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Anybody ever bought man spanx? I am, at present, too fat for my liking.

― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, May 13, 2014 6:29 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I've worn lady spanx and I love them. A bit annoying to pee in sometimes (one pair has a slit, the other is basically bike shorts that must be slid off) but other than that, A+

― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, May 13, 2014 7:32 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I ended up getting a sleeveless zip-up torso garment and it's not super easy to wriggle into, but once it's on it feels okay and definitely slims me down (which is a good thing, because it's t-shirt season). Taking it off is akin to opening a can of Pillsbury biscuits, though.

what was the situation that made you want for this

Honestly, I'm okay with being somewhat overweight, but I was trudging into schlub territory. Diet and nutrition are next on the agenda, but first I wanted to cheat.

Also, not for nothing, my sternum has been slightly weird my whole life and I cut a weird profile. This thing definitely helps with posture.

well for sure, but daily wear, wedding, cocktail ball, intense date

Yeah, I'm not sure yet. Probably not daily wear.

really guys, middle age is liberating in giving no kind of a shit that will lead to canning yr sternum

^ dude who posts shirtless on WDYLL

Take it over here lads:OLD SOCK VS. FORK IN THE ROAD: Which Album Cover Has The Most IDGAF Old Dude Swag

hoping this terminally-ill-teens-in-love movie that opens today makes some pity-myeloma-dick for YT fashionable

heard the most unreal bowel-emptying sounds coming from a bathroom stall today. it sounded like a Latin freestyle rhythm but it was undeniably produced by someone's puckering anus.

Oh god.

The actual anus or the contents emptying?

Because my band's been looking for a new xylophone player.

might've been me, beer and a black bean burger last night

good luck Cleveland sewer system

Signed,

Brownie

Sample story from the hour before I wound up making out with storyteller in the corner: "I was celebrating finishing my Master's and hit it off with a guy at the bar, I had some coke that we shared then we went back to his place - we kissed, I stripped, I took off his pants and put his balls in my mouth - then I stood up, started getting dressed and left. I don't know why."

This story may have played a role in my decision to need to leave the bar to work tomorrow.

was it the balls?

worried yours weren't groomed sufficiently to be mouth-ready?

outraged yerman in the stall beside me today, think he was trying to read the paper. subsequently got the giggles to boot as he noisily departed in a sulk. idk.

just got my nose hair waxed for the first time. it was incredible.

Oh jesus that sounds terribly painful. On a scale of one to ten, ten being worst pain you can imaging--how was it?

I need that! Where'd you go?

what a world

it was a 0.5.

i'd rate tweeting them myself at about a 3 or 4.

the end results resembled two cute, tiny, hairy lollipops

tweezing*

i find nostril tweezing usually pain free, yet just millimetres lower on my mo area hurts like bloggery

a new twist on the classic barbershop mob hit with a shaving blade

fill dude's nostrils with wax and hold his mouth shut

I usually just rip out nose hair with my fingers. It always makes me sneeze.

fill dude's nostrils with wax and hold his mouth shut

can't stop hearing this to the tune of "Battle of New Orleans"

i pull my nose hairs out just to feel something, anything

lol

Tweezing my eyebrow hairs makes me sneeze every time. I haven't tweezed any nose hairs though.

Sometimes I like to sleep with my hand down my pants

Especially lately

I just use tiny scissors for nose hair - it works and it's painless

I've got the mini router thing. its hot and leaves stubble but its quick

i like my men like i like my nose clippers etc

Short and black?

I like my men like I like my unrated special edition DVDs

long and uncut

With director's commentary

I don't think you're supposed to tweeze or wax nose hairs cause they get get infected and it'll spread to your brain and you will die. Science.

now u say

Sometimes when I get nose hairs that are too long and I just yank them out, I'll notice a little pus smell in my nose some time later, so there's probably something to that infection thing. Also for some reason, when I'm stuck there looking at the clump freshly plucked over-long nose hairs in my hand, they always remind me of cockroach legs. So mostly I'll just stick to the trimmers whenever possible. I keep them in my car so I can just take care of that while zooming down the road.

You never know when you'll yank the nose hair that's attached to your brain

when I'm stuck there looking at the clump freshly plucked over-long nose hairs in my hand, they always remind me of cockroach legs.

http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9r32eQkRY1qexthgo1_500.gif

lol

To be absolutely clear, I do not subsequently eat the nose hairs.