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― walk in the room they throwin Sade left to right (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 31 May 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link
omg stryper cock rings?
― how's life, Friday, 31 May 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link
Waxed some of my hairier patches on back and arms before goin on hols, that was a week and more ago and dear lord the spots wtf
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link
if you ever do that again, you really do need to trim it down to stubble before you wax
― ⚓ (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link
better still, don't wax and have a loved one shave you
thanks for tips, but
if you ever do that again
heeelll no
― bob_sleigher (darraghmac), Wednesday, 5 June 2013 08:01 (ten years ago) link
managed to clog the toilet this morning on a flush that was 0% toilet paper
― http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link
crapatoa
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:11 (ten years ago) link
do you just like not wipe your ass or something?
― ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link
The Krapen
― how's life, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link
i knew the probability of cloggage was high so i was saving the T.P. for flush #2
― http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 17:29 (ten years ago) link
How does that happen.
I mean, on the college football boards I peruse on the side, I'll hear tales of dudes clogging pipes up, but c'mon. The human bowels can hold only so much shit.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 17:38 (ten years ago) link
I'm just jealous. Since my lil' operation a few years ago, I'm mostly rabbit pellets with a few snicker bars every once in awhile.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link
its easy to clog a toilet by putting too much T.P. in it, but yes i was surprised at this morning's occurance
― http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link
Believe me, I know it's easy to clog with too much TP. Lil Beeps uses about half a roll on one visit, and that's just for No. 1.
― pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link
while i'm at it, i will confess to a taking satisfaction and possibly even pleasure in unclogging a backed up toilet
― http://threeframes.net (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link
what to do with the plunger afterwards is always the tricky part tho
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
Take a shower with it.
― Jeff, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
Once the bowl has 'clean' water, put it in there and flush again, at a minimum.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
Pour your toilet bowl cleaner of choice in there and swish the plunger around/let it sit for a few mins. If yr cleaner includes bleach, the plunger is now sterilized-ish.
― Tottenham Heelspur (in orbit), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
Falling asleep while eating pussy. Classic or Dud? I was soooooop sleepy. Nor even sure if I actually fell asleep, but I was definitely nodding off. God, it was like when you're falling asleep and driving all, like "must stay awake *** shuts eyes *** must ... stay... AWAKE!" I don't think she noticed - she would have been so mad, right?
― how's life, Friday, 14 June 2013 10:49 (ten years ago) link
When you're shaving your pubes, is there some extra-safe way to shave the balls without cutting them? The loose skin around them makes shaving pretty difficult, I haven't yet managed to do it without a small cut or two.
― Tuomas, Friday, 14 June 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link
Use plenty of shaving foam, squeeze em and shave the forced/engorged area in small, quick strokes. Keep the razor clean. For some areas it's best to pull the whole sac taut and give it the full trench run.
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link
I have the world record unsensitive skin apparently b/c I usually shave - face, balls - w/out shaving cream, and sometimes w/out water w/ no irritation.
― Je55e, Friday, 14 June 2013 11:14 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, I'm not really fucking around with shaving cream these days. But if you're cutting your balls, like poor Tuomas here, you definitely need to protect yourself
― how's life, Friday, 14 June 2013 11:17 (ten years ago) link
Hacking off bits if your scrote
― how's life, Friday, 14 June 2013 11:27 (ten years ago) link
Ive got sensitive skin, stubbly hair (eh on my chin) ive got to use preshave drops and exfoliant, boiling hot water, foam, clean the razor every stroke, post shave moisturiser and aftershave, all for this face ffs.
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 11:29 (ten years ago) link
Christ. I'd be all "fuck this noise, I'll grow a beard" in your place. I mean that's kinda how I am anyway but
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 11:34 (ten years ago) link
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2335902/How-George-Clooney-inspired-cosmetic-craze-ball-ironing--sees-wrinkles-removed-know-.html
― caek, Friday, 14 June 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link
On phone but imagine I just linked the cover of Against Nature
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link
Shaving your balls... do you guys moisturize them too? Maybe apply an avocado pack?
― pplains, Friday, 14 June 2013 13:23 (ten years ago) link
Response is too tmi tbh
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link
guys why the fuck are you shaving your pubes and balls?? why do ppl do this idgi
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link
Response too etc
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:19 (ten years ago) link
I'm w/Stevie, wtf @ shaving balls
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link
I take it ye dont have hairy balls, fuckin congrats lads
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link
An avocado pack on one's balls would be quite fitting actually
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link
http://www.herohill.com/images/OSM/nicesmooth.jpg
― how's life, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link
http://www.featureshoot.com/2013/06/photos-of-greek-marbles-spotlight-a-specific-part-of-the-male-anatomy/
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
idk maybe it's just that I don't rly mind hairy balls at all and shaving it seems like a lot of trouble. Are the reasons practical or aesthetic?
Shaving yr pubes though makes you look pre-pubescent and that is p much the ultimate nagl imo, sorry (not sorry)
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link
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― Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link
I'm glad someone appreciates my work here
― Oral Sex in Sharp’s Ridge Park (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:39 (ten years ago) link
balls is a quality poster imo, agree with stevie and aerosmith
― 乒乓, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link
I mean really you can tell us; we are curious. I know v little abt actually having body hair and what it feels like and what problems it may cause, I just know it looks good on ppl
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:42 (ten years ago) link
There's hair, sure, but I can still fit everything snug into a pair of boxers.
I guess you guys would be walking around like scarecrows if you didn't break out the Nair.
― pplains, Friday, 14 June 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link
Lots of ppl shave their pubes, I personally enjoy a bit of hair but I've never really bought the "ew you're trying to look like a child" line either. It's not a biggie either way.
Can we go back to how's life falling asleep eating pussy tbh
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link
Having felt what its like putting something so mild as peppermint dr. bronners on my balls i'm p sure if you used Nair on them you would just straight-up die.
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link
When I say "its not a biggie either way" I am talking about my penis natch xp
― sjuttiosju_u (wins), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link
I have drifted in and out of consciousness while having sex, prob not sucking d but maybe while eating ass
― shohreh aja/danteloo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link
Hygiene, comfort. Running around with hairy parts chafing together should be self-explanatory tbh- my pits get the same treatment.
There's a second-person perspective here, comes down to hygiene and freshness, basically.
― posters who have figured how to priv (darraghmac), Friday, 14 June 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link