what's happening to our borad TMI

I would be super concerned about it suddenly not hurting tbh

Did you drop anything on it?

Have been walking a lot, not running. Not dropped anything on it. No hairs I can see.

Did you wear tight shoes shortly before that day? This is a dumb question because if you had, you would probably know that was the reason and not be asking here but both of my big toenails turned purple last year and eventually fell off (and then grew back) from wearing really tight dance shoes at a performance before they were broken in.

I have had two purple toes. Once, I rolled a vacuum cleaner back too far, sucked in my sock, and probably bent my big toe back far enough to mess it up.

The second time, I stubbed my little toe hard enough it was probably broken, shoved it in a too-small shoe, and stood all night at a sonic youth/flaming lips concert.

never say 'sucked in my sock' again

yessir

Did not wear tight shoes -- but maybe I stubbed it and don't remember? I think this was a couple days after moving, so who knows. I look forward to it falling off :-/
Guess I'm just glad it's not a sign of fungi or slow death via toenail.

Is it totally numb or does it just not hurt? If it's numb I'd go to a doctor immediately.

stop being so sensible

I have other 'entertaining' stories about that little toe I probably broke, but they're even more tmi

/checks board title

Spill it, matey

no it's not numb, it just doesn't hurt. i guess now i'm just wondering if it will fall off o que.

the toenail, not my toe

oh phew, you can dial my panicked rhetoric back a few notches then

also yeah I'd expect that toenail to fall off

just in time for sandals!
nothing like a little wormy toe to usher in the season

my mom has been missing a fingernail for several years now, toenail seems like nbd

Where does she last remember having it?

just went to pee and was overcome with the feeling that i was actually asleep/dreaming and therefore really shouldn't pee

it was by will alone i set my pee in motion

wake up

my colonoscopy went well btw. (except for the hell of going through the prep.) no fistulas. some inflammation in the ileum from my Crohn's, which is not surprising.

woo hoo!

I had surgery for one of those once. Do not recommend.

Glad you got a good report card, Crüt!

nothing quite like transporting 3 bottled liters of one's urine on a non-A/C subway car on a steamy warm morning.

http://www.blackandblue.eu/media/catalog/product/cache/1/small_image/177x177/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/3/8/3891yello.jpeg

omg stryper cock rings?

Waxed some of my hairier patches on back and arms before goin on hols, that was a week and more ago and dear lord the spots wtf

if you ever do that again, you really do need to trim it down to stubble before you wax

better still, don't wax and have a loved one shave you

thanks for tips, but

if you ever do that again

heeelll no

managed to clog the toilet this morning on a flush that was 0% toilet paper

crapatoa

do you just like not wipe your ass or something?

The Krapen

i knew the probability of cloggage was high so i was saving the T.P. for flush #2

How does that happen.

I mean, on the college football boards I peruse on the side, I'll hear tales of dudes clogging pipes up, but c'mon. The human bowels can hold only so much shit.

I'm just jealous. Since my lil' operation a few years ago, I'm mostly rabbit pellets with a few snicker bars every once in awhile.

its easy to clog a toilet by putting too much T.P. in it, but yes i was surprised at this morning's occurance

Believe me, I know it's easy to clog with too much TP. Lil Beeps uses about half a roll on one visit, and that's just for No. 1.

while i'm at it, i will confess to a taking satisfaction and possibly even pleasure in unclogging a backed up toilet

what to do with the plunger afterwards is always the tricky part tho

Take a shower with it.

Once the bowl has 'clean' water, put it in there and flush again, at a minimum.

Pour your toilet bowl cleaner of choice in there and swish the plunger around/let it sit for a few mins. If yr cleaner includes bleach, the plunger is now sterilized-ish.

Falling asleep while eating pussy. Classic or Dud? I was soooooop sleepy. Nor even sure if I actually fell asleep, but I was definitely nodding off. God, it was like when you're falling asleep and driving all, like "must stay awake *** shuts eyes *** must ... stay... AWAKE!" I don't think she noticed - she would have been so mad, right?

When you're shaving your pubes, is there some extra-safe way to shave the balls without cutting them? The loose skin around them makes shaving pretty difficult, I haven't yet managed to do it without a small cut or two.

Use plenty of shaving foam, squeeze em and shave the forced/engorged area in small, quick strokes. Keep the razor clean. For some areas it's best to pull the whole sac taut and give it the full trench run.

I have the world record unsensitive skin apparently b/c I usually shave - face, balls - w/out shaving cream, and sometimes w/out water w/ no irritation.

Yeah, I'm not really fucking around with shaving cream these days. But if you're cutting your balls, like poor Tuomas here, you definitely need to protect yourself

Hacking off bits if your scrote

Ive got sensitive skin, stubbly hair (eh on my chin) ive got to use preshave drops and exfoliant, boiling hot water, foam, clean the razor every stroke, post shave moisturiser and aftershave, all for this face ffs.