this slightly stale organic lucky charms cereal is really good after alcohol-induced vomiting
― people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Monday, 23 December 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
are the marshmallows vegan or are they regular gelatin-based ones?
― mh, Monday, 23 December 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
calling to schedule my first-ever colonoscopy today. Has to be in a few weeks so I'm not collecting my pee and caca at the same time.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 December 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, my next checkup is in March and my dr.'s going to say "Hey, you turned 50! Guess what part of you I want explored!"
― millions now living will never kick out the jams (WilliamC), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
I wonder if u get a simultaneous endoscopy, they'd click when they meet inside
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
I wonder if the camera-pill is available in these parts yet.
― millions now living will never kick out the jams (WilliamC), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
'south of the Mason-Dixon line'
― that's you, that is (snoball), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
afaik the pill-cam is no substitute for the real thing
― gbx, Monday, 23 December 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
I've had, like, a dozen colonoscopies. They're easy.
The difficult part is the prep. Just make sure your iPad's charged.
― pplains, Monday, 23 December 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link
I don't have one.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 December 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
stock the bathroom with good reading material, then
― mh, Monday, 23 December 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
Bring an issue of Pinups so you can make pretend
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 December 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
I am hopeful about salvaging the rest of Christmas Eve; eight hours of sleep and two massive shits will do that for you.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
I have made an exciting discovery about the kind of scaly patch of follicles I have on the back of my inner thigh (possibly keratosis pilaris since you didn't ask), which is that if I sit cross-legged the hollow forms a resonant chamber and scratching my bare leg-scales results in a noise not unlike those wooden frogs whose backs make a ribbiting noise
this could be the start of a beautiful new career
― not a player-hater i just hate a lot (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link
whoa! I have recurring bouts of keratosis pilaris also and to date they have not had the value-add of producing acoustic phenomena. kudos!
― how's life, Monday, 6 January 2014 00:05 (ten years ago) link
Maybe you're evolving into a katydid.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridulation
― Plasmon, Monday, 6 January 2014 00:06 (ten years ago) link
I ate sooooooo much Ethiopian today (meat combo platter) and my poop was so strange and stinky
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 6 January 2014 04:11 (ten years ago) link
being sick "at both ends" for the first 6 days of the year = fucking awesome
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link
― not a player-hater i just hate a lot (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, January 5, 2014 11:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Love this. Love you, aps!
― Horreur! What are this disassociated lumps of (in orbit), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
I did a lot of dishes over the weekend and appear to have lizard skin on one hand now
― mh, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link
oh btw no puking here, just congestion to go with the gastric distress, so not classic SaBE.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:27 (ten years ago) link
i'm stressed to the max, i've got hella PMS, and i'm freezing
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:16 (ten years ago) link
What you need is a manicure. But that's what I always say.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link
Some hot towel wraps, a hand massage, and some glitter.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link
ehhhh i'd settle for a bath and some loud music
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link
but if someone wanted to give me a glittery manicure while i'm in the bath and talk to me over the loud music i guess that would be ideal
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link
here's a question for the middle-aged men:
when a doctor gives you a prostate exam, is it supposed to feel like he is attempting to use your prostate to frantically buzz in on a game show?
― SHAUN (DJP), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:25 (ten years ago) link
Why don't people hang out in bathrooms more? No scratch that, why are bath tubs in the bathroom and not in someplace you don't put the toilet? Like say the bedroom. Or the library.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:26 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Xb9DMl5.jpg
― |$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link
yeeeeeeeeeeeesman i am dyingget me out of here
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link
Yes, Dan, of course. Were you not privvy to that info, man?!
― What do I think? Compensez-vous! (Michael White), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link
xxp Perfect. An ashtray, a place to put a wineglass, and either conversation or a book in reach--otherwise I'm going to be very bored in about 10 minutes. Relaxing is not my strong suit.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link
in orbit, my gf and I used to live in a flat with a separate bathroom and wc. Ideally, you'd have a bathroom and a WC with a sink and a bidet like a truly civilized person but there's little less disobliging than having to malodorously void your bowels while somebody is getting all clean in the shower/bath - kinds harshes their buzz, n'est-ce pas?
― What do I think? Compensez-vous! (Michael White), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link
I was not, it was very surprising.
― SHAUN (DJP), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link
http://www.fengshuidana.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/062408_bathtubinbed.jpg
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:35 (ten years ago) link
at one point the phrase NO WHAMMIES popped into my head and I had to stifle a full-on guffaw
good plan, I think laughing makes you clench
― mh, Friday, 24 January 2014 22:39 (ten years ago) link
LL, do u get to go home soon? I hope yes.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:50 (ten years ago) link
is it supposed to feel like he is attempting to use your prostate to frantically buzz in on a game show?
In my (one) experience, yes. My PCP said, "This doesn't work, but we do it anyway to torture people."
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 27 January 2014 15:50 (ten years ago) link
Five weeks w/o sex and I'm going nuts. I know that it gets easier - pre-last relationship drought was 2 years - but goddamn it's tough to start out.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 31 January 2014 02:46 (ten years ago) link
I've never understood this.
― pplains, Friday, 31 January 2014 02:50 (ten years ago) link
there is a thread for that sort of whining, this is the other thread
― mh, Friday, 31 January 2014 03:49 (ten years ago) link
I hope pp was talking about getting joybuzzered tho
― mh, Friday, 31 January 2014 03:50 (ten years ago) link
Last night I had an extended dream where I was having a 3-way w/ a man and a woman and the guy kept giving me pointers and encouragement w/r/t cunnilingus. It was an extremely detailed dream. The woman got bored and wound up having a penis, so I just switched to that.
― Je55e, Saturday, 1 February 2014 17:12 (ten years ago) link
I'm home doing my colonoscopy prep, and it's everything you've heard.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 9 February 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link
go lightly my friend
― gbx, Sunday, 9 February 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link
Haven't heard anything, but maybe your neighbors have.
― pplains, Sunday, 9 February 2014 22:13 (ten years ago) link
think I will just hole up in the john for the next 5 hours
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 9 February 2014 22:14 (ten years ago) link
hole down! hole down!
― föllakzoidberg (electricsound), Sunday, 9 February 2014 22:17 (ten years ago) link
These dosage instructions were clearly excessive, as I've only been shitting Gatorade for the last hour.
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Monday, 10 February 2014 04:10 (ten years ago) link