what's happening to our borad TMI

If those chips were doing their job, then when you examined your penis it should've started hurting on contact, thus intensifying your panic.

Reminds me of the guy who visits the doctor because his dick is turning orange.

Doctor asks, What are your hobbies? And he replies Eating Cheetos and watching porn.

je55e irl

whenever i see red in the bowl like that i just say to myself damn, my ass just laid down some funky beets

you see red in the bowl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dh79Ggx9Js

I thought I'd already posted this, but I searched the thread and apparently not.

One night I got up to pee and I saw that my fingers were red and a sticky, like they were coated w/ half-dried blood. I assumed my penis was bleeding, so I panicked and thoroughly examined it. To my relief, it only had a little of the substance on it from where I'd touched it while peeing. After checking the rest of my body and finding no blood, I remembered that I'd gone to bed drunk after eating these chips and not washing my hands.

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5512/9599573574_b85b157c0c_n.jpg

― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, August 26, 2013 8:20 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ctrl+F my barbeque sauce story

^this post is the only ctrl-f result for "barb" in this thread. Fortunately.

i haven't had hemorrhoids in like 10 years and now it is like buttpocalypse and i am a sad panda

butt pillows are so depressing.

^^^^raiders season preview

lol way to kick a girl while she's down

was gonna suggest that sting release a benefit single called 'sending our love to your butt' but i won't now, sorry

no that wd cheer me up

make the call mookie

should be an ilx thing tbh

special guest appearance by preparation haitch

looool

I haven't had any of those since I had ass surgery for something unrelated. Maybe everyone just needs a good asshole remodeling.

i could live without the whole lower half of myself atm

sorry you're having that kind of day :(

thx

I'm sorry. I have only had hemorrhoids once and it was an absolutely miserable time for me.

mookie yr killin me

Dmac just called you a hemorrhoid, mookie. Kick his ass.

sitting in dr's waiting room, dreading this enounter

i wish palm readings could substitute for hemorrhoid inspections

fml x 1000

these huge, impossibly sticky fucking wads of post-nasal drip that totally get stuck way back up in my throat and I'm practically choking on them. I have to try and work them loosen them up and ease them out via like, weird breathing exercises, and when I finally do manage to hork them up, it's like a damn kombucha scoby.

neti pot?

where to buy weed

My gauge for telling that I'm eating pretty well is that the flatulence is of consistent, liberating quality.

kind of reveling in my B.O. atm?

better than reveling in your b.m.

lord almighty

heyooo

i revel in my b.o. every third day.

i like my bo tbh

I like my BO today, due a shower, but I've been relaxed and happy. When I'm stressed out, I smell dreadful. I guess it's a 'don't eat me!' stink.

Probably the biggest downside of anosmia for me has been not being able to smell my own BO. Mostly for practical reasons, but sometimes it would be nice to get reacquainted w/ my scent.

its totally true for me that when im stressed my BO is gnarly. why is that!

Popped a goiter (or something like one).

That's not very much i.

It was a pus/blood fusion extravaganza!

that wasn't a goiter

I was a little concerned when he said he popped a goiter! o_O

popped a goiter? I'm sweatin!

I slipped on my stairs in the house on saturday and whacked my elbow. It has one weird spot where if I touch it, it goes nuts and has a stabby burning feel. However, I have full range of movement and no swelling or bruising so I'm assuming it's _fine_.

Had an injury like that on my elbow after a bike spill last year, ignored it, it was prone to internal infection (no external cut even at start) and healed with a red lump :(

I'll give it a few more days before I consult with the medical experts

incoming

Should definitely see a doctor, then.

Shit so hard my ears honest to god popped

lmao

Shit so hard my ears honest to god pooped

― lorde othering (darraghmac), Sunday, December 22, 2013 3:57 PM (Yesterday) [IP: 176.61.105.219] Bookmark Flag Post Permalink