what's happening to our borad TMI

tmi?

lil bit

;)

YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PUTTING JIZZ IN YOUR EYES WITH AN EYE DROPPER FFS

Not all of us wanted to go that route, if I recall correctly.

I suppose, when you look at it that way, it is a little much huh. Ban yerman.

thanks thread, I am now mentally recomposing "Just a Spoonful of Sugar" from Mary Poppins and I hate you all

I just wanted to express a little empathy for the ladies.

I've never heard of a lady using an eyedropper.

Oh man, I was just thinking you'd deposit it with an eyedropper or a measuring spoon or something, but there you go.

― how's life, Monday, July 1, 2013 3:14 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHbF-6Yenc0

Like this? Watch from 2:15

This woman actually tasted ejaculate from a sporty guy, a smoker, fruit eater and neutral. Welcome to Dutch public broadcasting :-(

She liked the taste of the fruit eater's best btw. The End.

But dylan, did you get it IN your eye? If you did and it didn't burn, you may be of great value to science.

- postin from a hot bath. Sup.

that guy behind cum-tasting lady is doing the scientist equivalent of pretending he doesn't know she's tasting cum (except that one time in sample #3 iirc)

I couldn't watch that, which is confusing. Cum should not be guzzled for any purpose, I guess.

xp darragh like you're in a bath house naked? With other people? And you're not cruising for gay sex? How does this work?

Or do you just mean "hot bath" like in your bathroom. That's lame. For some reason I equated "hot bath" with like "Turkish bath"

Oh you

i assumed he meant a sauna type thing?

so

sunburnt knees are not conducive to all manner of activities huh

just keep going at it until friction burns off the sunburn

oh, i did ;_;

tbh I was puzzled over two streaks of blood on the sheet one time till I realized I'd skinned both elbows

WAHT??

Naked & eating crackers--it was the only way this day could end.

crackers AND nudity that is just too much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-ee8SO47Sc

I'm pooping.

holy shit I have cancer or must have perforated my colon some how - oh wait i had beets for two days in a row

ahhhhh i too have felt the terror of forgotten beets

Colored shits are always terrifying for a second or two

Read that as "colored shirts", was wondering

Actually a solid white shit would scare the, um, something out of me.

my turds are surprisingly buoyant these days fwiw, it's like 3 flushes minimum. annoying! get it together, poops!

xp: had something like that happen once after a huge sushi binge.

gah, i can't believe i just posted that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CTAud5O7Qqk

Pretty much the conversation I had with my wife in 2007.

PP: Well, I guess it's either cancer or I ate too many beets.

SS: You hate beets!

PP: Goddammit.

lol

I love beets so I guess I'll never get colorectal cancer. Yay, me!

I don't eat beets, but I ate way too many Twizzlers once.

I thought I'd already posted this, but I searched the thread and apparently not.

One night I got up to pee and I saw that my fingers were red and a sticky, like they were coated w/ half-dried blood. I assumed my penis was bleeding, so I panicked and thoroughly examined it. To my relief, it only had a little of the substance on it from where I'd touched it while peeing. After checking the rest of my body and finding no blood, I remembered that I'd gone to bed drunk after eating these chips and not washing my hands.

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5512/9599573574_b85b157c0c_n.jpg

If those chips were doing their job, then when you examined your penis it should've started hurting on contact, thus intensifying your panic.

Reminds me of the guy who visits the doctor because his dick is turning orange.

Doctor asks, What are your hobbies? And he replies Eating Cheetos and watching porn.

je55e irl

whenever i see red in the bowl like that i just say to myself damn, my ass just laid down some funky beets

you see red in the bowl?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dh79Ggx9Js

I thought I'd already posted this, but I searched the thread and apparently not.

One night I got up to pee and I saw that my fingers were red and a sticky, like they were coated w/ half-dried blood. I assumed my penis was bleeding, so I panicked and thoroughly examined it. To my relief, it only had a little of the substance on it from where I'd touched it while peeing. After checking the rest of my body and finding no blood, I remembered that I'd gone to bed drunk after eating these chips and not washing my hands.

http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5512/9599573574_b85b157c0c_n.jpg

― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, August 26, 2013 8:20 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ctrl+F my barbeque sauce story

^this post is the only ctrl-f result for "barb" in this thread. Fortunately.

i haven't had hemorrhoids in like 10 years and now it is like buttpocalypse and i am a sad panda

butt pillows are so depressing.