I Lost A Coughdrop in His Asshole: The ILX Gays TMI Thread

you can always stick the traffic cone where your heart ought to be

Have I ever told you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke ... through its rectum?

Since yr issue seems to have more to do with girth than length, I'd say try beads. They're the best way to gradually make yourself comfortable with increasing thickness.

Of course, some guys just never get used to bottoming, whether due to physical or mental discomfort or some combo of both. In which case, no matter; plenty of us bottoms out there to go around.

https://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7bmxo1RuG1rnl9ur.gif

(joek courtesy: thedcgayz tumblr)

omg what is that from??

from my asshole

plenty of us bottoms out there to go around

Lord, we don't need another bottom
There are bottoms and moonbeams enough to shine

P***ycat Dolls

for some reason i've only ever been able to finish while topping a select few dudes (all of whom happened to be asian, now that i think abt it \o_O/) — other than that i don't find it very enjoyable :\

Let's let go of bottom shame together.

Not literally, of course.

oh... yes, er, of course. *pulls up pants*

Well, I mean, since you've already met me halfway ...

don't "let go" while bottoming

That's a shitty thing to say

my coworker sent me naked pictures today and he keeps wanting to screw me!

bad idea yo

I don't even want to at alllll, he is SO corny and regular

He thinks Paris is Burning is stupid and also earnestly self-IDs as a "cub"

No one has to like Paris is Burning (for some reason I really disliked it the first time I saw it but then LOVED it next time) but "stupid" isn't a very interesting criticism of it.

Stevie, forward the pictures to me.

He is so super uninteresting!!

I can't believe he's sending you, a co-worker, nude pics. I haven't worked with many coworkers in a long time but this seems very strange to me.

He invites me to the bath house on like a fairly regular basis

"you're gay, i'm gay; therefore, we should be having sex" (?)

works for me

unless your coworker is boring and ugly

so, someone whose videos on xtube have been favorites of mine for a while goes to my school. should i avoid like hell or say what's up?

Hell of an icebreaker.

But seriously, why not say what's up?

sent him a pm, prob least terrifying option

I had to abort eating an ass last night because it was too fragrant. This morning I said “next time, make sure you weed the garden ok?"

i enjoy guy smells to a point but yeah take a damn shower first

oh gross

was there not a shower nearby? and some weeding tools?

http://gardenersblog.jerseyplantsdirect.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/weeding-organic-garden-lg.jpg

I'll never understand guys who don't attempt some at least rudimentary clean-up prior to any sexual activity. It's gay sex! At least anticipate that *some* attention is going to be paid to your butt at some point.

the last few times i have had sex it was a total surprise, but my butt was not involved i don't think.

"weed the garden" makes it sound like there were dingleberries

Not how I read that at first (thought a preference for smoothness was being expressed) but now that you mention it---ugh!

Nah he hairy and I like it but I'm gonna buy him some baby wipes for Christmas

I'm just super-proud of my "weed the garden" sexpression. Another original is "pitch a tent" for a DP.

I told a friend abt these and he said he has a friend who likes to call fisting "bowling"

In general I like to be the judge of "no wait I'm not clean" but there's been a couple times now with this dude when my tongue has E.T.'d so I think I'm gonna start making some gentle recommendations.

Just in case there's any confusion:

http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/et_3.jpg?itok=Gztcftpt

xxpost

But "pitch a tent"--though adolescent--is already a sexual euphemism. Yours is better though.

My favourite fisting euphemism probably comes from a Patton Oswalt stand-up routine where he (imitating Robert Evans) jokes about "turning [the fistee] into my own personal finger-puppet."

god, dp'ing is like the sexworld equivalent of finding mewtwo.

TITTW we reveal the depths of our dep-rav-a-tee

I'm still confused about E.T.ing but maybe I don't want to understand.

fgti's finger is radioactive

it's got the invisible touch

I'm still confused about E.T.ing but maybe I don't want to understand.

― Je55e, Saturday, December 13, 2014 2:10 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's got the invisible touch

he reaches in and grabs right hold of your heart.

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