but lort god jesus not INSIDE
i am lesion
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 21:25 (twelve years ago)
the fun part stevie is that they're kinda both :(
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 22:06 (twelve years ago)
AHHH WHY DID I GO TO THAT WIKIPEDIA ARTICLE
― a strange man (mh), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 22:07 (twelve years ago)
bad idea
bad bad bad
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 22:09 (twelve years ago)
the wonderful world of middle age has many treats for u
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 22:12 (twelve years ago)
middle age is lousy. i don't recommend it. stay young, instead.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Tuesday, 6 May 2014 22:14 (twelve years ago)
otm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 6 May 2014 22:16 (twelve years ago)
Chilli on my dick
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 May 2014 15:58 (twelve years ago)
probably keep away from the dogs then
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:00 (twelve years ago)
chilli could be the pepper, or like full blown meat and famous baked beans recipe chilli
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:51 (twelve years ago)
or anthony kiedis
its his aeroplane
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 May 2014 16:55 (twelve years ago)
bi the way
― an office job is as secure as a Weetabix padlock (snoball), Saturday, 10 May 2014 17:11 (twelve years ago)
It wasn't wholly unpleasant tbph
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Saturday, 10 May 2014 17:55 (twelve years ago)
Which one?
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 10 May 2014 22:57 (twelve years ago)
Anybody ever bought man spanx? I am, at present, too fat for my liking.
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 13 May 2014 22:29 (twelve years ago)
I've worn lady spanx and I love them. A bit annoying to pee in sometimes (one pair has a slit, the other is basically bike shorts that must be slid off) but other than that, A+
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 13 May 2014 23:32 (twelve years ago)
Number of continents I have pooped in just increased to three.
― joygoat, Friday, 16 May 2014 08:17 (twelve years ago)
Doesn't sound like you're incontinent to me.
― pplains, Friday, 16 May 2014 14:01 (twelve years ago)
Just stuck my finger in my ear and now the finger smells like barbecue sauce.
― how's life, Monday, 19 May 2014 15:04 (twelve years ago)
^hearing this over the "A Milli" beat
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Monday, 19 May 2014 15:07 (twelve years ago)
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I ended up getting a sleeveless zip-up torso garment and it's not super easy to wriggle into, but once it's on it feels okay and definitely slims me down (which is a good thing, because it's t-shirt season). Taking it off is akin to opening a can of Pillsbury biscuits, though.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 May 2014 01:28 (twelve years ago)
what was the situation that made you want for this
― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:15 (twelve years ago)
Honestly, I'm okay with being somewhat overweight, but I was trudging into schlub territory. Diet and nutrition are next on the agenda, but first I wanted to cheat.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:31 (twelve years ago)
Also, not for nothing, my sternum has been slightly weird my whole life and I cut a weird profile. This thing definitely helps with posture.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:41 (twelve years ago)
well for sure, but daily wear, wedding, cocktail ball, intense date
― a strange man (mh), Thursday, 22 May 2014 02:55 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, I'm not sure yet. Probably not daily wear.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 22 May 2014 04:11 (twelve years ago)
really guys, middle age is liberating in giving no kind of a shit that will lead to canning yr sternum
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 May 2014 04:32 (twelve years ago)
^ dude who posts shirtless on WDYLL
― rage against martin sheen (sic), Thursday, 22 May 2014 04:40 (twelve years ago)
Take it over here lads:OLD SOCK VS. FORK IN THE ROAD: Which Album Cover Has The Most IDGAF Old Dude Swag
― Damnit Janet Weiss & The Riot Grrriel (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 May 2014 06:12 (twelve years ago)
hoping this terminally-ill-teens-in-love movie that opens today makes some pity-myeloma-dick for YT fashionable
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 June 2014 13:41 (twelve years ago)
heard the most unreal bowel-emptying sounds coming from a bathroom stall today. it sounded like a Latin freestyle rhythm but it was undeniably produced by someone's puckering anus.
― guwop (crüt), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 19:47 (twelve years ago)
Oh god.
― how's life, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 19:52 (twelve years ago)
The actual anus or the contents emptying?
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 20:19 (twelve years ago)
Because my band's been looking for a new xylophone player.
might've been me, beer and a black bean burger last night
good luck Cleveland sewer system
― you can't put your arms around a lamprey (brownie), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 23:38 (twelve years ago)
Signed,
Brownie
― pplains, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 23:56 (twelve years ago)
Sample story from the hour before I wound up making out with storyteller in the corner: "I was celebrating finishing my Master's and hit it off with a guy at the bar, I had some coke that we shared then we went back to his place - we kissed, I stripped, I took off his pants and put his balls in my mouth - then I stood up, started getting dressed and left. I don't know why."
This story may have played a role in my decision to need to leave the bar to work tomorrow.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 10 July 2014 06:50 (eleven years ago)
was it the balls?
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 July 2014 07:31 (eleven years ago)
worried yours weren't groomed sufficiently to be mouth-ready?
― boney tassel (sic), Thursday, 10 July 2014 07:48 (eleven years ago)
outraged yerman in the stall beside me today, think he was trying to read the paper. subsequently got the giggles to boot as he noisily departed in a sulk. idk.
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Thursday, 10 July 2014 17:04 (eleven years ago)
just got my nose hair waxed for the first time. it was incredible.
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:32 (eleven years ago)
Oh jesus that sounds terribly painful. On a scale of one to ten, ten being worst pain you can imaging--how was it?
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:41 (eleven years ago)
I need that! Where'd you go?
― Jeff, Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:46 (eleven years ago)
what a world
― blap setter (darraghmac), Thursday, 17 July 2014 22:59 (eleven years ago)
it was a 0.5.
i'd rate tweeting them myself at about a 3 or 4.
the end results resembled two cute, tiny, hairy lollipops
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:32 (eleven years ago)
tweezing*
i find nostril tweezing usually pain free, yet just millimetres lower on my mo area hurts like bloggery
― doodle cock-up (electricsound), Thursday, 17 July 2014 23:40 (eleven years ago)
a new twist on the classic barbershop mob hit with a shaving blade
― chikungunya manatee (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 18 July 2014 00:04 (eleven years ago)
fill dude's nostrils with wax and hold his mouth shut