Names for different types of farts by their physical sensation.

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Mack the Knife

no matter how crabby of a mood I’m in because of the New World Order (WilliamC), Sunday, 15 June 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)

wet one

ledriver, Sunday, 15 June 2014 00:28 (eleven years ago)

The Spitfire

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:22 (eleven years ago)

The Dreadnought

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:22 (eleven years ago)

The Peashooter

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:22 (eleven years ago)

The Gatling Gun

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:22 (eleven years ago)

Lebensraum

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:23 (eleven years ago)

Unrestricted Submarine Warfare

tsrobodo, Sunday, 15 June 2014 08:23 (eleven years ago)

The Envelope Filter

Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 15 June 2014 16:15 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Dot Dash

Incident At Spanish Harlem (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 11 July 2014 00:13 (eleven years ago)

chaos and creation in the backyard

macklemore looks something like you (unregistered), Friday, 11 July 2014 00:20 (eleven years ago)

three weeks pass...

Fart Brut

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 15:38 (eleven years ago)

The Boomhauer

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 23:19 (eleven years ago)

the hipster runoff

is this empty sanitism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 August 2014 23:20 (eleven years ago)

The Loaded BluRay.

Randall "Humble" Pie (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 7 August 2014 06:13 (eleven years ago)

The National Treasure

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 06:46 (eleven years ago)

The Factory Whistle

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:45 (eleven years ago)

(sharp, narrow, at an angle)

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:45 (eleven years ago)

The Rumble in the Jungle

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 07:49 (eleven years ago)

The Kanedaaaaaaaaaa!

I only listen to Vantablack Metal (snoball), Thursday, 7 August 2014 08:12 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

A Case of the Crappercrackers

how's life, Monday, 13 October 2014 13:40 (eleven years ago)

The Gone Girl

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 15 October 2014 05:24 (eleven years ago)

The Owner of a Lonely Shart

wackness unlimited (snoball), Monday, 27 October 2014 19:21 (eleven years ago)

one month passes...

The Knock Three Times

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 16 December 2014 07:49 (eleven years ago)

The Nerf Ball

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:54 (eleven years ago)

The Chocolate Curry

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

The HD-DVD Ejecting

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 20:56 (eleven years ago)

The Egg McMuffin

just like Nietzsche but with jokes (snoball), Thursday, 25 December 2014 21:11 (eleven years ago)

The Sassy Blooper

y kant max read (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 27 December 2014 02:13 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

The Moment of Truth (one of those farts where you're not sure if it's going to come out gaseous or brown, but you just have to take the risk)

0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:18 (eleven years ago)

The interior life of Noel Gallagher

how's life, Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:38 (eleven years ago)

The Flump

gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:01 (eleven years ago)

The Snowpiercer

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 14 March 2015 04:01 (eleven years ago)

Fart Away and Radiate

how's life, Sunday, 15 March 2015 00:10 (eleven years ago)

The Babbling Brook

mattresslessness, Sunday, 15 March 2015 03:21 (eleven years ago)

theneedledrop

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:11 (eleven years ago)

Tender Mercies

A Whizzer, A Poo Star (Old Lunch), Sunday, 22 March 2015 05:45 (eleven years ago)

The Feargal Sharkey AKA A Good Fart These Days Is Hard To Find

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Thursday, 26 March 2015 20:13 (eleven years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYwIkZRuoAU

example (crüt), Thursday, 2 April 2015 20:00 (eleven years ago)

This was the thread I was dying to post in most during my several odd years away from ILX

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:02 (eleven years ago)

The Boot-tootin' Boogie

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:04 (eleven years ago)

you don't wanna know how long I held that one in

The Once-ler, Thursday, 2 April 2015 21:05 (eleven years ago)

The Kix Brooks

Don A Henley And Get Over It (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:07 (eleven years ago)

the shiddering crescendo

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:56 (eleven years ago)

shuddering crescendo, dammit

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:56 (eleven years ago)

The Shittering Crescendo

Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 20:41 (eleven years ago)

two months pass...

The Champagne Poopernova

passive-aggressive rageaholic (snoball), Friday, 19 June 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)

The Gentleman's Agreement

Feeding My Whole Family With A Pack Of Taco Shells (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 June 2015 19:56 (ten years ago)

four months pass...

The Shifting Load

The Flood Warning

Does anyone know the Klingon for T'ai Chi? (snoball), Friday, 6 November 2015 22:09 (ten years ago)

one month passes...

The Shartnado

January 1, be the same sh!t as December 31 (snoball), Thursday, 17 December 2015 18:45 (ten years ago)


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