what's happening to our borad TMI

This zit that is in the process of erupting between my eyebrows is giving me a headache. It's hard to the touch. Feels like a little horn growing right there. I want to cry.

Slipped out of my gf at the moment of orgasm and (accidentally!) managed to arc it directly into her left eye. Climaxing is sullied when you're immediately reaching for a t-shirt and apologizing profusely.

I feel like I'm two days into a two-week sexual yellow card.

I've heard that hurts really bad! Should I pour a little in my own eye, just to find out?

yes. every man should understand the risks first-hand.

milo, that's some impressive distance. you should consider try-outs for the pros.

That's happened me, but i wasnt as lucky to hit somebody else '&'

lol

Didn't know you were Catholic, milo.

Is a shot in the eye part of Communion now?

now?

oh god they're both here with the humor

first event for the TMI Olympics

I can understand ball shaving, but I do not get chest shaving. Chest hair is hot. That is all.

that's all? oh

open up your loving eyes, watch out here I cum

I have never gotten jizz in my eye before but I know I've gotten it in someone else's at least once (though I can't remember who or when). It doesn't seem that hard to uh "go the distance" though so to speak; I'm kind of surprised I've never had a mishap myself.

I read somewhere that a study (Masters & Johnson? Kinsey?) said that the majority of men dribble rather than shoot. I'm in the majority, so I am impressed by any distance beyond one or two inches.

I have a short distance when I masturbate, but long distance and copious fluid when I'm with someone.

Depends? Hit the ceiling during a standing handjob before (first second party orgasm iirc)

xp - Makes sense. Being with another = more aroused than when alone = more slippery fluid from cowper's gland lining the urethra = more distance. Along with its anti-acidic properties, this promotes reprodutive function. Which is why NI > AI using samples obtained at sperm bank restrooms if trying to become pregnant.

The cowper's gland! Of course!

this biology stuff explains so much....

I fucking love fucking science.

Maybe it's my complete lack of cowper's fluid (pre-cum) that accounts for my dribbling.

Before we first had sex, my first boyfriend refused to believe that I never ever produced pre-cum, but 4 years later I'd proved him wrong, so mission accomplished.

despite the common terminology, isn't there way more of this fluid afterward then before? Or is it just me?

It comes and goes

Being with another = more aroused than when alone

well, speak for yerself.

ho boy, baby made some boom-booms tonight...

TLI

I basically recreated the cover of Sweet Sixteen by Royal Trux in my own toilet a couple times this evening.

I've heard that hurts really bad! Should I pour a little in my own eye, just to find out?

how's life wrote this at 2013-06-18 10:43:24.000

Forgot top try this.

when i was thirteen-ish, i did an experiment where i brought myself to near-climax then positioned myself lying on my back with my hips resting on the wall above me and gave myself a full-on facial blast, then i went and looked at myself in the bathroom mirror. no burning. i'm not sure i'd recommend it but there you go.

what did you used to look like tmi

Oh man, I was just thinking you'd deposit it with an eyedropper or a measuring spoon or something, but there you go.

Hipster spunk

guys

. . .

tmi?

lil bit

;)

YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PUTTING JIZZ IN YOUR EYES WITH AN EYE DROPPER FFS

Not all of us wanted to go that route, if I recall correctly.

I suppose, when you look at it that way, it is a little much huh. Ban yerman.

thanks thread, I am now mentally recomposing "Just a Spoonful of Sugar" from Mary Poppins and I hate you all

I just wanted to express a little empathy for the ladies.

I've never heard of a lady using an eyedropper.

Oh man, I was just thinking you'd deposit it with an eyedropper or a measuring spoon or something, but there you go.

― how's life, Monday, July 1, 2013 3:14 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHbF-6Yenc0

Like this? Watch from 2:15

This woman actually tasted ejaculate from a sporty guy, a smoker, fruit eater and neutral. Welcome to Dutch public broadcasting :-(

She liked the taste of the fruit eater's best btw. The End.

But dylan, did you get it IN your eye? If you did and it didn't burn, you may be of great value to science.

- postin from a hot bath. Sup.

that guy behind cum-tasting lady is doing the scientist equivalent of pretending he doesn't know she's tasting cum (except that one time in sample #3 iirc)

I couldn't watch that, which is confusing. Cum should not be guzzled for any purpose, I guess.