apologized and said it was just from friction
Ah, high school.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Monday, 26 August 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)
Party in the USA: The ILX Gay Crushing on Other Gays Thread
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)
Party in the USA
I know when I'm not wanted...
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)
have not engaged in any watersports with the boyfriend but our new apartment has a spacious stall shower and there have been preliminary talks
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Monday, 26 August 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)
Was the roller coaster car on a roller coaster or like in the middle of a field or?
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 16:45 (twelve years ago)
but Stevie was like, well it's there, so why not use it
pvmic
― ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ (sic), Monday, 26 August 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)
No blind items itt
― s. cloverlandthug (The Reverend), Monday, 26 August 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)
On a roller coaster.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)
Rollercoaster of love boners
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
this is all wonderful
― homosexual II, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)
I'll only reveal the identity of one
like climbing the first hill on the bonercoaster and never dropping ;_;
― maven maven (Matt P), Monday, 26 August 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)
a burrito
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 22:33 (twelve years ago)
does the other one not frequent this thread or what
― mh, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)
banaka
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:02 (twelve years ago)
omg
― mh, Monday, 26 August 2013 23:04 (twelve years ago)
lmao
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:12 (twelve years ago)
can you at least describe the boner
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 12:43 (twelve years ago)
like did it prevent the safety bar from engaging properly
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 12:47 (twelve years ago)
they were jabbymoist, too, iirc
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)
humming 'jabby boners' to the tune of 'tiny bubbles'
and-a one, and-a two
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)
wait like we weren't even wearing pants?? Were we wearing SHIRTS??? Bcz shirts + no pants is like ultimate sexytime nagl imo
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)
porky pig style
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)
moist boners ;_;
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)
fast n' bulboustight also
― Rothko's Chicken and Waffles (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)
i dunno about 'moist' can we say 'dewy boners' instead
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)
humectant tumescents
― maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)
slick dicks
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)
"Dewy boners" is the kind of phrase I'd imagine turns up in Fifty Shades of Grey.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)
Everyone was fully dressed - Stevie, me, banaka, jay batman, Trayce, jaymc, deathdrone, carl agatha, etc.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)
lol
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)
haha oh phew. I got worried when I got this email from Je55e - "are you still readintg the gay tmi thread? b/c i dragged you into it."
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)
I was worried I'd end up with a cough drop in my asshole.
after momentary consideration i decided not to post "my penis" on the 'things you love about yourself' thread
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)
not because i don't love it tho
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)
now i want all of the posts in that thread to be autoreplaced with "my penis"
― maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:50 (twelve years ago)
I'd like you to meet my lawyers, Dewey Boner & Howe
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 03:39 (twelve years ago)
and how!
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 10:59 (twelve years ago)
So, it seems that apple cider vinegar is "the" best way to treat an itchy asshole
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:57 (twelve years ago)
that stuff's just great for everything!
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:14 (twelve years ago)
No. It is hell when it gets in your eyes
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:28 (twelve years ago)
would that be topically or internally administered?
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:28 (twelve years ago)
you soak a cotton ball, lay it on the blossom and clench
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:44 (twelve years ago)
omft @ "lay it on the blossom and clench"
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:11 (twelve years ago)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1sqn1WqBF1r8cw67o1_400.jpg
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 15:15 (twelve years ago)
apple blossom time
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 August 2013 23:47 (twelve years ago)
How is it that I love every aspect of bottoming except for the whole having a dick in your ass one? :(
― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:06 (twelve years ago)
I'm totally incompetent at taking dick and it's distressing.
I love every aspect of another guy bottoming.
― Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:07 (twelve years ago)
does it hurt? or like
― funny and lolexander (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 11 April 2014 20:24 (twelve years ago)
Yeahhhh. Using fingers or a smaller toy is very pleasurable but a D is just too much.
― steendriver dysphoria hoos (The Reverend), Friday, 11 April 2014 21:25 (twelve years ago)