It's not when you don't have to bend down to aim
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:36 (thirteen years ago)
Like you can pee out of your boner w ease if yr not trying to move or bend it
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 5 May 2013 04:37 (thirteen years ago)
http://www.brocode.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/www-brocode-org_1334094631.jpg
― clouds, Sunday, 5 May 2013 11:23 (thirteen years ago)
top picture = superman that ho
ho = toilet
― Fred by Durst (The Reverend), Monday, 6 May 2013 04:35 (thirteen years ago)
I was gonna make baked ziti tonight but my friend wants me to come over and pee in his mouth
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:19 (thirteen years ago)
a different friend
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:20 (thirteen years ago)
which one should I do
Bake the ziti, use your own bathroom.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:23 (thirteen years ago)
book both and turn it into a hilarious "mrs. doubtfire"-style rushing-back-and-forth comedy of errors (also dress as kindly old british woman for one of them) (your call)
― Salt Mama Celeste (donna rouge), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:26 (thirteen years ago)
bake ziti, pee on it, then eat it with your friend
― ḉrut (crüt), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:27 (thirteen years ago)
baked peeti
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:32 (thirteen years ago)
can't invite him over bcz my roommate has a bad history w/ him from years ago and also he'd prob get mad if I peed on someone in our shower
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:37 (thirteen years ago)
I would too!
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:37 (thirteen years ago)
it's only may but this is already post of the year
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:40 (thirteen years ago)
otm
― the display names will fall like rain (Matt P), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:42 (thirteen years ago)
so it winds up that his roommate is home, and by the time we realized we had to reschedule it was too late to make baked ziti, so now I have nothing ;_;
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:54 (thirteen years ago)
you got greedy, stevie.
― 乒乓, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)
it's never too late for ziti, and you'll no doubt get the urge to pee.
― A deeper shade of lol (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:55 (thirteen years ago)
I have to be at karaoke at 9:30 to sing Janet Jackson with my (other non-pee) friends
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:03 (thirteen years ago)
dying @ (non-pee) friends
― veryupsetmom (harbl), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:44 (thirteen years ago)
so you were gonna pee and split eh?
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:50 (thirteen years ago)
Edit.
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 02:00 (thirteen years ago)
yo this rap is baked zitifacin' me real tvpiss on a friendstrawberry kiwi
― MIGUEL 3D: THEY FLY @ U FACE (The Reverend), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:25 (thirteen years ago)
What have you done for pee lately?
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:42 (thirteen years ago)
miss you not much
― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 03:46 (thirteen years ago)
piss you much
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 05:06 (thirteen years ago)
Nasty.
― Not Simone Choule (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 05:06 (thirteen years ago)
Was there going to be other activities besides pissing in his mouth? I would never pass up eating for anything. Except maybe an orgasm.
― homosexual II, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:57 (thirteen years ago)
well I mean yeah we were gonna fuck too
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:02 (thirteen years ago)
It'd be kinda boring if I just went over for 15 minutes to pee in his mouth and maybe make like 5 minutes of polite small talk and then leave.
― siouxsan sarandon (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:03 (thirteen years ago)
so like what is the most tmi thing a person could post here w/o crossing a line or embarrassing himself?
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 August 2013 00:08 (twelve years ago)
Celibacy.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Sunday, 11 August 2013 05:27 (twelve years ago)
I got some vitamin d last nite
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Sunday, 11 August 2013 16:16 (twelve years ago)
OMG REV
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:30 (twelve years ago)
Oh wait I mistook "d" for "p"
ha, I'm not sure how that changes anything
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:52 (twelve years ago)
!!!!
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 11 August 2013 22:58 (twelve years ago)
http://fromtherough.files.wordpress.com/2010/03/action337-golden-shower.jpg
"vitamin p" would've been one of the worst puns of all time
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 11 August 2013 23:22 (twelve years ago)
Vitamin D is so good for the skin.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 August 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)
whoa, no not that kind of vitamin p, I thought you meant p for penis
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:04 (twelve years ago)
They say that kind of vitamin p is good for the skin.
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:25 (twelve years ago)
Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:29 (twelve years ago)
Why yes, I WILL have a milkshake, thanks!
― Boven is het stil (Eric H.), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:30 (twelve years ago)
Very dry.
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 August 2013 01:32 (twelve years ago)
I am covered in bite marks and my right nipple feels like it's about to fall off
― dale cthulhu (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 15 August 2013 04:24 (twelve years ago)
like i can't even rly move my right arm w/o my nipple hurting
awww poor thing
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Thursday, 15 August 2013 06:13 (twelve years ago)
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― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 08:11 (twelve years ago)
I don't even think what happened today was real.
― we run zings, zings don't run we (The Reverend), Monday, 19 August 2013 08:12 (twelve years ago)