Sex Droughts

dear sex,

i miss you

yours,

dear sex,

don't worry about it. i'm pretty sure i've forgotten how to do you anyway.

peace

Just under 2 years. But not that fussed, I think.

Had sex two months ago for the first time in about a year and a half, so I'm good until 2015 I suppose.

I don't even call it sex anymore, but "sexual contact."

yeah i mean shoot me for the twee fucker i am but at this point some hand-holding and a cuddle wd be plenty, thanks

I think I'm at three weeks - I'm working sixty hours/week at minimum and my girlfriend is six weeks into treatment for atypical anorexia tied to her anxiety. Thought it was a go this weekend as her libido has started to return... and she gets a nasty head cold that I can't afford to catch.

Are people in relationships who haven't had sex for three weeks even allowed to post in this thread? (Sorry about your gf.)

yeah that's not a drought that's like when you wake up in the middle of the night and you;re thirsty

think this thread is more for people for whom there is a non-zero chance they will never have sex ever again

I feel like that's on the other end of the spectrum entirely

Afternoon sex session cancelled, so this now looks to be the first calendar year since the Reagan era where I got nuthin'.

Hey no prob, I already got us a table.

I could always go to the Cock after the Gene Kelly musical tonight.

*your joke here*

there's probably a more specific thread for this, but god i hate porn. i feel both bored by it when watching and drained of motivation to actually go look for sex afterwards. does anybody deal with this?

i tried googling this but the only advice is "everytime you feel the urge to watch porn, think of jesus instead."

lol that could work

My sex drive is so background recently that pr0n is like a treat I give myself every now and then.

ka-BANG

let's go mets

still nothin'

Just like the Mets!

2014 was a desert.

12-14 barren in their entirety.

our house has two children in it, one very small. we are lucky if we have an hour to ourselves, and during that hour, we are very tired and tend to nap. anybody on this thread needs action I'm a very considerate and discreet dude sooner or later the children will be in school.

Pretty sure the rest of my life will be a drought, aside from pouring the occasional bottle of water over my own head, metaphorically speaking.

ew on your head?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metaphor

http://i.imgur.com/b9zobm6.png

Er, well, yes. That was unexpected.

Never thought a drought of two weeks would feel long, but.

to clarify: did not make like bunnies with gr80

2 weeks. bless.

h8 this thread tbh

Who's sleeping in your sleeping bag, sleepingbag?

it's more of a sad sack

Look, my drought lasted for 3 or 4 years prior to last month.

mine was 4 years since a disappointing one-off preceded by 1 year

Re: the "disappointing" part, I'm starting to suspect having droughts is in part responsible for how meh the sex is after the wait

When you take that first drink of water after crossing the desert, it fires up the sandpaper in your throat.

Three months for me. My skin's getting pasty.

8 months :(

15 months, more or less

suggested thread image:

http://greenprophet.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/water-gaza-israel.jpg

Didn't we talk about starting a thread for posting 'my sex drought is over' posts so as not to look all fucking smug in this one?

Probably not worth the trouble. I'm happy other people are getting laid.

Have there been any agreements on definitions in this thread?

I mean, on one hand, I sort of think I've had a drought since 2010. I've had sprinkles, but were they enough to be considered a break in drought?

Actually if someone could come up with terms to use in extending the metaphor, that would be great.

By my standards, skin-skin contact in the no-no zone counts.

Yes I've had some of that over the years but it's becoming like afternoon cloudbursts that just make it feel muggier.

Plainly put, since 2009: 0 PIB, a couple PIM a few years ago, handful of vigorous cuddles & pawing, and among all that, only 1 completion back in Fall 2009. That last part is weird. Like its just not done anymore or we're too shy.

My gf and I have been having some weird friction, from her stressful demanding job, my general cluelessness/inexperience at being in a relationship, a lot of other things, and we haven't had sex in over two months. Which is a sudden drop from an average of about 10-12 times a week, and it is driving me up the fucking wall.