My gauge for telling that I'm eating pretty well is that the flatulence is of consistent, liberating quality.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 November 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link
kind of reveling in my B.O. atm?
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 November 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link
better than reveling in your b.m.
― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:13 (ten years ago) link
lord almighty
― how's life, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:14 (ten years ago) link
heyooo
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 November 2013 06:40 (ten years ago) link
i revel in my b.o. every third day.
― I have a friend who works at Kroger (Matt P), Saturday, 9 November 2013 07:29 (ten years ago) link
i like my bo tbh
― bored of Canada (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 9 November 2013 14:37 (ten years ago) link
I like my BO today, due a shower, but I've been relaxed and happy. When I'm stressed out, I smell dreadful. I guess it's a 'don't eat me!' stink.
― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Saturday, 9 November 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
Probably the biggest downside of anosmia for me has been not being able to smell my own BO. Mostly for practical reasons, but sometimes it would be nice to get reacquainted w/ my scent.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 9 November 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link
its totally true for me that when im stressed my BO is gnarly. why is that!
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 10 November 2013 04:01 (ten years ago) link
Popped a goiter (or something like one).
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 08:07 (ten years ago) link
That's not very much i.
― giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 09:31 (ten years ago) link
It was a pus/blood fusion extravaganza!
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link
that wasn't a goiter
― gbx, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link
I was a little concerned when he said he popped a goiter! o_O
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:14 (ten years ago) link
popped a goiter? I'm sweatin!
― mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
I slipped on my stairs in the house on saturday and whacked my elbow. It has one weird spot where if I touch it, it goes nuts and has a stabby burning feel. However, I have full range of movement and no swelling or bruising so I'm assuming it's _fine_.
― mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link
Had an injury like that on my elbow after a bike spill last year, ignored it, it was prone to internal infection (no external cut even at start) and healed with a red lump :(
― Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
I'll give it a few more days before I consult with the medical experts
― mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
incoming
― lorde othering (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:19 (ten years ago) link
Should definitely see a doctor, then.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
Shit so hard my ears honest to god popped
― lorde othering (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
lmao
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 22 December 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
Shit so hard my ears honest to god pooped― lorde othering (darraghmac), Sunday, December 22, 2013 3:57 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 176.61.105.219] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lorde othering (darraghmac), Sunday, December 22, 2013 3:57 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 176.61.105.219] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 December 2013 14:04 (ten years ago) link
this slightly stale organic lucky charms cereal is really good after alcohol-induced vomiting
― people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Monday, 23 December 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link
are the marshmallows vegan or are they regular gelatin-based ones?
― mh, Monday, 23 December 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link
calling to schedule my first-ever colonoscopy today. Has to be in a few weeks so I'm not collecting my pee and caca at the same time.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 December 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, my next checkup is in March and my dr.'s going to say "Hey, you turned 50! Guess what part of you I want explored!"
― millions now living will never kick out the jams (WilliamC), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
I wonder if u get a simultaneous endoscopy, they'd click when they meet inside
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:20 (ten years ago) link
I wonder if the camera-pill is available in these parts yet.
― millions now living will never kick out the jams (WilliamC), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link
'south of the Mason-Dixon line'
― that's you, that is (snoball), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:55 (ten years ago) link
afaik the pill-cam is no substitute for the real thing
― gbx, Monday, 23 December 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
I've had, like, a dozen colonoscopies. They're easy.
The difficult part is the prep. Just make sure your iPad's charged.
― pplains, Monday, 23 December 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link
I don't have one.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 December 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link
stock the bathroom with good reading material, then
― mh, Monday, 23 December 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link
Bring an issue of Pinups so you can make pretend
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 December 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link
I am hopeful about salvaging the rest of Christmas Eve; eight hours of sleep and two massive shits will do that for you.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 December 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
I have made an exciting discovery about the kind of scaly patch of follicles I have on the back of my inner thigh (possibly keratosis pilaris since you didn't ask), which is that if I sit cross-legged the hollow forms a resonant chamber and scratching my bare leg-scales results in a noise not unlike those wooden frogs whose backs make a ribbiting noise
this could be the start of a beautiful new career
― not a player-hater i just hate a lot (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 5 January 2014 23:28 (ten years ago) link
whoa! I have recurring bouts of keratosis pilaris also and to date they have not had the value-add of producing acoustic phenomena. kudos!
― how's life, Monday, 6 January 2014 00:05 (ten years ago) link
Maybe you're evolving into a katydid.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stridulation
― Plasmon, Monday, 6 January 2014 00:06 (ten years ago) link
I ate sooooooo much Ethiopian today (meat combo platter) and my poop was so strange and stinky
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 6 January 2014 04:11 (ten years ago) link
being sick "at both ends" for the first 6 days of the year = fucking awesome
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link
― not a player-hater i just hate a lot (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, January 5, 2014 11:28 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Love this. Love you, aps!
― Horreur! What are this disassociated lumps of (in orbit), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:18 (ten years ago) link
I did a lot of dishes over the weekend and appear to have lizard skin on one hand now
― mh, Monday, 6 January 2014 16:22 (ten years ago) link
oh btw no puking here, just congestion to go with the gastric distress, so not classic SaBE.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 January 2014 16:27 (ten years ago) link
i'm stressed to the max, i've got hella PMS, and i'm freezing
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:16 (ten years ago) link
What you need is a manicure. But that's what I always say.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link
Some hot towel wraps, a hand massage, and some glitter.
― Orson Wellies (in orbit), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:19 (ten years ago) link
ehhhh i'd settle for a bath and some loud music
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link
but if someone wanted to give me a glittery manicure while i'm in the bath and talk to me over the loud music i guess that would be ideal
― mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 24 January 2014 22:24 (ten years ago) link