What have you done for pee lately?
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:42 (thirteen years ago)
miss you not much
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:46 (thirteen years ago)
piss you much
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 05:06 (thirteen years ago)
Nasty.
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 05:06 (thirteen years ago)
Was there going to be other activities besides pissing in his mouth? I would never pass up eating for anything. Except maybe an orgasm.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)
well I mean yeah we were gonna fuck too
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
It'd be kinda boring if I just went over for 15 minutes to pee in his mouth and maybe make like 5 minutes of polite small talk and then leave.
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:03 (thirteen years ago)
so like what is the most tmi thing a person could post here w/o crossing a line or embarrassing himself?
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 August 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)
Celibacy.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:27 (twelve years ago)
I got some vitamin d last nite
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Sunday, 11 August 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)
OMG REV
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)
Oh wait I mistook "d" for "p"
ha, I'm not sure how that changes anything
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)
!!!!
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:58 (twelve years ago)
http://fromtherough.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/action337-golden-shower.jpg
"vitamin p" would've been one of the worst puns of all time
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 August 2013 23:22 (twelve years ago)
Vitamin D is so good for the skin.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 August 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)
whoa, no not that kind of vitamin p, I thought you meant p for penis
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:04 (twelve years ago)
They say that kind of vitamin p is good for the skin.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)
Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)
Why yes, I WILL have a milkshake, thanks!
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:30 (twelve years ago)
Very dry.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:32 (twelve years ago)
I am covered in bite marks and my right nipple feels like it's about to fall off
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 15 August 2013 04:24 (twelve years ago)
like i can't even rly move my right arm w/o my nipple hurting
awww poor thing
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Thursday, 15 August 2013 06:13 (twelve years ago)
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― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 08:11 (twelve years ago)
I don't even think what happened today was real.
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 08:12 (twelve years ago)
Wow. I'm not even sure I want to talk about it here.
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 08:16 (twelve years ago)
listen, you guys need to get it together in this thread. over the last week or so there's been a lot of vague hints at TMI but not a lot of TMI. i need you to be a lot more explicit.
― dylannn, Monday, 19 August 2013 08:35 (twelve years ago)
ok, so I met a dude who looks vaguely like Minnie Riperton and clawed his fingernails my frenulum for several hours while his mom was watching tv in the next room ¯\(°_o)/¯
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 09:49 (twelve years ago)
I had to look up "frenulum."
I suppose it's another way of 'loving you.'
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 August 2013 11:53 (twelve years ago)
I guess what I was trying to say is I was on the receiving end of my first real BDSM experience and it completely turnt me the fuck out. Subspace is real, y'all.
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 20:22 (twelve years ago)
I had carnal knowledge with a person called Dogboy today
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:45 (twelve years ago)
I accidentally scratched him like really hard a lot and pissed in his mouth
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:46 (twelve years ago)
I mean, the scratching was accidental; the pissing was p deliberate
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:47 (twelve years ago)
And then we took a shower and went on an art-date to the Hirshhorn and talked about Donald Judd and Ai Weiwei and the use of indirect lighting in the Washington Metro stations. Best day!!
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:51 (twelve years ago)
getting closer to doo doo in here. i wanna order my boyfriend around but since we only seem to have sex monthly.......
― maven maven (Matt P), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:52 (twelve years ago)
that doo-doo that you do do
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:55 (twelve years ago)
Had a sex-ish dream about two ILXors. I'll only reveal the identity of one (S.D.). We were all packed in a roller coaster car in New Jersey and both of the others had boners, but the one who was not Stevie apologized and said it was just from friction, but Stevie was like, well it's there, so why not use it. I woke up before it was put to use.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 12:30 (twelve years ago)
!
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Monday, 26 August 2013 13:15 (twelve years ago)
apologized and said it was just from friction
Ah, high school.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Monday, 26 August 2013 14:49 (twelve years ago)
Party in the USA: The ILX Gay Crushing on Other Gays Thread
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:04 (twelve years ago)
Party in the USA
I know when I'm not wanted...
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Monday, 26 August 2013 15:25 (twelve years ago)
have not engaged in any watersports with the boyfriend but our new apartment has a spacious stall shower and there have been preliminary talks
― your authentic guitar playing self (elmo argonaut), Monday, 26 August 2013 16:31 (twelve years ago)
Was the roller coaster car on a roller coaster or like in the middle of a field or?
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 16:45 (twelve years ago)
but Stevie was like, well it's there, so why not use it
pvmic
― ᕦ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕤ (sic), Monday, 26 August 2013 17:31 (twelve years ago)
No blind items itt
― s. cloverlandthug (The Reverend), Monday, 26 August 2013 18:36 (twelve years ago)
On a roller coaster.
― potatoes-in-law (Je55e), Monday, 26 August 2013 20:20 (twelve years ago)
Rollercoaster of love boners
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 21:14 (twelve years ago)
this is all wonderful
― homosexual II, Monday, 26 August 2013 21:48 (twelve years ago)