I thought I'd already posted this, but I searched the thread and apparently not.
One night I got up to pee and I saw that my fingers were red and a sticky, like they were coated w/ half-dried blood. I assumed my penis was bleeding, so I panicked and thoroughly examined it. To my relief, it only had a little of the substance on it from where I'd touched it while peeing. After checking the rest of my body and finding no blood, I remembered that I'd gone to bed drunk after eating these chips and not washing my hands.
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― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, August 26, 2013 8:20 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Ctrl+F my barbeque sauce story
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 26 August 2013 18:40 (twelve years ago)
^this post is the only ctrl-f result for "barb" in this thread. Fortunately.
― how's life, Monday, 26 August 2013 18:59 (twelve years ago)
i haven't had hemorrhoids in like 10 years and now it is like buttpocalypse and i am a sad panda
butt pillows are so depressing.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:47 (twelve years ago)
^^^^raiders season preview
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:50 (twelve years ago)
lol way to kick a girl while she's down
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:52 (twelve years ago)
was gonna suggest that sting release a benefit single called 'sending our love to your butt' but i won't now, sorry
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:59 (twelve years ago)
no that wd cheer me up
make the call mookie
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 02:59 (twelve years ago)
should be an ilx thing tbh
special guest appearance by preparation haitch
― mookieproof, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 03:02 (twelve years ago)
looool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 03:15 (twelve years ago)
I haven't had any of those since I had ass surgery for something unrelated. Maybe everyone just needs a good asshole remodeling.
― mh, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 03:24 (twelve years ago)
i could live without the whole lower half of myself atm
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 03:29 (twelve years ago)
sorry you're having that kind of day :(
― mh, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 04:09 (twelve years ago)
thx
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 04:16 (twelve years ago)
I'm sorry. I have only had hemorrhoids once and it was an absolutely miserable time for me.
― how's life, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 08:37 (twelve years ago)
mookie yr killin me
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 09:20 (twelve years ago)
Dmac just called you a hemorrhoid, mookie. Kick his ass.
― pplains, Tuesday, 27 August 2013 11:26 (twelve years ago)
sitting in dr's waiting room, dreading this enounter
i wish palm readings could substitute for hemorrhoid inspections
fml x 1000
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 22:45 (twelve years ago)
these huge, impossibly sticky fucking wads of post-nasal drip that totally get stuck way back up in my throat and I'm practically choking on them. I have to try and work them loosen them up and ease them out via like, weird breathing exercises, and when I finally do manage to hork them up, it's like a damn kombucha scoby.
― how's life, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 15:15 (twelve years ago)
neti pot?
― *tera, Wednesday, 6 November 2013 22:34 (twelve years ago)
where to buy weed
― clouds, Thursday, 7 November 2013 14:27 (twelve years ago)
My gauge for telling that I'm eating pretty well is that the flatulence is of consistent, liberating quality.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 7 November 2013 14:56 (twelve years ago)
kind of reveling in my B.O. atm?
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 8 November 2013 19:06 (twelve years ago)
better than reveling in your b.m.
― mookieproof, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)
lord almighty
― how's life, Saturday, 9 November 2013 00:14 (twelve years ago)
heyooo
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Saturday, 9 November 2013 06:40 (twelve years ago)
i revel in my b.o. every third day.
― I have a friend who works at Kroger (Matt P), Saturday, 9 November 2013 07:29 (twelve years ago)
i like my bo tbh
― bored of Canada (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 9 November 2013 14:37 (twelve years ago)
I like my BO today, due a shower, but I've been relaxed and happy. When I'm stressed out, I smell dreadful. I guess it's a 'don't eat me!' stink.
― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Saturday, 9 November 2013 14:50 (twelve years ago)
Probably the biggest downside of anosmia for me has been not being able to smell my own BO. Mostly for practical reasons, but sometimes it would be nice to get reacquainted w/ my scent.
― disgruntled punter (Je55e), Saturday, 9 November 2013 17:37 (twelve years ago)
its totally true for me that when im stressed my BO is gnarly. why is that!
― 1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Sunday, 10 November 2013 04:01 (twelve years ago)
Popped a goiter (or something like one).
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 08:07 (twelve years ago)
That's not very much i.
― giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 09:31 (twelve years ago)
It was a pus/blood fusion extravaganza!
― Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 19:47 (twelve years ago)
that wasn't a goiter
― gbx, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)
I was a little concerned when he said he popped a goiter! o_O
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:14 (twelve years ago)
popped a goiter? I'm sweatin!
― mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:29 (twelve years ago)
I slipped on my stairs in the house on saturday and whacked my elbow. It has one weird spot where if I touch it, it goes nuts and has a stabby burning feel. However, I have full range of movement and no swelling or bruising so I'm assuming it's _fine_.
― mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:30 (twelve years ago)
Had an injury like that on my elbow after a bike spill last year, ignored it, it was prone to internal infection (no external cut even at start) and healed with a red lump :(
― Bigsam: flotsam and jetsam @ whetsam? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:41 (twelve years ago)
I'll give it a few more days before I consult with the medical experts
― mh, Tuesday, 17 December 2013 20:42 (twelve years ago)
incoming
― lorde othering (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:19 (twelve years ago)
Should definitely see a doctor, then.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:43 (twelve years ago)
Shit so hard my ears honest to god popped
― lorde othering (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 December 2013 20:57 (twelve years ago)
lmao
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Sunday, 22 December 2013 21:44 (twelve years ago)
Shit so hard my ears honest to god pooped― lorde othering (darraghmac), Sunday, December 22, 2013 3:57 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 176.61.105.219] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lorde othering (darraghmac), Sunday, December 22, 2013 3:57 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 176.61.105.219] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― queen bey backers (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 December 2013 14:04 (twelve years ago)
this slightly stale organic lucky charms cereal is really good after alcohol-induced vomiting
― people who care abt anti-hipster discourse (sarahell), Monday, 23 December 2013 14:16 (twelve years ago)
are the marshmallows vegan or are they regular gelatin-based ones?
― mh, Monday, 23 December 2013 15:45 (twelve years ago)
calling to schedule my first-ever colonoscopy today. Has to be in a few weeks so I'm not collecting my pee and caca at the same time.
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 December 2013 15:56 (twelve years ago)
Yeah, my next checkup is in March and my dr.'s going to say "Hey, you turned 50! Guess what part of you I want explored!"
― millions now living will never kick out the jams (WilliamC), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)
I wonder if u get a simultaneous endoscopy, they'd click when they meet inside
― eclectic husbandry (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:20 (twelve years ago)
I wonder if the camera-pill is available in these parts yet.
― millions now living will never kick out the jams (WilliamC), Monday, 23 December 2013 16:39 (twelve years ago)