ok, so I met a dude who looks vaguely like Minnie Riperton and clawed his fingernails my frenulum for several hours while his mom was watching tv in the next room ¯\(°_o)/¯
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 09:49 (twelve years ago)
I had to look up "frenulum."
I suppose it's another way of 'loving you.'
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 August 2013 11:53 (twelve years ago)
I guess what I was trying to say is I was on the receiving end of my first real BDSM experience and it completely turnt me the fuck out. Subspace is real, y'all.
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)
I had carnal knowledge with a person called Dogboy today
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:45 (twelve years ago)
I accidentally scratched him like really hard a lot and pissed in his mouth
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:46 (twelve years ago)
I mean, the scratching was accidental; the pissing was p deliberate
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:47 (twelve years ago)
And then we took a shower and went on an art-date to the Hirshhorn and talked about Donald Judd and Ai Weiwei and the use of indirect lighting in the Washington Metro stations. Best day!!
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:51 (twelve years ago)
getting closer to doo doo in here. i wanna order my boyfriend around but since we only seem to have sex monthly.......
― maven maven (Matt P), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:52 (twelve years ago)
that doo-doo that you do do
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:55 (twelve years ago)
Had a sex-ish dream about two ILXors. I'll only reveal the identity of one (S.D.). We were all packed in a roller coaster car in New Jersey and both of the others had boners, but the one who was not Stevie apologized and said it was just from friction, but Stevie was like, well it's there, so why not use it. I woke up before it was put to use.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 12:30 (twelve years ago)
!
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Monday, 26 August 2013 13:15 (twelve years ago)
apologized and said it was just from friction
Ah, high school.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Monday, 26 August 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)
Party in the USA: The ILX Gay Crushing on Other Gays Thread
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)
Party in the USA
I know when I'm not wanted...
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)
have not engaged in any watersports with the boyfriend but our new apartment has a spacious stall shower and there have been preliminary talks
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Monday, 26 August 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)
Was the roller coaster car on a roller coaster or like in the middle of a field or?
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 16:45 (twelve years ago)
but Stevie was like, well it's there, so why not use it
pvmic
― ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ (sic), Monday, 26 August 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)
No blind items itt
― s. cloverlandthug (The Reverend), Monday, 26 August 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)
On a roller coaster.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)
Rollercoaster of love boners
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
this is all wonderful
― homosexual II, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)
I'll only reveal the identity of one
like climbing the first hill on the bonercoaster and never dropping ;_;
― maven maven (Matt P), Monday, 26 August 2013 22:10 (twelve years ago)
a burrito
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 22:33 (twelve years ago)
does the other one not frequent this thread or what
― mh, Monday, 26 August 2013 22:43 (twelve years ago)
banaka
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:02 (twelve years ago)
omg
― mh, Monday, 26 August 2013 23:04 (twelve years ago)
lmao
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Monday, 26 August 2013 23:12 (twelve years ago)
can you at least describe the boner
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 12:43 (twelve years ago)
like did it prevent the safety bar from engaging properly
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 12:47 (twelve years ago)
they were jabbymoist, too, iirc
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:42 (twelve years ago)
humming 'jabby boners' to the tune of 'tiny bubbles'
and-a one, and-a two
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 16:46 (twelve years ago)
wait like we weren't even wearing pants?? Were we wearing SHIRTS??? Bcz shirts + no pants is like ultimate sexytime nagl imo
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:05 (twelve years ago)
porky pig style
― ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 17:06 (twelve years ago)
moist boners ;_;
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:06 (twelve years ago)
fast n' bulboustight also
― Rothko's Chicken and Waffles (donna rouge), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:07 (twelve years ago)
i dunno about 'moist' can we say 'dewy boners' instead
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:41 (twelve years ago)
humectant tumescents
― maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:44 (twelve years ago)
slick dicks
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 18:58 (twelve years ago)
"Dewy boners" is the kind of phrase I'd imagine turns up in Fifty Shades of Grey.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:11 (twelve years ago)
Everyone was fully dressed - Stevie, me, banaka, jay batman, Trayce, jaymc, deathdrone, carl agatha, etc.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:29 (twelve years ago)
lol
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 19:34 (twelve years ago)
haha oh phew. I got worried when I got this email from Je55e - "are you still readintg the gay tmi thread? b/c i dragged you into it."
― Lawyer... SUAVE... (carl agatha), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:25 (twelve years ago)
I was worried I'd end up with a cough drop in my asshole.
after momentary consideration i decided not to post "my penis" on the 'things you love about yourself' thread
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:33 (twelve years ago)
not because i don't love it tho
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:47 (twelve years ago)
now i want all of the posts in that thread to be autoreplaced with "my penis"
― maven maven (Matt P), Tuesday, 27 August 2013 20:50 (twelve years ago)
I'd like you to meet my lawyers, Dewey Boner & Howe
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 03:39 (twelve years ago)
and how!
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 10:59 (twelve years ago)
So, it seems that apple cider vinegar is "the" best way to treat an itchy asshole
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 12:57 (twelve years ago)
that stuff's just great for everything!
― how's life, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 13:14 (twelve years ago)