what's happening to our borad TMI

I have a short distance when I masturbate, but long distance and copious fluid when I'm with someone.

Depends? Hit the ceiling during a standing handjob before (first second party orgasm iirc)

xp - Makes sense. Being with another = more aroused than when alone = more slippery fluid from cowper's gland lining the urethra = more distance. Along with its anti-acidic properties, this promotes reprodutive function. Which is why NI > AI using samples obtained at sperm bank restrooms if trying to become pregnant.

The cowper's gland! Of course!

this biology stuff explains so much....

I fucking love fucking science.

Maybe it's my complete lack of cowper's fluid (pre-cum) that accounts for my dribbling.

Before we first had sex, my first boyfriend refused to believe that I never ever produced pre-cum, but 4 years later I'd proved him wrong, so mission accomplished.

despite the common terminology, isn't there way more of this fluid afterward then before? Or is it just me?

It comes and goes

Being with another = more aroused than when alone

well, speak for yerself.

ho boy, baby made some boom-booms tonight...

TLI

I basically recreated the cover of Sweet Sixteen by Royal Trux in my own toilet a couple times this evening.

I've heard that hurts really bad! Should I pour a little in my own eye, just to find out?

how's life wrote this at 2013-06-18 10:43:24.000

Forgot top try this.

when i was thirteen-ish, i did an experiment where i brought myself to near-climax then positioned myself lying on my back with my hips resting on the wall above me and gave myself a full-on facial blast, then i went and looked at myself in the bathroom mirror. no burning. i'm not sure i'd recommend it but there you go.

what did you used to look like tmi

Oh man, I was just thinking you'd deposit it with an eyedropper or a measuring spoon or something, but there you go.

Hipster spunk

guys

. . .

tmi?

lil bit

;)

YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PUTTING JIZZ IN YOUR EYES WITH AN EYE DROPPER FFS

Not all of us wanted to go that route, if I recall correctly.

I suppose, when you look at it that way, it is a little much huh. Ban yerman.

thanks thread, I am now mentally recomposing "Just a Spoonful of Sugar" from Mary Poppins and I hate you all

I just wanted to express a little empathy for the ladies.

I've never heard of a lady using an eyedropper.

Oh man, I was just thinking you'd deposit it with an eyedropper or a measuring spoon or something, but there you go.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHbF-6Yenc0

Like this? Watch from 2:15

This woman actually tasted ejaculate from a sporty guy, a smoker, fruit eater and neutral. Welcome to Dutch public broadcasting :-(

She liked the taste of the fruit eater's best btw. The End.

But dylan, did you get it IN your eye? If you did and it didn't burn, you may be of great value to science.

- postin from a hot bath. Sup.

that guy behind cum-tasting lady is doing the scientist equivalent of pretending he doesn't know she's tasting cum (except that one time in sample #3 iirc)

I couldn't watch that, which is confusing. Cum should not be guzzled for any purpose, I guess.

xp darragh like you're in a bath house naked? With other people? And you're not cruising for gay sex? How does this work?

Or do you just mean "hot bath" like in your bathroom. That's lame. For some reason I equated "hot bath" with like "Turkish bath"

Oh you

i assumed he meant a sauna type thing?

so

sunburnt knees are not conducive to all manner of activities huh

just keep going at it until friction burns off the sunburn

oh, i did ;_;

tbh I was puzzled over two streaks of blood on the sheet one time till I realized I'd skinned both elbows

WAHT??

Naked & eating crackers--it was the only way this day could end.

crackers AND nudity that is just too much

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-ee8SO47Sc

I'm pooping.

holy shit I have cancer or must have perforated my colon some how - oh wait i had beets for two days in a row

ahhhhh i too have felt the terror of forgotten beets

Colored shits are always terrifying for a second or two

Read that as "colored shirts", was wondering