what's happening to our borad TMI

i revel in my b.o. every third day.

i like my bo tbh

I like my BO today, due a shower, but I've been relaxed and happy. When I'm stressed out, I smell dreadful. I guess it's a 'don't eat me!' stink.

Probably the biggest downside of anosmia for me has been not being able to smell my own BO. Mostly for practical reasons, but sometimes it would be nice to get reacquainted w/ my scent.

its totally true for me that when im stressed my BO is gnarly. why is that!

Popped a goiter (or something like one).

That's not very much i.

It was a pus/blood fusion extravaganza!

that wasn't a goiter

I was a little concerned when he said he popped a goiter! o_O

popped a goiter? I'm sweatin!

I slipped on my stairs in the house on saturday and whacked my elbow. It has one weird spot where if I touch it, it goes nuts and has a stabby burning feel. However, I have full range of movement and no swelling or bruising so I'm assuming it's _fine_.

Had an injury like that on my elbow after a bike spill last year, ignored it, it was prone to internal infection (no external cut even at start) and healed with a red lump :(

I'll give it a few more days before I consult with the medical experts

incoming

Should definitely see a doctor, then.

Shit so hard my ears honest to god popped

lmao

Shit so hard my ears honest to god pooped

― lorde othering (darraghmac), Sunday, December 22, 2013 3:57 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 176.61.105.219] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this slightly stale organic lucky charms cereal is really good after alcohol-induced vomiting

are the marshmallows vegan or are they regular gelatin-based ones?

calling to schedule my first-ever colonoscopy today. Has to be in a few weeks so I'm not collecting my pee and caca at the same time.

Yeah, my next checkup is in March and my dr.'s going to say "Hey, you turned 50! Guess what part of you I want explored!"

I wonder if u get a simultaneous endoscopy, they'd click when they meet inside

I wonder if the camera-pill is available in these parts yet.

'south of the Mason-Dixon line'

afaik the pill-cam is no substitute for the real thing

I've had, like, a dozen colonoscopies. They're easy.

The difficult part is the prep. Just make sure your iPad's charged.

I don't have one.

stock the bathroom with good reading material, then

Bring an issue of Pinups so you can make pretend

I am hopeful about salvaging the rest of Christmas Eve; eight hours of sleep and two massive shits will do that for you.

I have made an exciting discovery about the kind of scaly patch of follicles I have on the back of my inner thigh (possibly keratosis pilaris since you didn't ask), which is that if I sit cross-legged the hollow forms a resonant chamber and scratching my bare leg-scales results in a noise not unlike those wooden frogs whose backs make a ribbiting noise

this could be the start of a beautiful new career

whoa! I have recurring bouts of keratosis pilaris also and to date they have not had the value-add of producing acoustic phenomena. kudos!

Maybe you're evolving into a katydid.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridulation

I ate sooooooo much Ethiopian today (meat combo platter) and my poop was so strange and stinky

being sick "at both ends" for the first 6 days of the year = fucking awesome

I have made an exciting discovery about the kind of scaly patch of follicles I have on the back of my inner thigh (possibly keratosis pilaris since you didn't ask), which is that if I sit cross-legged the hollow forms a resonant chamber and scratching my bare leg-scales results in a noise not unlike those wooden frogs whose backs make a ribbiting noise

this could be the start of a beautiful new career

― not a player-hater i just hate a lot (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, January 5, 2014 11:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Love this. Love you, aps!

I did a lot of dishes over the weekend and appear to have lizard skin on one hand now

oh btw no puking here, just congestion to go with the gastric distress, so not classic SaBE.

i'm stressed to the max, i've got hella PMS, and i'm freezing

What you need is a manicure. But that's what I always say.

Some hot towel wraps, a hand massage, and some glitter.

ehhhh i'd settle for a bath and some loud music

but if someone wanted to give me a glittery manicure while i'm in the bath and talk to me over the loud music i guess that would be ideal

here's a question for the middle-aged men:

when a doctor gives you a prostate exam, is it supposed to feel like he is attempting to use your prostate to frantically buzz in on a game show?

Why don't people hang out in bathrooms more? No scratch that, why are bath tubs in the bathroom and not in someplace you don't put the toilet? Like say the bedroom. Or the library.

http://i.imgur.com/Xb9DMl5.jpg

yeeeeeeeeeeees
man i am dying
get me out of here

Yes, Dan, of course. Were you not privvy to that info, man?!