its his aeroplane
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:55 (ten years ago) link
bi the way
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 10 May 2014 17:11 (ten years ago) link
It wasn't wholly unpleasant tbph
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 May 2014 17:55 (ten years ago) link
Which one?
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 10 May 2014 22:57 (ten years ago) link
Anybody ever bought man spanx? I am, at present, too fat for my liking.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link
I've worn lady spanx and I love them. A bit annoying to pee in sometimes (one pair has a slit, the other is basically bike shorts that must be slid off) but other than that, A+
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 23:32 (ten years ago) link
Number of continents I have pooped in just increased to three.
― joygoat, Friday, 16 May 2014 08:17 (ten years ago) link
Doesn't sound like you're incontinent to me.
― pplains, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:01 (ten years ago) link
Just stuck my finger in my ear and now the finger smells like barbecue sauce.
― how's life, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:04 (ten years ago) link
^hearing this over the "A Milli" beat
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link
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I ended up getting a sleeveless zip-up torso garment and it's not super easy to wriggle into, but once it's on it feels okay and definitely slims me down (which is a good thing, because it's t-shirt season). Taking it off is akin to opening a can of Pillsbury biscuits, though.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:28 (ten years ago) link
what was the situation that made you want for this
― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:15 (ten years ago) link
Honestly, I'm okay with being somewhat overweight, but I was trudging into schlub territory. Diet and nutrition are next on the agenda, but first I wanted to cheat.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:31 (ten years ago) link
Also, not for nothing, my sternum has been slightly weird my whole life and I cut a weird profile. This thing definitely helps with posture.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:41 (ten years ago) link
well for sure, but daily wear, wedding, cocktail ball, intense date
― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:55 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I'm not sure yet. Probably not daily wear.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 May 2014 04:11 (ten years ago) link
really guys, middle age is liberating in giving no kind of a shit that will lead to canning yr sternum
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 May 2014 04:32 (ten years ago) link
^ dude who posts shirtless on WDYLL
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Thursday, 22 May 2014 04:40 (ten years ago) link
Take it over here lads:OLD SOCK VS. FORK IN THE ROAD: Which Album Cover Has The Most IDGAF Old Dude Swag
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 May 2014 06:12 (ten years ago) link
hoping this terminally-ill-teens-in-love movie that opens today makes some pity-myeloma-dick for YT fashionable
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 June 2014 13:41 (nine years ago) link
heard the most unreal bowel-emptying sounds coming from a bathroom stall today. it sounded like a Latin freestyle rhythm but it was undeniably produced by someone's puckering anus.
― guwop (crüt), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 19:47 (nine years ago) link
Oh god.
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 19:52 (nine years ago) link
The actual anus or the contents emptying?
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 20:19 (nine years ago) link
Because my band's been looking for a new xylophone player.
might've been me, beer and a black bean burger last night
good luck Cleveland sewer system
― you can't put your arms around a lamprey (brownie), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link
Signed,
Brownie
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 23:56 (nine years ago) link
Sample story from the hour before I wound up making out with storyteller in the corner: "I was celebrating finishing my Master's and hit it off with a guy at the bar, I had some coke that we shared then we went back to his place - we kissed, I stripped, I took off his pants and put his balls in my mouth - then I stood up, started getting dressed and left. I don't know why."
This story may have played a role in my decision to need to leave the bar to work tomorrow.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 10 July 2014 06:50 (nine years ago) link
was it the balls?
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 July 2014 07:31 (nine years ago) link
worried yours weren't groomed sufficiently to be mouth-ready?
― boney tassel (sic), Thursday, 10 July 2014 07:48 (nine years ago) link
outraged yerman in the stall beside me today, think he was trying to read the paper. subsequently got the giggles to boot as he noisily departed in a sulk. idk.
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 July 2014 17:04 (nine years ago) link
just got my nose hair waxed for the first time. it was incredible.
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:32 (nine years ago) link
Oh jesus that sounds terribly painful. On a scale of one to ten, ten being worst pain you can imaging--how was it?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:41 (nine years ago) link
I need that! Where'd you go?
― Jeff, Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:46 (nine years ago) link
what a world
― blap setter (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:59 (nine years ago) link
it was a 0.5.
i'd rate tweeting them myself at about a 3 or 4.
the end results resembled two cute, tiny, hairy lollipops
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:32 (nine years ago) link
tweezing*
i find nostril tweezing usually pain free, yet just millimetres lower on my mo area hurts like bloggery
― doodle cock-up (electricsound), Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:40 (nine years ago) link
a new twist on the classic barbershop mob hit with a shaving blade
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 00:04 (nine years ago) link
fill dude's nostrils with wax and hold his mouth shut
I usually just rip out nose hair with my fingers. It always makes me sneeze.
― Jeff, Friday, 18 July 2014 00:27 (nine years ago) link
can't stop hearing this to the tune of "Battle of New Orleans"
― Neanderthal, Friday, 18 July 2014 00:44 (nine years ago) link
i pull my nose hairs out just to feel something, anything
― you can't put your arms around a lamprey (brownie), Friday, 18 July 2014 02:00 (nine years ago) link
lol
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 02:40 (nine years ago) link
Tweezing my eyebrow hairs makes me sneeze every time. I haven't tweezed any nose hairs though.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 18 July 2014 03:08 (nine years ago) link
Sometimes I like to sleep with my hand down my pants
― Dreamland, Friday, 18 July 2014 03:29 (nine years ago) link
Especially lately
I just use tiny scissors for nose hair - it works and it's painless
― Lee626, Friday, 18 July 2014 03:30 (nine years ago) link
I've got the mini router thing. its hot and leaves stubble but its quick
― blap setter (darraghmac), Friday, 18 July 2014 06:14 (nine years ago) link
i like my men like i like my nose clippers etc
― doodle cock-up (electricsound), Friday, 18 July 2014 06:19 (nine years ago) link
Short and black?
― Dreamland, Friday, 18 July 2014 06:30 (nine years ago) link