what's happening to our borad TMI

Where does she last remember having it?

just went to pee and was overcome with the feeling that i was actually asleep/dreaming and therefore really shouldn't pee

it was by will alone i set my pee in motion

wake up

my colonoscopy went well btw. (except for the hell of going through the prep.) no fistulas. some inflammation in the ileum from my Crohn's, which is not surprising.

woo hoo!

I had surgery for one of those once. Do not recommend.

Glad you got a good report card, Crüt!

nothing quite like transporting 3 bottled liters of one's urine on a non-A/C subway car on a steamy warm morning.

http://www.blackandblue.eu/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/177x177/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/3/8/3891yello.jpeg

omg stryper cock rings?

Waxed some of my hairier patches on back and arms before goin on hols, that was a week and more ago and dear lord the spots wtf

if you ever do that again, you really do need to trim it down to stubble before you wax

better still, don't wax and have a loved one shave you

thanks for tips, but

if you ever do that again

heeelll no

managed to clog the toilet this morning on a flush that was 0% toilet paper

crapatoa

do you just like not wipe your ass or something?

The Krapen

i knew the probability of cloggage was high so i was saving the T.P. for flush #2

How does that happen.

I mean, on the college football boards I peruse on the side, I'll hear tales of dudes clogging pipes up, but c'mon. The human bowels can hold only so much shit.

I'm just jealous. Since my lil' operation a few years ago, I'm mostly rabbit pellets with a few snicker bars every once in awhile.

its easy to clog a toilet by putting too much T.P. in it, but yes i was surprised at this morning's occurance

Believe me, I know it's easy to clog with too much TP. Lil Beeps uses about half a roll on one visit, and that's just for No. 1.

while i'm at it, i will confess to a taking satisfaction and possibly even pleasure in unclogging a backed up toilet

what to do with the plunger afterwards is always the tricky part tho

Take a shower with it.

Once the bowl has 'clean' water, put it in there and flush again, at a minimum.

Pour your toilet bowl cleaner of choice in there and swish the plunger around/let it sit for a few mins. If yr cleaner includes bleach, the plunger is now sterilized-ish.

Falling asleep while eating pussy. Classic or Dud? I was soooooop sleepy. Nor even sure if I actually fell asleep, but I was definitely nodding off. God, it was like when you're falling asleep and driving all, like "must stay awake *** shuts eyes *** must ... stay... AWAKE!" I don't think she noticed - she would have been so mad, right?

When you're shaving your pubes, is there some extra-safe way to shave the balls without cutting them? The loose skin around them makes shaving pretty difficult, I haven't yet managed to do it without a small cut or two.

Use plenty of shaving foam, squeeze em and shave the forced/engorged area in small, quick strokes. Keep the razor clean. For some areas it's best to pull the whole sac taut and give it the full trench run.

I have the world record unsensitive skin apparently b/c I usually shave - face, balls - w/out shaving cream, and sometimes w/out water w/ no irritation.

Yeah, I'm not really fucking around with shaving cream these days. But if you're cutting your balls, like poor Tuomas here, you definitely need to protect yourself

Hacking off bits if your scrote

Ive got sensitive skin, stubbly hair (eh on my chin) ive got to use preshave drops and exfoliant, boiling hot water, foam, clean the razor every stroke, post shave moisturiser and aftershave, all for this face ffs.

Christ. I'd be all "fuck this noise, I'll grow a beard" in your place. I mean that's kinda how I am anyway but

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2335902/How-George-Clooney-inspired-cosmetic-craze-ball-ironing--sees-wrinkles-removed-know-.html

On phone but imagine I just linked the cover of Against Nature

Shaving your balls... do you guys moisturize them too? Maybe apply an avocado pack?

Response is too tmi tbh

guys why the fuck are you shaving your pubes and balls?? why do ppl do this idgi

Response too etc

I'm w/Stevie, wtf @ shaving balls

I take it ye dont have hairy balls, fuckin congrats lads

An avocado pack on one's balls would be quite fitting actually

http://www.herohill.com/images/OSM/nicesmooth.jpg

http://www.featureshoot.com/2013/06/photos-of-greek-marbles-spotlight-a-specific-part-of-the-male-anatomy/

idk maybe it's just that I don't rly mind hairy balls at all and shaving it seems like a lot of trouble. Are the reasons practical or aesthetic?

Shaving yr pubes though makes you look pre-pubescent and that is p much the ultimate nagl imo, sorry (not sorry)

I'm w/Stevie, wtf @ shaving balls

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