I feel like I'm two days into a two-week sexual yellow card.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link
I've heard that hurts really bad! Should I pour a little in my own eye, just to find out?
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 10:43 (ten years ago) link
yes. every man should understand the risks first-hand.
milo, that's some impressive distance. you should consider try-outs for the pros.
― Je55e, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:13 (ten years ago) link
That's happened me, but i wasnt as lucky to hit somebody else '&'
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link
lol
― how's life, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link
Didn't know you were Catholic, milo.
― pplains, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 15:16 (ten years ago) link
Is a shot in the eye part of Communion now?
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
now?
― educate yourself to this reality (sunny successor), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:00 (ten years ago) link
oh god they're both here with the humor
― mh, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
first event for the TMI Olympics
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link
I can understand ball shaving, but I do not get chest shaving. Chest hair is hot. That is all.
― homosexual II, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 20:37 (ten years ago) link
that's all? oh
― terbil truths (electricsound), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link
open up your loving eyes, watch out here I cum
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 07:34 (ten years ago) link
I have never gotten jizz in my eye before but I know I've gotten it in someone else's at least once (though I can't remember who or when). It doesn't seem that hard to uh "go the distance" though so to speak; I'm kind of surprised I've never had a mishap myself.
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 07:43 (ten years ago) link
I read somewhere that a study (Masters & Johnson? Kinsey?) said that the majority of men dribble rather than shoot. I'm in the majority, so I am impressed by any distance beyond one or two inches.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 10:23 (ten years ago) link
I have a short distance when I masturbate, but long distance and copious fluid when I'm with someone.
― how's life, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link
Depends? Hit the ceiling during a standing handjob before (first second party orgasm iirc)
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link
xp - Makes sense. Being with another = more aroused than when alone = more slippery fluid from cowper's gland lining the urethra = more distance. Along with its anti-acidic properties, this promotes reprodutive function. Which is why NI > AI using samples obtained at sperm bank restrooms if trying to become pregnant.
― Lee626, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link
The cowper's gland! Of course!
― how's life, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:06 (ten years ago) link
this biology stuff explains so much....
― Lee626, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:19 (ten years ago) link
I fucking love fucking science.
― WilliamC, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:39 (ten years ago) link
Maybe it's my complete lack of cowper's fluid (pre-cum) that accounts for my dribbling.
Before we first had sex, my first boyfriend refused to believe that I never ever produced pre-cum, but 4 years later I'd proved him wrong, so mission accomplished.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:52 (ten years ago) link
despite the common terminology, isn't there way more of this fluid afterward then before? Or is it just me?
― Lee626, Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:55 (ten years ago) link
It comes and goes
― should we bin tapping? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link
Being with another = more aroused than when alone
well, speak for yerself.
― ballin' from Maine to Mexico (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 19 June 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
ho boy, baby made some boom-booms tonight...
― Mr. Mojo Readin' (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 July 2013 03:18 (ten years ago) link
TLI
― szarkasm (schlump), Monday, 1 July 2013 03:41 (ten years ago) link
I basically recreated the cover of Sweet Sixteen by Royal Trux in my own toilet a couple times this evening.
― Mr. Mojo Readin' (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 1 July 2013 07:04 (ten years ago) link
I've heard that hurts really bad! Should I pour a little in my own eye, just to find out?how's life wrote this at 2013-06-18 10:43:24.000
how's life wrote this at 2013-06-18 10:43:24.000
Forgot top try this.
― how's life, Monday, 1 July 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link
when i was thirteen-ish, i did an experiment where i brought myself to near-climax then positioned myself lying on my back with my hips resting on the wall above me and gave myself a full-on facial blast, then i went and looked at myself in the bathroom mirror. no burning. i'm not sure i'd recommend it but there you go.
― dylannn, Monday, 1 July 2013 12:23 (ten years ago) link
what did you used to look like tmi
― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Monday, 1 July 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link
Oh man, I was just thinking you'd deposit it with an eyedropper or a measuring spoon or something, but there you go.
― how's life, Monday, 1 July 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link
Hipster spunk
― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Monday, 1 July 2013 13:19 (ten years ago) link
guys
. . .
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 1 July 2013 13:30 (ten years ago) link
tmi?
― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Monday, 1 July 2013 13:50 (ten years ago) link
lil bit
;)
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 1 July 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PUTTING JIZZ IN YOUR EYES WITH AN EYE DROPPER FFS
― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 1 July 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link
Not all of us wanted to go that route, if I recall correctly.
― how's life, Monday, 1 July 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link
I suppose, when you look at it that way, it is a little much huh. Ban yerman.
― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Monday, 1 July 2013 13:56 (ten years ago) link
thanks thread, I am now mentally recomposing "Just a Spoonful of Sugar" from Mary Poppins and I hate you all
― big black nemesis, Puya chilensis (DJP), Monday, 1 July 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link
I just wanted to express a little empathy for the ladies.
― how's life, Monday, 1 July 2013 14:35 (ten years ago) link
I've never heard of a lady using an eyedropper.
― pplains, Monday, 1 July 2013 16:17 (ten years ago) link
― how's life, Monday, July 1, 2013 3:14 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHbF-6Yenc0
Like this? Watch from 2:15
This woman actually tasted ejaculate from a sporty guy, a smoker, fruit eater and neutral. Welcome to Dutch public broadcasting :-(
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 1 July 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link
She liked the taste of the fruit eater's best btw. The End.
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 1 July 2013 16:26 (ten years ago) link
But dylan, did you get it IN your eye? If you did and it didn't burn, you may be of great value to science.
― Je55e, Monday, 1 July 2013 19:08 (ten years ago) link
- postin from a hot bath. Sup.
― dj hollingsworth vs dj perry (darraghmac), Monday, 1 July 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
that guy behind cum-tasting lady is doing the scientist equivalent of pretending he doesn't know she's tasting cum (except that one time in sample #3 iirc)
― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 1 July 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link
I couldn't watch that, which is confusing. Cum should not be guzzled for any purpose, I guess.
― Je55e, Wednesday, 3 July 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link
xp darragh like you're in a bath house naked? With other people? And you're not cruising for gay sex? How does this work?
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 16:03 (ten years ago) link
Or do you just mean "hot bath" like in your bathroom. That's lame. For some reason I equated "hot bath" with like "Turkish bath"
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 3 July 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link