book both and turn it into a hilarious "mrs. doubtfire"-style rushing-back-and-forth comedy of errors (also dress as kindly old british woman for one of them) (your call)
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:26 (eleven years ago) link
bake ziti, pee on it, then eat it with your friend
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link
baked peeti
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:32 (eleven years ago) link
can't invite him over bcz my roommate has a bad history w/ him from years ago and also he'd prob get mad if I peed on someone in our shower
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
I would too!
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:37 (eleven years ago) link
I was gonna make baked ziti tonight but my friend wants me to come over and pee in his mouth
it's only may but this is already post of the year
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:40 (eleven years ago) link
otm
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:42 (eleven years ago) link
so it winds up that his roommate is home, and by the time we realized we had to reschedule it was too late to make baked ziti, so now I have nothing ;_;
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:54 (eleven years ago) link
you got greedy, stevie.
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
it's never too late for ziti, and you'll no doubt get the urge to pee.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:55 (eleven years ago) link
I have to be at karaoke at 9:30 to sing Janet Jackson with my (other non-pee) friends
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:03 (eleven years ago) link
dying @ (non-pee) friends
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:44 (eleven years ago) link
so you were gonna pee and split eh?
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link
Edit.
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link
yo this rap is baked zitifacin' me real tvpiss on a friendstrawberry kiwi
― MIGUEL 3D: THEY FLY @ U FACE (The Reverend), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:25 (eleven years ago) link
What have you done for pee lately?
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:42 (eleven years ago) link
miss you not much
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:46 (eleven years ago) link
piss you much
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
Nasty.
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 05:06 (eleven years ago) link
Was there going to be other activities besides pissing in his mouth? I would never pass up eating for anything. Except maybe an orgasm.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link
well I mean yeah we were gonna fuck too
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:02 (eleven years ago) link
It'd be kinda boring if I just went over for 15 minutes to pee in his mouth and maybe make like 5 minutes of polite small talk and then leave.
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link
so like what is the most tmi thing a person could post here w/o crossing a line or embarrassing himself?
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 August 2013 00:08 (ten years ago) link
Celibacy.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:27 (ten years ago) link
I got some vitamin d last nite
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Sunday, 11 August 2013 16:16 (ten years ago) link
OMG REV
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link
Oh wait I mistook "d" for "p"
ha, I'm not sure how that changes anything
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link
!!!!
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link
http://fromtherough.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/action337-golden-shower.jpg
"vitamin p" would've been one of the worst puns of all time
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 August 2013 23:22 (ten years ago) link
Vitamin D is so good for the skin.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 August 2013 23:58 (ten years ago) link
whoa, no not that kind of vitamin p, I thought you meant p for penis
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link
They say that kind of vitamin p is good for the skin.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link
Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link
Why yes, I WILL have a milkshake, thanks!
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:30 (ten years ago) link
Very dry.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link
I am covered in bite marks and my right nipple feels like it's about to fall off
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 15 August 2013 04:24 (ten years ago) link
like i can't even rly move my right arm w/o my nipple hurting
awww poor thing
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Thursday, 15 August 2013 06:13 (ten years ago) link
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― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 08:11 (ten years ago) link
I don't even think what happened today was real.
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 08:12 (ten years ago) link
Wow. I'm not even sure I want to talk about it here.
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 08:16 (ten years ago) link
listen, you guys need to get it together in this thread. over the last week or so there's been a lot of vague hints at TMI but not a lot of TMI. i need you to be a lot more explicit.
― dylannn, Monday, 19 August 2013 08:35 (ten years ago) link
ok, so I met a dude who looks vaguely like Minnie Riperton and clawed his fingernails my frenulum for several hours while his mom was watching tv in the next room ¯\(°_o)/¯
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 09:49 (ten years ago) link
I had to look up "frenulum."
I suppose it's another way of 'loving you.'
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 August 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link
I guess what I was trying to say is I was on the receiving end of my first real BDSM experience and it completely turnt me the fuck out. Subspace is real, y'all.
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link
I had carnal knowledge with a person called Dogboy today
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:45 (ten years ago) link
I accidentally scratched him like really hard a lot and pissed in his mouth
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:46 (ten years ago) link
I mean, the scratching was accidental; the pissing was p deliberate
― #REV! (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 26 August 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link