions is 100% OTM. The having to have had babies first thing is BS and pisses me off that the Mirena commercial says that. Yes, nuliparous women are more likely to expel but the risk of expulsion is not that much greater. The my cramps hurt more for about 6 months after insertion and have now leveled off but I do get cramps mid-cycle which I've never done before. It's nothing that some Advil can't solve.

Re insertion: I didn't know I was going to have one inserted until about an hour before my procedure. My NP gave me 800 mg ibuprofen and made me wait 30 mins. I did get a cervical anesthetic which def helped some. It still hurt as hell but as Susan said it was very quick and TOTALLY worth it.

I haven't spent a single second thinking about BC in over two years (my own - I think about others for a living lol) and the whole thing cost me $50 thanks to my insurance.

I <3 my IUD.

Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Thursday, 25 September 2008 23:13 (seventeen years ago)

hey ENBB, what's your job?

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Friday, 26 September 2008 23:31 (seventeen years ago)

no option for "anal only"?

Kramkoob (Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃), Friday, 26 September 2008 23:46 (seventeen years ago)

nuliparous

I love this word.

tokyo rosemary, Friday, 26 September 2008 23:55 (seventeen years ago)

seriously (XP)

Bright Future (sunny successor), Saturday, 27 September 2008 00:38 (seventeen years ago)

yeah, why not just find a nice bottom and settle down then? way less hassle.

I know, right?, Saturday, 27 September 2008 00:40 (seventeen years ago)

Roxy - I'm in my last semester of MA program in Women's Health and I'm concentrating in sexual and reproductive health of young women. I used to work in a family planning clinic and am now interning at an organization that provides sex ed program TA and runs support programs for pregnant and parenting teens.

What about you?

Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Saturday, 27 September 2008 01:40 (seventeen years ago)

That's awesome! I'm no longer in the field, but I worked as assistant director of a women's clinic from 2000-2005. Best job I ever had.

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 September 2008 20:51 (seventeen years ago)

jw, "anal" is a situation that requires no contraception, not a mode of contraception itself

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 September 2008 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

haha "anal"

i meant "anal only"

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Saturday, 27 September 2008 20:53 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 28 September 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

I always thought it would be cool if somehow IUDs came in custom shapes and so when you got an x-ray it would be 'whoa cool 45-adapter in your inguinal region.'

Abbott, Monday, 29 September 2008 00:56 (seventeen years ago)

jw, "anal" is a situation that requires no contraception, not a mode of contraception itself

tell that to millions of apocryphal Catholic teenage girls

john della boscaoila (sic), Monday, 29 September 2008 10:36 (seventeen years ago)

xpost, haha. I think I'd opt for a pair of crossed knitting needles.

Peanuts taste like peanut butter (Susan), Monday, 29 September 2008 12:50 (seventeen years ago)

i would have a cupcake

lil yawne (harbl), Monday, 29 September 2008 13:02 (seventeen years ago)

thats probably another reason they do it! xxpost

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Monday, 29 September 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

Abbots: Awesome only if the custom-shaped IUD could be scientificologically beamed into my uterus rather than inserted the normal way.

Vampire romances depend on me (Laurel), Monday, 29 September 2008 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

Yeah, therein lies the rub: getting a rad shape into one's cervix. Unlikely.

Abbott, Monday, 29 September 2008 20:06 (seventeen years ago)

dudes my obgyn showed me on an ultrasound that i have an ovary shaped like a heart

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 29 September 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

that was my TMI of the day

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 29 September 2008 20:07 (seventeen years ago)

That's sweet!

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Monday, 29 September 2008 20:32 (seventeen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:01 (seventeen years ago)

Withdrawal rockin the bronze wooo!!

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 29 September 2008 23:08 (seventeen years ago)

Like a real heart or a drawing of a heart?

tokyo rosemary, Monday, 29 September 2008 23:22 (seventeen years ago)

it looked like this:

http://media.bigoo.ws/content/glitter/cartoon/cartoon_267.gif

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 29 September 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

those are future babbies hiding coming out of it

Bright Future (sunny successor), Monday, 29 September 2008 23:48 (seventeen years ago)

sunny, yr somethin special.

wonder who voted for the patch

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 00:49 (seventeen years ago)

WOW, AWESOME

tokyo rosemary, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 01:44 (seventeen years ago)

i voted for the pill fwiw, not sure my vote shd count but it's what my gf does, she had a uterine tumour at 16 and has had to have been on it since for health reasons

J4gger Dynamic Pentangle (Just got offed), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 01:46 (seventeen years ago)

how the fuck did the sponge get zero
this is about as bad as the coaches poll on ILNFL

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

"Bill Belichick" and "Andy Reid" would also probably be good contraceptive options

TOMBOT, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 02:36 (seventeen years ago)

Who is my brother in vas-snippage?

Radiant Flowering Crab (Rock Hardy), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 02:59 (seventeen years ago)

i have no idea what a sponge is except for the whole "sponge worthy" seinfeld joke

Bright Future (sunny successor), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 03:26 (seventeen years ago)

http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper932/stills/4271357384e9a-32-1.jpg

kate78, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 04:21 (seventeen years ago)

Man, how did I space the thread? I love contraception! I was on Depo for 7 years, then Nuvaring for a few, and I just got my Mirena IUD four weeks ago (and I've never been pregnant). I love them all.

kate78, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 04:28 (seventeen years ago)

sponges are just tough to come by these days

its tough to vote for something as practical as BCs on nostalgia alone

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 05:02 (seventeen years ago)

tell that to millions of apocryphal Catholic teenage girls

oh, they're a little less apocryphal than you might think...

growing up in brazil has its advantages (unregistered), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 05:22 (seventeen years ago)

also, IUD wins this hands-down, at least for those women who can tolerate it.

copper baby maker blocker (unregistered), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 05:24 (seventeen years ago)

IUD = awesome, so far. I had a bad few minutes in the stirrups, a bit of cramping for a few days, now I'm wonderful.

kate78, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 05:29 (seventeen years ago)

^^ Yes! As much as the insertion hurts it's totally worth it. Like I've said before, I'm a total wuss when it comes to pain and if I got through it then I think most people can!

Fr. Jemima Racktouey (ENBB), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 11:29 (seventeen years ago)

tell that to millions of apocryphal Catholic teenage girls

oh, they're a little less apocryphal than you might think...

― growing up in brazil has its advantages (unregistered), Tuesday, September 30, 2008 12:22 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

unregistered t-bombin' it real style

Bright Future (sunny successor), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 13:18 (seventeen years ago)

wonder who voted for the patch

here

salsa shark, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 13:59 (seventeen years ago)

Oh yeah, I used to love the sponge. After Today went off the market I would order them from Canada.

Peanuts taste like peanut butter (Susan), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 15:02 (seventeen years ago)

you still use it, salsa? just curious

○◙i shine cuz i genital grind◙○ (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 September 2008 16:50 (seventeen years ago)

yeah. I've used it on and off for a couple years... I've also used the pill, but happily switched to patches once they became available (problems swallowing pills, bad at sticking to schedules, much easier to just stick something on myself once a week, etc).

salsa shark, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 19:56 (seventeen years ago)

I used the patch for a few months. It made my knockers humongous and sore.

kate78, Tuesday, 30 September 2008 20:36 (seventeen years ago)


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